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Default Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 05:29 PM

I belive in God and Jesus and I defend my religon but im just sorry......

im sorry, im loosing more and more of my faith when I read the stuff like whats on this sit. and I know that it is a sin to make some one loose faith.

But this website is coming up with things like hannah montana in bed with lucifer and halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims because there is a half moon cresent in the game and only a plus sign.

and you discredit catholics just because they belive that the holy spirit bless's the bread and wine and because we worship the one who gave birth to Jesus. Just a mionute ago I was reading a thread where a child asked about the creation theory and the big bang and some ones ansewer was "your dads going to burn in hell".

Im sorry but there are alot of things on this site that I belive Jesus would disprove of
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I belive in God and Jesus and I defend my religon but im just sorry......

im sorry, im loosing more and more of my faith when I read the stuff like whats on this sit. and I know that it is a sin to make some one loose faith.

But this website is coming up with things like hannah montana in bed with lucifer and halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims because there is a half moon cresent in the game and only a plus sign.

and you discredit catholics just because they belive that the holy spirit bless's the bread and wine and because we worship the one who gave birth to Jesus. Just a mionute ago I was reading a thread where a child asked about the creation theory and the big bang and some ones ansewer was "your dads going to burn in hell".

Im sorry but there are alot of things on this site that I belive Jesus would disprove of
Dear friend:

If you're sure that Jesus disapproves of anything on our site, feel free to quote, chapter and verse, from the Holy King James Bible to show us how we're wrong. It doesn't matter what you believe Jesus would disapprove of; what matters is what Jesus believes He disapproves of.

Also, why did you use the conditional mood when referring to Our Lord? Don't you believe that Jesus was resurrected and is alive?


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I belive in God and Jesus and I defend my religon but im just sorry......

im sorry, im loosing more and more of my faith when I read the stuff like whats on this sit. and I know that it is a sin to make some one loose faith.

But this website is coming up with things like hannah montana in bed with lucifer and halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims because there is a half moon cresent in the game and only a plus sign.

and you discredit catholics just because they belive that the holy spirit bless's the bread and wine and because we worship the one who gave birth to Jesus. Just a mionute ago I was reading a thread where a child asked about the creation theory and the big bang and some ones ansewer was "your dads going to burn in hell".

Im sorry but there are alot of things on this site that I belive Jesus would disprove of
Friend,

Do not lie. Catholics do not believe the "Holy Spirit blesses the wine and bread" they believe that the wine and the bread become the literal blood and flesh of Christ. We reject their belief as false because is scripturally unsound and frankly a pagan intrusion into Christianity. That why Catholics will be damned to hell and ass pounded by Satan; because they are pagans pretending to be Christians.



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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 05:42 PM

Jesus taught us many things and I know that it is a christians job to try and convert people to their religon but I fear that the majority of the time you are just alienating everythings else even though catholics belive in God and Jesus. But apperantly even though I belive in God and Jesus im going to hell purely because for the fact that I was put into the catholic religion without me having a saying in it.

Ive defended my religion and my belief that ther is a God and Jesus once walked the earth with us mortals but im afraid that I say alot of the people on this site seem very narrow minded and borderly lined on "crazy" I mean Bungie the devloper that created halo 3 is apperantly secretly recruting muslims because of a half moon cresent in the game. I mean Frankie the lead director of bungie studios isnt even muslim
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But apperantly even though I belive in God and Jesus im going to hell purely because for the fact that I was put into the catholic religion without me having a saying in it.
Nonsense. People can and do repent of being papists. I pray that you will be one of them.


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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 05:50 PM

first of all I don't know what a pagan is so how can I possiblly pretend to be one.

Once again you are putting people in a basket slapping a catholic sticker on them and putting them in the hell basket even though I belive in God and Jesus.

And of course I belive that Jesus rose form the dead, If he did not christianity and catholics would lose a large foundation upon which their religon is built.

