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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-04-2012, 11:46 PM

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You look cute so i can provide you with casual sex if you dont go on with this bullshit while we are at it. But other than this im in a relationship with a perfectly normal woman and i wount dump her for a fanatic. Then again if you start to behave like a normal person...
How often does this pickup line work for you?

. . . and how often when you're not hanging your head out the car window with a $100 bill stuck to your forehead?



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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-06-2012, 03:55 PM

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You look cute so i can provide you with casual sex if you dont go on with this bullshit while we are at it. But other than this im in a relationship with a perfectly normal woman and i wount dump her for a fanatic. Then again if you start to behave like a normal person...
Does your "perfectly normal woman" know you use the Internet to cheat on her?




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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 09-06-2012, 11:07 PM

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Does your "perfectly normal woman" know you use the Internet to cheat on her?
I doubt his inflatable girlfriend cares.


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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 04-03-2020, 01:48 AM

Hi my name is Kevin and im new here as of today so excuse me if i offend you but i'd like to know your honest opinion about what you think about the nigga.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 04-03-2020, 02:08 AM

Hi, my names Kevin im from Washington. I'd like to ask your honest opinion. How do you feel towards niggas. with your level of attractiveness, your opinion means a lot.
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Hi my name is Kevin and im new here as of today so excuse me if i offend you but i'd like to know your honest opinion about what you think about the nigga.
Actually, I am offended. If you are going to throw around racial terms, then the least that you could do is to identify your own race and then put forth a verse from the Bible clarifying where your group stands with The Lord.


In the absence of such effort, the use of the word "nigga" is a gratuitous attempt to rile people up and/or make people think that you are somehow bold and edgy.


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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 04-03-2020, 02:30 AM

I really apologize about that. That was an completely accidental at the time i was unsure if the first mistaken message got sent or not so I sent another one in case it didn't.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 04-03-2020, 02:39 AM

I just happen to come across a few concerning comments while reading some forums about how they felt about a certain ethic group.In the end I was certainly left feeling unworthy and insecure about myself being here. Again I sincerely apologize if i upset anyone. Thank you
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...That was an completely accidental...
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So you've managed to shitpost to an eight-year-dead thread, and non-apologize for the wrong thing. What's your next trick, Mandrake?


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Hi my name is Kevin and im new here as of today so excuse me if i offend you but i'd like to know your honest opinion about what you think about the nigga.
The reggaeton singer from Panama? I do not know much about him, but he must not be very good.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flex_(singer)


Yes he goes by Flex but he used to be Nigga.


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I just happen to come across a few concerning comments while reading some forums about how they felt about a certain ethic group.In the end I was certainly left feeling unworthy and insecure about myself being here. Again I sincerely apologize if i upset anyone. Thank you
Friend, we are a mirror reflection of the Holy Bible and Christianity. I've found when people do not like what we say, it is because they are standing in front of a mirror and God's reflection is there.
All of God's creatures have a place in the world, the Bible tells us so. From the tiniest bug right though to DJT. All the races are alinged in unision. It is only a problem when one gets uppity. A few lashes often bring them back in line.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance. - 04-06-2020, 10:18 AM

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I really apologize about that. That was an completely accidental at the time i was unsure if the first mistaken message got sent or not so I sent another one in case it didn't.
1st of all, this isn't the introduction thread. You'll find that on the main forum page labeled "Introduction Thread". It even lists out questions for you to answer right next to the title, along with any other worthwhile info about your past sins


2nd, even after you've done ALL of that.... this thread is from 2012. I don't really know much about the young lady who started this thread, but I'm sure that by now she's done what God commanded, which is marry a good True Christian man and popped out several God-fearing children.


All in all, a waste of bandwidth for this post.


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