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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-01-2014, 07:59 PM

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Torture isn't enjoyable by any means. Look at the Spanish inquisition: they tortured people to convert them to Christianity! Who took their BS? No one. Everyone either died for their religion and died with pride and/or with hate towards the church, or they left. This will only teach children that our God is a cruel god.
You really need to read some more and stop being an idiot - the Spanish Inquisition was torturing people to force them to be Catholics. Most of the people they prosecuted were Jews or Muslims who converted to Christianity that the Inquisition decided weren't Catholic enough.

You ever heard the word "Heretic" outside the context of some insipid computer game?



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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-01-2014, 10:42 PM

Just like Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib. They were tortured because they were mooslims, not because of anything they did. And the torture was totally justified - except by that lezbean Lynndie England. I mean really - what was the US army thinking by letting in lezbeans? She should have been at home scrubbing floors and bearing children.


But I digress. Children must grow up fearing God, not with fuzzy wuzzy furry feelings just ripe for plucking by Satan.
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 12:43 AM

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Torture isn't enjoyable by any means. Look at the Spanish inquisition: they tortured people to convert them to Christianity! Who took their BS? No one. Everyone either died for their religion and died with pride and/or with hate towards the church, or they left. This will only teach children that our God is a cruel god.
Like Bobby-Joe said, inquisition was to convert people to Catholicism. And guess what - it worked, because Spain and all of Latin America are mostly Catholic. (And no, Indians had no place to go, so they had no choice but to become Catholics).
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 02:55 PM

i wasn't sure if this thread was serious or not.
after reading some of these retarded redneck posts i was so pissed off i made an account just to post this.
so far it looks like this is just a place for religious crazies to take out there boiled up anger out on things in the name of religion.
this thread in particular IS COMPLETELY MESSED UP!
hitting your children? seriously? that seems horrible! whats that? your Chiristains!? WELL I GUESS IT'S OKAY THEN ISN'T IT? im from australia (the so called "nation of fags") and this is exactly what the stereotypical american christian is, a bunch of stupid rednecks who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground!
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 03:57 PM

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i wasn't sure if this thread was serious or not.
after reading some of these retarded redneck posts i was so pissed off i made an account just to post this.
so far it looks like this is just a place for religious crazies to take out there boiled up anger out on things in the name of religion.
this thread in particular IS COMPLETELY MESSED UP!
hitting your children? seriously? that seems horrible! whats that? your Chiristains!? WELL I GUESS IT'S OKAY THEN ISN'T IT? im from australia (the so called "nation of fags") and this is exactly what the stereotypical american christian is, a bunch of stupid rednecks who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground!
Why the hate, friend?

Jesus commands that the rod not be spared on children.

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Children not brought up with the correct amount of punishment they grow up to be liars, murderers and homersexuals.

Is that what you want for children?

What kind of monster are you?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 06:03 PM

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Why the hate, friend?

Jesus commands that the rod not be spared on children.

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Children not brought up with the correct amount of punishment they grow up to be liars, murderers and homersexuals.

Is that what you want for children?

What kind of monster are you?

YIC
I'm not a monster
maybe i am a bit harsh on religious people
but you don't need to punish your children with violence to teach them to be decent human beings
and i wouldn't mind if they grew up to be gay, because it is their life choice, just like if they decided to believe in god thats the way they want to live

but i wouldn't allow them to be liars or murderers because thats no way to live.
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I'm not a monster
maybe i am a bit harsh on religious people
but you don't need to punish your children with violence to teach them to be decent human beings
and i wouldn't mind if they grew up to be gay, because it is their life choice, just like if they decided to believe in god thats the way they want to live

but i wouldn't allow them to be liars or murderers because thats no way to live.
When people choose to be gay they are just as evil as murderers, rapists and liberals.

Do you honestly want children being raped (anal) by homers? Jesus tells us in the Bible that the gaywise share the same fate as murderers, some rapists and adulterers.

If being beaten with a rod will save one child from this fate it is well worth it.

Why do you reject God's wisdom in this matter? Jesus knows that sin is rife and gives us a way to save the next generation from a life of drug fuelled anality.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 09:07 PM

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When people choose to be gay they are just as evil as murderers, rapists and liberals.

Do you honestly want children being raped (anal) by homers? Jesus tells us in the Bible that the gaywise share the same fate as murderers, some rapists and adulterers.

If being beaten with a rod will save one child from this fate it is well worth it.

Why do you reject God's wisdom in this matter? Jesus knows that sin is rife and gives us a way to save the next generation from a life of drug fuelled anality.

