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Default Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 08:37 AM

SHOCKING NEWS. FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON HAS MURDERED A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL IN THE STATE OF MAINE.

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A 7-year-old girl died after a large ocean wave kicked up by [Bill Clinton] knocked her and two other people into the Atlantic off Maine's Acadia National Park on Sunday, a park official said...
Like the mythological Greek god Zeus, who came to Earth in the form of a cow to fool a young maiden into sexual congress, former President Bill Clinton has taken the form of a giant wave in order to prey on underaged girls. Maybe it's all fun and games for Slick Willy but this time his sleazy shenanigans have left a young child dead. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE? What will stop this man's libido? Will he stop at nothing until he has penetrated every orifice on every young girl in this country?

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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 08:39 AM

Another tragic death attributed to the Clintons. When will the trail of blood ever stop? Can no one defeat the Clinton Machine?


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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 08:56 AM

I'm not surprised. Unlike the Godly interior of the state of Maine, the coastal region has always tolerated book-reading and even education, which we know are the gateways to Democratic politics. The child probably deserved her fate.


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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 04:59 PM

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I'm not surprised. Unlike the Godly interior of the state of Maine, the coastal region has always tolerated book-reading and even education, which we know are the gateways to Democratic politics. The child probably deserved her fate.
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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:04 PM

Is this a joke? The sense of humor on this forum is very odd. If it's not a joke then I'm sorry you really have some twisted minds for the 'selective editing' and then to say the child probably deserved her fate?!!
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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:08 PM

Add another name to the Clinton Death List. And hopefully this little incident will teach parents to keep their small children away frm him in the future.


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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:33 PM

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Is this a joke? The sense of humor on this forum is very odd. If it's not a joke then I'm sorry you really have some twisted minds for the 'selective editing' and then to say the child probably deserved her fate?!!
I don't know much about Bill Clinton, but do you believe in God, friend?

God knows everything, and is all-powerful.

God knew that the little girl was going to be killed by a big wave. He didn't stop it, even though He very easily could have.

It was obviously His Will that she be killed by the wave. Why do you suppose that is?


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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:36 PM

Oh wow.

When will Bill Clinton stop his rampage?


I'm joking obviously, can someone explain to me how Bill Clinton did that?


The girl dieing, maybe it was God's way of punishing the girl because her father doesn't tithe enough? Maybe, she's a little slut?
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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:38 PM

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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:38 PM

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I don't know much about Bill Clinton, but do you believe in God, friend?

God knows everything, and is all-powerful.

God knew that the little girl was going to be killed by a big wave. He didn't stop it, even though He very easily could have.

It was obviously His Will that she be killed by the wave. Why do you suppose that is?
The opening post threw me. The way the person wrote it made it look like they wanted Bill Clinton to have killed the child?
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The opening post threw me. The way the person wrote it made it look like they wanted Bill Clinton to have killed the child?
Why would Wash do that? Wash loves kids, he has three fine sons who did great once they got over their meth habits. He only reports the new in a fair and balance way, Wash can't be held responsible if someone else got the story wrong.



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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 09:52 PM

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Oh wow.

When will Bill Clinton stop his rampage?


I'm joking obviously, can someone explain to me how Bill Clinton did that?


The girl dieing, maybe it was God's way of punishing the girl because her father doesn't tithe enough? Maybe, she's a little slut?
Jenni111,

Facts about Bill Clinton:

He was educated in Godless England.

He smoked the reefer.

He committed adultery with a harlot.

He married a communist.

He admits to being a democrat.

Is it really a reach to believe he killed this little girl? I find it hard to believe he DIDN"T!!!

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Why would Wash do that? Wash loves kids, he has three fine sons who did great once they got over their meth habits. He only reports the new in a fair and balance way, Wash can't be held responsible if someone else got the story wrong.
The opening post says there are some minor editing in bold.

