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Australian fires -
12-31-2019, 04:51 PM
I keep reading about fires in Australia and have to shake my head in frustration. What is causing all these fires? Trees. The exact same thing liberals want to save. The idiotic Liberal government of Australia needs to stop pandering to the liberals with insane Green New Deal policies and cut them all down. As well as preventing fires, they'll make millions selling the pristine hardwood as firewood so they can buy asphalt to cover over the ground.
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Re: Australian fires -
12-31-2019, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I keep reading about fires in Australia and have to shake my head in frustration. What is causing all these fires? Trees.
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Thank you for that wise observation, Dr. Toole. Why would a government, representing its people, allow dangerous trees across the landscape? Trees kill people. Paved roads and parking lots are what make a country both safe and great.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Australian fires -
12-31-2019, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I keep reading about fires in Australia and have to shake my head in frustration. What is causing all these fires? Trees. The exact same thing liberals want to save.
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Yes! And now what are these idiot liberals doing? I'll tell you! They are blaming the fires on the fact that nobody burned down the trees, so as to prevent them from catching fire, because they (the liberals) wouldn't let people burn down the trees.
It's difficult to tell if they are merely a bit stupid (aka Australian), or certifiably insane, or simply envirotrolls. These people make me sick.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-01-2020, 01:23 AM
The really puzzling thing is why is this fire entirely contained and localized within Australia? You'd think that such a huge, raging, uncontrollable fire as this one allegedly is would've spread into Hungary, Poland, Germany, and Italy by now, but, no, not a single report from any of them. I'm starting to think that all these "forest fires" in Australia, Brazil, and California are just fake news spread by the eco-terrorist ultra left funded by George Soros✡ to provide "evidence" of global warming.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-01-2020, 02:28 PM
Australia could be the new Libya.
Instead of this:
They could have all this:
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Re: Australian fires -
01-01-2020, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Australia could be the new Libya.
They could have all this:
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Libya has this thing figured out. No forest fire threat there.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-02-2020, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I keep reading about fires in Australia and have to shake my head in frustration. What is causing all these fires? Trees. The exact same thing liberals want to save. The idiotic Liberal government of Australia needs to stop pandering to the liberals with insane Green New Deal policies and cut them all down. As well as preventing fires, they'll make millions selling the pristine hardwood as firewood so they can buy asphalt to cover over the ground.
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Oh, yes, dear Dr. Toole -- I do think you are so right. But I also wonder if the situation with the forest fires is due to Australia caving in to the demands of that homersexualistic crowd, when they demanded legality of same-sex "marriage" (which is just their term for what it really is: blasphemous perversion.)
A dear friend in Melbourne (believe it or not, she does read the ), has told me that their eucalyptus trees contain oil in the leaves. When they catch fire, those trees can explode -- ka-boom! Surely, with the wrath of Almighty burning things down there since the homer situation has increased, wouldn't one think they could connect dots and forsake their sinful ways to avoid such wrath? Oh, no! That would mean abandoning beer, "footie", and debauchery!
A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-02-2020, 07:13 AM
Everyone seems to forget that Jesus was a carpenter (Mark 13:1-2), and that means that he built useful things out of wood - which comes from trees. God meant for us to cut down those trees and build furniture and houses.
Along comes the LIEberals and their enviro tree huggers that openly defy God's laws - and what do you expect to happen? If you don't want God's wood, He will turn it into millions of burning yule logs to celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus (which can be seen from space).
Glory!
Is anyone in California listening?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-02-2020, 08:23 AM
The oil in the trees is very combustible and would make a great fuel for jets. The smaller "middle storey" plants are even better and it could be that as they released their fumes into the air without doing any useful work (other than setting the trees on fire) that sort of explosion would occur, or have been predicted to. One solution would be get everyone into jet helicopters and run them on farmed tree-oil. The exhaust would provide useful carbon dioxide promoting new tree growth. A real win-win.
Instead they'd rather burn them all straight into the air. God enjoys smoke when done according to His method but surely there's a lot of unclean animals getting incinerated (to save the environment) which generally He does not like? Toads, for example.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-03-2020, 04:48 PM
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God enjoys smoke when done according to His method
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Greetings!
This is so very true, Sistren Mitza. This is why Jah has gifted us with the ganja. Jah does not want people to make smoke with trees or even the toads you have offered. The smoke enjoyed by Jah is the smoke of the ganja plant which he has given us for that purpose. The white people in Australia should stop the burning of their oily trees and make smoke as Jah has intended.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Australian fires -
01-04-2020, 07:35 PM
Looks like the President of Austria is in a "spot of bother", as they say over there. Perhaps it's time for them to invade Poland again.
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Australia’s pathetic PM reveals much about the right’s effort to deny reality
Australian English is rich in its descriptions of worthless men: as useful as tits on a bull, a dry thunderstorm, a third armpit, a glass door on a dunny, a pocket on a singlet, an ashtray on a motorbike, a submarine with screen doors, a roo-bar on a skateboard. Morrison is all of the above
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Re: Australian fires -
01-04-2020, 08:52 PM
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Looks like the President of Austria is in a "spot of bother", as they say over there. Perhaps it's time for them to invade Poland again.