YIC
being gay ISN'T like being a murderer. a murderer goes around killing innocent people and dealing harm to society, gay people are just people with a differen't sexual orientation. they arn't doing any harm. and if your child gets raped by male then that is a PEDOPHILE, something the church has plenty of
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being gay ISN'T like being a murderer. a murderer goes around killing innocent people and dealing harm to society, gay people are just people with a differen't sexual orientation. they arn't doing any harm. and if your child gets raped by male then that is a PEDOPHILE, something the church has plenty of
Hi sweetie, where is your introduction thread?

Anyway. Being gay is exactly like being a murderer, because both break God's laws (Exodus 20:13, Leviticus 18:22).

Also, all pedophiles are in Catholic church, here we have a Godly Baptist congregation.
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being gay ISN'T like being a murderer. a murderer goes around killing innocent people and dealing harm to society, gay people are just people with a differen't sexual orientation. they arn't doing any harm. and if your child gets raped by male then that is a PEDOPHILE, something the church has plenty of
It's the catholic cult which supports pedophilia, not "the church". You also don't seem to know that homosexuals spread a deadly virus when they commit their abominable sexual acts. It's called the aids. Don't you think that it is murder if you carry a deadly virus and deliberately spread it to others?


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Hi sweetie, where is your introduction thread?

Anyway. Being gay is exactly like being a murderer, because both break God's laws (Exodus 20:13, Leviticus 18:22).

Also, all pedophiles are in Catholic church, here we have a Godly Baptist congregation.
who would you rather have as your neighbor, a gay couple or a serial killer?

just because a book says they're the same doesn't mean they are
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It's the catholic cult which supports pedophilia, not "the church". You also don't seem to know that homosexuals spread a deadly virus when they commit their abominable sexual acts. It's called the aids. Don't you think that it is murder if you carry a deadly virus and deliberately spread it to others?
gays arn't the only people that get aids
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who would you rather have as your neighbor, a gay couple or a serial killer?

just because a book says they're the same doesn't mean they are
A lone serial killer is one sinner. A gay couple is two sinners, not to mention all the sinners they would probably have over for Satanic orgies.

Therefore, the lone serial killer would certainly be the lesser of the two evils.

And that "book" as you so flippantly call it, is the Holy Word of God. What It says is infinitely more important than the combined total of all that has ever been written by people.

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who would you rather have as your neighbor, a gay couple or a serial killer?
Neither.

However, just imagine trying to raise Godly Christian children with two disgusting homos copulating right in front of them. At least serial killers do their sins quietly and in private.

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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 09:52 PM

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It's the catholic cult which supports pedophilia, not "the church". You also don't seem to know that homosexuals spread a deadly virus when they commit their abominable sexual acts. It's called the aids. Don't you think that it is murder if you carry a deadly virus and deliberately spread it to others?
Did you know, in San Francisco, the homosexuals spread the AIDS just by shaking hands now! You don't even have to be sexually compromised to be slowly killed in that abominable city. They have these diabolical rings that pierce a man's skin, transfers the evil AIDS, and that's how they recruit. And by law you can't even talk about it!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 09:57 PM

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Neither.

However, just imagine trying to raise Godly Christian children with two disgusting homos copulating right in front of them. At least serial killers do their sins quietly and in private.

It is not just "a book," sweetie. It is the Word of God.
meh, i guess that i need to except that everyones got their own beliefs and we may never come to an understanding
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meh, i guess that i need to except that everyones got their own beliefs and we may never come to an understanding
I guess I will have to accept your exceptional writing skills.
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but you don't need to punish your children with violence to teach them to be decent human beings
Of course not, silly! Everyone knows atheists can be perfectly decent when they try. But then, niceness won't save you from eternal damnation! If all you believers in atheism would stop offering such tempting ideas to children, what with your "logic" and "science" and exposure of religion as "magic," and what not, we wouldn't have to work so hard to train our children up in the right way (Proverbs 22:6). So really, it's your fault that we have to work so hard to keep our children pure for the LORD. If you don't like the idea of aggressive punishment, then back off with your rational gobbledygook.



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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-02-2014, 10:27 PM

Hello Jensen Emmett.

Most serial killers are homosexuals so if you have two homosexuals living next to you they might be serial killers.

Thank you.

Rusty


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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-03-2014, 12:06 AM

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Of course not, silly! Everyone knows atheists can be perfectly decent when they try. But then, niceness won't save you from eternal damnation! If all you believers in atheism would stop offering such tempting ideas to children, what with your "logic" and "science" and exposure of religion as "magic," and what not, we wouldn't have to work so hard to train our children up in the right way (Proverbs 22:6). So really, it's your fault that we have to work so hard to keep our children pure for the LORD. If you don't like the idea of aggressive punishment, then back off with your rational gobbledygook.

I don't think people should stop teaching religion to their children, it gives people hope and comfort when a loved one passes, but when it starts spreading hatred to people just because they don't follow it then it starts to cause problems
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