SHOCKING NEWS. FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON HAS MURDERED A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL IN THE STATE OF MAINE.

SELECTIVELY EDITED NEWS ARTICLE COPY AND PASTED ALMOST ENTIRELY IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM WITH ONLY A FEW MINOR CHANGES MADE THAT DO NOT IN ANY WAY CHANGE THE MEANING OF THIS PASSAGE:

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A 7-year-old girl died after a large ocean wave kicked up by [Bill Clinton] knocked her and two other people into the Atlantic off Maine's Acadia National Park on Sunday, a park official said...

Can you see what's in bold? To me that's saying whatever was in the square brackets was replaced with Bill Clinton. By who it isn't clear, but it still makes no sense to me. 'a large ocean wave kicked up by [] knocked her and two other people' To me that's impossible for a human to do. Kick a wave big enough to knock three people off?! It's actually quite laughable, unless they are hercules or have his strength.
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The opening post says there are some minor editing in bold.

SHOCKING NEWS. FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON HAS MURDERED A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL IN THE STATE OF MAINE.

SELECTIVELY EDITED NEWS ARTICLE COPY AND PASTED ALMOST ENTIRELY IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM WITH ONLY A FEW MINOR CHANGES MADE THAT DO NOT IN ANY WAY CHANGE THE MEANING OF THIS PASSAGE:

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A 7-year-old girl died after a large ocean wave kicked up by [Bill Clinton] knocked her and two other people into the Atlantic off Maine's Acadia National Park on Sunday, a park official said...

Can you see what's in bold? To me that's saying whatever was in the square brackets was replaced with Bill Clinton. By who it isn't clear, but it still makes no sense to me. 'a large ocean wave kicked up by [] knocked her and two other people' To me that's impossible for a human to do. Kick a wave big enough to knock three people off?! It's actually quite laughable, unless they are hercules or have his strength.
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me that's saying whatever was in the square brackets was replaced with Bill Clinton. By who it isn't clear, but it still makes no sense to me. 'a large ocean wave kicked up by [] knocked her and two other people' To me that's impossible for a human to do. Kick a wave big enough to knock three people off?! It's actually quite laughable, unless they are hercules or have his strength.
You humanists can't have it both ways. First you say that humans can destroy the planet because we are causing "global warming". Next you say Clinton is innocent because he is incapable of even creating a large wave. So which is it now?


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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 10:01 PM

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You are such an idiot. If Moses can split the sea, Clinton can cause a tidal wave. GOD you are stupid. Haven't you ever read the Bible?
Moses had God on his side though. Does Clinton have God on his side? Not by the looks of these boards. I wouldn't compare Clinton and Moses together either. One a prophet and the other a president.
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You knew that it was only a matter of time before Bill Clinton turned into a bloodthirsty, lecherous pedophile-murderer.
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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 10:04 PM

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You humanists can't have it both ways. First you say that humans can destroy the planet because we are causing "global warming". Next you say Clinton is innocent because he is incapable of creating a large wave. Which is it now?
Can't people see how stupid it sounds? have you ever been in the sea and tried to kick through a wave? It's impossible to make a wave big enough to knock someone over.
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Default Re: Bill Clinton murders a 7 year old girl -BREAKING NEWS- - 08-24-2009, 10:04 PM

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Moses had God on his side though. Does Clinton have God on his side? Not by the looks of these boards. I wouldn't compare Clinton and Moses together either. One a prophet and the other a president.
I'm sure Clinton conjured some powerful demons to help him with his evil deeds. It is well known he sold Hillary's soul to the Devil to become the Governor of Arkansas.




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Moses had God on his side though. Does Clinton have God on his side? Not by the looks of these boards. I wouldn't compare Clinton and Moses together either. One a prophet and the other a president.
Ronald Reagan was a President AND a prophet of God.

Also, Pharoah's magicians were not of God, yet they did great feats and wonders.

You are striking out here, buddy.


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