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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-01-2012, 07:40 PM

Amen Brother Harold!!! Amen!!
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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-02-2012, 04:12 AM

Last year i found myself tainted by these horrid desires.
I was masturbating and watching pornography on a regular basis until i was awakened to the sin i committing.
I began reading articles about the dangers of it and that it was indeed a sin!
I told myself that i was never to do this again, and despite many urges Jesus gave me the power to overthrow these feelings.

No longer is it even a thought on my mind. i do not need to sin for enjoyment because i now gain my satisfaction from knowing Jesus loves me!


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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-02-2012, 03:31 PM

I'm so disgusting. I know. FORGIVE ME LORD.
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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-03-2012, 03:04 AM

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Last year i found myself tainted by these horrid desires.
I was masturbating and watching pornography on a regular basis until i was awakened to the sin i committing.
I began reading articles about the dangers of it and that it was indeed a sin!
I told myself that i was never to do this again, and despite many urges Jesus gave me the power to overthrow these feelings.

No longer is it even a thought on my mind. i do not need to sin for enjoyment because i now gain my satisfaction from knowing Jesus loves me!
What "articles" do you need when you have the?
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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-03-2012, 12:47 PM

Agreed Princess!!! If you already have the Bible, what other material could possibly convince you what you're doing is so wrong!!!??? Princess you are so wise!!!!- for a girl I mean. Praise and GLORY!!!
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I'm so disgusting. I know. FORGIVE ME LORD.
Maybe you need to get down on your knees and pray that God will forgive you but this is a family oriented site; does it not enter you that a child might read you filthy rhetoric? Is that how you get you kicks, dirty sex talk to impressionable boys and girls?

You better get right down on you hands and knees for Jesus to come to you and enter into you

Does going to Hell for every and every mean so little to you, did not your parent teach you anything a out the Bible (KJV1611)?

Leviticus 19:29 ‘Do not prostitute your daughter, to cause her to be a harlot, lest the land fall into harlotry, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-03-2012, 05:03 PM

I know that wasn't directed at myself Larni, but I am taking your advice!! I am getting on my knees to pray that Jesus comes into me and showers me with all his love!!! I want to feel it wash over me like a warm blanket!!!
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I know that wasn't directed at myself Larni, but I am taking your advice!! I am getting on my knees to pray that Jesus comes into me and showers me with all his love!!! I want to feel it wash over me like a warm blanket!!!
If only there were more True Christian ™ women like you the world would be a happier and more Holy place than the sex obsessed puke hole it is today

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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-03-2012, 06:27 PM

Thank you Larni! I have always been taught that "sex" is only for procreation and I do abide by that! I think that the world is just gross now with all the empasize on sex and perversions!! Glory and PRAISE!!
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Thank you Larni! I have always been taught that "sex" is only for procreation and I do abide by that! I think that the world is just gross now with all the empasize on sex and perversions!! Glory and PRAISE!!
I see you're from Canada. Is this document Canadian?

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masturbation is a healthy (and normal) sexual activity that people of any gender may enjoy. In fact, masturbation can be healthy in a number of different ways: physically, mentally, and emotionally. Masturbation can also be a healthy addition to solo, partnered, or group sexual encounters. Read on to find out why.


I would not recommend reading any further - but Canadian parents may like to be aware of what masquerades as "education" in their colony.

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Default Re: Masturbation is NOT healthy! - 02-04-2012, 12:32 AM

I don't know if it's Canadian or not but I will take your word for it, I'm not allowed to read such filth. And it wouldn't surprise me to learn it is Canadian. I don't agree with such comments as those but I do live in Canada. My apologies
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I see you're from Canada. Is this document Canadian?



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I don't know if it's Canadian or not but I will take your word for it, I'm not allowed to read such filth. And it wouldn't surprise me to learn it is Canadian. I don't agree with such comments as those but I do live in Canada. My apologies
It's OK there are worse countries than Canada, where ming is actively encouraged and the individual's "right" is backed up by law. Brazil is such a country.

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Ana Catarian Bezerra, a 36-year-old Brazilian accountant who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality, has won the right to masturbate and watch porn at work!
..she took her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate on the clock and WON.
..we're glad this woman was able to get the help and understanding she needed to live her life.
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I've been sick in my mouth.
Satan wants us to vomit all the time. Will the food in Hell be designed to make everyone vomit continually throughout his activity programme? I don't know.


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Some people, primarily teenagers, however wear diapers for sexual pleasure. Upon discovering masturbation, many males and females seek diapers, among other things, to use as an aid for masturbation. Some satisfy their sexual fetishes by p••••• and p••••• in their diapers, while others do not and simply enjoy the experience of wearing diapers without p••••• or p••••• in them.
..wear the diaper so that it is visible (especially if you wear a skirt...ensure that an upskirt view is possible). Do not make it overly visible, though. Just wear it like normal underwear and hope people notice. When wearing a diaper ensure that you p•• and p••• in it till it is full. While wearing the diaper, bend over a lot exposing your diaper for all to see. If you use the diaper in public, you should make it very obvious and smush your diaper against your bottom after using it.
..the wearer can expect anywhere from 30 to 40% more passes than her unfrilly counterpart.

Diapers may be worn with pantyhose on but stockings and thigh highs are better.
I'm glad you're not a sex obsessed pervert Mr 69 and am confident that you will be able to read that excerpt and ask, as I did, Why would anyone want to inform us of such revolting activities? It is obviously satanic and can only serve to prepare the heathen for Beelzebub's cuisine in Hell. How wonderful it will be not to be there.





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