[Old Man Hatchet]

American public schools are cesspools of liberalism, so naturally many of their mascots mock God and attempt to turn boys into sissies. I believe there is a direct relationship between the decline of America and high school mascots. Below you will find some of the worst offenders.


The Hickman Kewpies



Kewpie dolls are based on Cupid, the Roman "god" of love, beauty, and looking incredibly gay.


Blooming Prairie Awesome Blossoms



A blossom is a flower. Worse still, Blossom was a comedy-drama from the 90s, and the lead actress came out as a lesbian. Worst of all, the show started horrific fashion trends.




Hoopeston Area Cornjerkers



An apt mascot for teenage boys, but nonetheless reprehensible.


Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders



"Purple pounder" is synonymous with homosexual. Example: "Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin recently admitted he is a purple pounder."


Fortunately, there is a glimmer of hope. I came across this Godly exception:

Watersmeet Nimrods



Nimrod was the great-grandson of Noah and noted for being a great hunter (Genesis 10:8-10). Go Nimrods!!!

[repented harlot70]

I must confess I never looked at the mascots.

I was too busy praying that the cheerleaders would be swallowed up by the earth for their wanton and shameless uniforms.

[eliot mayfield]

Floyd Central Highlander



From a High school in Indiana. The references to drugs, cross dressing and homosexuality and unavoidable!

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Floyd Central Highlander



From a High school in Indiana. The references to drugs, cross dressing and homosexuality and unavoidable!

I fail to see the drugs reference, would you care to eleborate?
I do get the cross dressing and homosexuality in the mascot. Why was this allowed? It seems we're loosing our children more and more. Homeschooling seems to be the only way for now, but we must not let it be a sign of fear. Brothers and sisters, it's time for America to vote Republican and save our country! I think Obama would do nothing against the mascots, why you may ask?
Is Obama a mascot himself?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Dirk

I fail to see the drugs reference, would you care to eleborate?

Highlanders. Also, Scots are notorious for their addiction to crack.

[Nobar King]

Laurel Hill, FL. should be ashamed of themselves for promoting homelessness instead of helping the poor.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Highlanders. Also, Scots are notorious for their addiction to crack.

Well what do you know!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Here is another good one:

Eaton Reds



Wild animals--like bears, wolverines, and cougars--always make excellent mascots. Injuns are no exception. Of course, liberals have a problem with Injuns being "objectified."

I am proud that my high school was the home of the Bloodthirsty Savages. We had a cute emblem that depicted two Injuns scalping and raping a white woman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

American public schools are cesspools of liberalism, so naturally many of their mascots mock God and attempt to turn boys into sissies. Below you will find some of the worst offenders.




Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders



"Purple pounder" is synonymous with homosexual. Example: "Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin recently admitted he is a purple pounder."

If that isn't a communist hammer and sickle, then I don't know what is!

[The Hand]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

If that isn't a communist hammer and sickle, then I don't know what is!

Good eyes, Pastor. Well spotted. It's obviously a subliminal message designed to subtly influence vulnerable young minds and pave the way for the Devil.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

RYAN HIGH SCHOOL RAIDERS - This contains an unforgiveable amount of homosexuality. I have heard gays being referred to as "rectal raiders" for one thing. Another is this blatantly queer mascot. He is dressed up like an S&M cowboy, holding a fetish whip, and wearing a woman's high heels.





SALMON HIGH SCHOOL SAVAGES - Just like Brother Hatchet's school, this one uses Savages as their mascot as well. Unfortunately, due to liberal PC whiners, the Indian head mascot was removed. They have gone the last 10 years without a visible mascot. What a shame.



YUMA HIGH SCHOOL CRIMINALS - Yes, "Criminals". Now, this is a very apt mascot since most public school teens these days have a record. Fortunately, the mascot has not been PC-ified yet, because he is clearly a greasy Mexican. Spics have a high rate of criminals, but not high enough as negroes. A negro would be a better choice, but I can't complain.




PAGE HIGH SCHOOL SAND DEVILS - I don't care if this is "cute" in any way, (he even has a diaper for God's sake!) it's still a devil and proof that public schools are spawning grounds for Satanism. Ever notice whenever a whiny minority complains about a mascot, they change it right away...but when a Christian complains, they ignore it and scoff us off?

[BelieverInGod]

I went to two schools that were the "Trojans" **shudder** referring to condoms and therefore gay and premarital sex.

One issue I have with the animal mascots is the furry aspect. Another school I went to (we moved a lot) were the falcons. Sure, a great symbol, majestic fast killer bird. But the guy in the falcon suit used to run up to the good looking girls in the school and dry hump them. Could not such a thing lead to bestiality or furry fetishes?

[Old Man Hatchet]

New Braunfels Unicorns



Stunningly gay. Care Bears are less queer than unicorns.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

I am proud that my high school was the home of the Bloodthirsty Savages. We had a cute emblem that depicted two Injuns scalping and raping a white woman.

If that's your idea of cute, I would hate to see how you decorated your kids room.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb

If that's your idea of cute, I would hate to see how you decorated your kids room.

Only women and queers decorate rooms, let alone children's rooms.

[Nobar King]

The care bears at least look like they know how to throw a ball.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Another Godly one:

Bad Axe Hatchets

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I've always rooted for the Madison, Iowa Christian Boys School because of their "Charley the Crazy Cherokee" mascot.

I'd like to see more inspirational mascots used. Like this one.

[HighlanderGrad]

You all see EVIL in everything except yourselves. I recently Graduated Class of '09!!!!! FC is consistently 1 of the best high schools in the country 2 straight National Blue ribbon awards.

I am blessed to have been able to go there.

Athletics are in the backseat to Academics though Football won sectionals this past year! and our Lady Highlanders basketball team went to Semi-state for the 1st time ever.

"On Floyd Central, race to the goal
On Floyd Central, show your control
On Floyd Central, bring us success
On big green and gold machine
We all know what victory means,
Bring us victory!
For our school we proudly will stand
FCHS is in command
And we will back our team in winning this game
Green and gold come out on top
Our team won't stop
Highlanders-that's our name!"

Flame as you will just bringin some TRUTH!!!!

[Nobar King]

Wow. You won a ribbon?