And please stop calling me friend and then telling me that I am going to burn hell. I have not once met you in my life.
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Jesus taught us many things and I know that it is a christians job to try and convert people to their religon but I fear that the majority of the time you are just alienating everythings else even though catholics belive in God and Jesus. But apperantly even though I belive in God and Jesus im going to hell purely because for the fact that I was put into the catholic religion without me having a saying in it.
By the nonsense you are posting you are no Mary Worshiper boy. All of my family are hellbound Catholics and I was raised on before I was SAVED™. You're so confused you can't even get your own Satan inspired false dogma strait.



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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 05:55 PM

Please do not call me "boy" your grasp on common american vocabualry is insulting. Satan has no way inspired me I pray to God ever night and I have witnessed things that have strengthened my belief in him.

How dare you say I am satan inspired. This is another showing of the sheer idiocy on this forum.
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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 06:01 PM

can I just ask that is the people on this site the type that protest outside funerals of poeple who have died in battle for their country and shouting out "YOUR SONS GOING TO HELL".
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Please do not call me "boy" your grasp on common american vocabualry is insulting. Satan has no way inspired me I pray to God ever night and I have witnessed things that have strengthened my belief in him.

How dare you say I am satan inspired. This is another showing of the sheer idiocy on this forum.

You still haven't dealt with my observation you are no Catholic. You lie, Satan is the father of lies, therefore you are a Satanist. Stop lying and I will stop calling you a Satanist.

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can I just ask that is the people on this site the type that protest outside funerals of poeple who have died in battle for their country and shouting out "YOUR SONS GOING TO HELL".
We're not that sissy liberal Westboro Baptist Church. What would would be the point of telling someone how is all ready in hell they are going to hell?



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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 06:11 PM

I am no liar how dare you call me one. Every one lies once and a while so I suppose by your wreckoning the majority of the population of america are satanists. I have have not lied just like I have said to you in another thread.
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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 06:20 PM

We are only human God knows this.
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I am no liar how dare you call me one. Every one lies once and a while so I suppose by your wreckoning the majority of the population of america are satanists. I have have not lied just like I have said to you in another thread.
Judging by the quality of Posters we get turning up in God's favorite Forum then yes, I would say that there is an unfortunate majority of American citizens Worshiping false Idols.
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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 06:23 PM

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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 06:34 PM

yes and I quote.....

"By the way, Pastor Bobby-Joe can call you whatever he likes in here.
So can I."

Im using your imature way of getting back at some one and please do not call me boy. I swear alot of people on this forum try to act all superior by using language such as "boy"

And who was it that said this is Gods favorite forum. Please do not make presumptions. How often have you asked him this.Do not bestowe such an honour as "Gods favorite forum" on your selfs with out him telling you.
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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 07:28 PM

This is my last post on these forums because I came seeking infomration and to learn and yet I get alienated. I say thank you to the few that are open minded. I have defended my religon when I am confronted I belive in the almighty and Jesus christ and YES I DO WORSHIP MARY LETS SEE IF ANY OF YOU ARE GIVEN THE INCREDIBLE HONOUR OF GIVING BIRTH TO JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD. Done anything like that of late hmm oah I think not. Thank you and good night and unfortunately I won't be on this forum to read the pages and pages of "YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL" posts.

And im also sorry if I do not belive that halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims.
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YES I DO WORSHIP MARY LETS SEE IF ANY OF YOU ARE GIVEN THE INCREDIBLE HONOUR OF GIVING BIRTH TO JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD.
By your own admission, you're a polytheist. Unless you repent, you will be damned accordingly. Never mind giving birth to the Son of God; don't you want the incredible honor of spending eternity with Him?


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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 07:41 PM

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And im also sorry if I do not belive that halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims.
You'll be sorry when some geek gamer neighbor of yours straps on his suicide vest and blows your sorry ass up boy.



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Default Re: Look please just read this..... - 05-12-2008, 10:01 PM

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You'll be sorry when some geek gamer neighbor of yours straps on his suicide vest and blows your sorry ass up boy.


lol and yet another generlisation every one who plays games is a geek?

I ask you how often has that ever happened? Another old timer making generlisations about something he knows nothing about.
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