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Some people have been really quite offensive to him.
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“You’re not welcome, you <obscenity redacted>,” a man yelled after Morrison as he retreated under a barrage of insults.
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Such people have no manners. Matthew 12:36-37 has something to say about them!
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-04-2020, 10:52 PM
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Everyone seems to forget that Jesus was a carpenter (Mark 13:1-2), and that means that he built useful things out of wood - which comes from trees. God meant for us to cut down those trees and build furniture and houses.
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And not only that, but stopping pagans to worship them as well, like St. Bonifacio did to in Germany, even if we have to be tortured to death like him. What matters is the reward of God in the afterlife.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-05-2020, 05:30 AM
You guys are very hard on Australia. But it's not a joke, it's a real place.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-06-2020, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
You guys are very hard on Australia. But it's not a joke, it's a real place.
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I've never seen Australia, have my doubts it exists.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-07-2020, 11:20 AM
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Jesus was a carpenter.….he built useful things out of wood
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And not only that, but stopping pagans to worship them as well, like St. Bonifacio did to in Germany, even if we have to be tortured to death like him. What matters is the reward of God in the afterlife.
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I'm not going to look up Bonifacio, simply because if you're endorsing him he's as likely to be in cahoots with Zeus as anything else and let's face it, any uprooted tree can be converted into an idol. Here's the pope worshipping one.
God detests idolatry, making idols, selling idols, being in a room where there are idols, prostrating oneself on the floor in front of idols, the worship or adoration or veneration of idols (He doesn't care what you call it) and heathens too. God detests heathens. Now I hear the acme of ignorance so often which seems to be believed that "back then" (meaning in Jesus ’ day or in the time of the psalmists or perhaps in the days of Deborah or Jonah) there was a different social order. Apparently what's unacceptable now was OK back then. Or something. It's all pretty vague but paramount in all the nonsense is the idea that "modern cosmology" did not exist (it did: that's when it was invented) and that everyone believed in "gods" to explain "natural phenomena" which otherwise had no explanation. This is false. Regardless of how many demons were worshipped—all of whom were co-opted into your catholicism just as Zeus and Aphrodite were drafted in—there were people who denied God, who stated that He did not exist and who sought to live in a universe without God. You tend to overlook this in your posts. If it were not so, why would the Psalmist write:
Psalm 53:1-3 To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
1 Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
2 God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see
1 If there were any that did understand, that did seek God.
3 Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy;
1 there is none that doeth good, no, not one. If everyone believed in one "god" or another, or several, or worshipped the twelve stars calling them divine, why would anyone write Psalm 53? Indeed, it seems to have been fairly widespread according to verse 3.
The heresy you're promoting attacks Christ by denying Him and substitutes popes, none of whom have ever been resurrected, made up "saints" and outright demonolatry reinforced with lies and idols. You need to check your papist privilege when posting on a Christian forum. Wood idols burn just the same as trees but metal idols revert to their molten state pretty quickly at the right temperature. God knows.
Leviticus 19:1-4
1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying.…
4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-07-2020, 03:09 PM
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I've never seen Australia, have my doubts it exists.
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I've heard that there are scientific explorers on the utube who have gone to considerable length to settle the question of whether Australia exists or not. Apparently, the matter has not yet been decided but I will point out that Australia is said to be "down under". God put the countries on top of the Earth, not under the Earth as if they were under a rug. The Earth is laid out like a carpet so that every part can enjoy the rays of the sun as it swirls around the firmament. I don't see how they could get any light if they are under the carpet, so to speak.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-07-2020, 03:52 PM
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The Earth is laid out like a carpet so that every part can enjoy the rays of the sun as it swirls around the firmament. I don't see how they could get any light if they are under the carpet, so to speak.
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Great point, Mr. Moss. The Austrians are enjoying a lot of light this year and it's still Winter. When the weather warms up it should get really nice, time for a baaabie mate? Crispy koala on a stick? Deep fried dingo? Wood-fired wallabee? Gidday mate?
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Re: Australian fires -
01-10-2020, 01:24 AM
I had always heard there were too many rabbits in Australia. Maybe this great big rabbit barbecue has solved that problem.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Australian fires -
01-10-2020, 05:00 PM
I once had a obsession with Koalas and Kangurus. This was many many years before I found Jesus and the Bible. They just had this profound and crazy effect on me making me feel happy seeing those cute and soft and fluffy animals. But that exactly was part of what tried to turn me gay.
Now there is this theory that the furry perverts who dress themselves like animals are partly turned into this behaviour by certain animals probably created by satan to turn people into perverts.
I have no doubt in my mind that God is cleaning that place of all these perverted creatures and thus making less people turn gay. As a scientist would say cause and effect means that these fires will prevent people dying from Aids.
Honestly we should start a huge charity donation campaign to donate to the people starting those fires so they can buy bigger equipment to make their work easier setting the place on fire.
And who knows maybe a few witches and demons get burned, too.
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