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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-19-2010, 04:46 PM
My wife and I have always held Dick in high regard. Even though I live across the pond, Dick's presence has always been sizeable throughout my life; my wife is particularly penetrated by his speeches, which have affected her deeply I am certain. On more than one cold winter night have we shared a walk, thinking solely about Dick. She always takes her hands out of her muff (link for you Americans!) to give a little prayer, I will be extra hard on her to do so because of you, Brother Tannor.
My youngest, 2 year old Sarah, will also be praying for Dick. Until recently, she had never heard of Dick, but I have forced her to experience some which I have filmed.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-19-2010, 06:06 PM
Just like Cheny did in Vietnam you can be sure our Big Dick is up for the fight. Something as trivial as Cheny's heart stopped beating isn't good to keep him down for long. No Cheny has access to the GREATEST health care system in the world® (if you are rich) so Cheny will be all right.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-19-2010, 06:58 PM
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Just like Cheny did in Vietnam you can be sure our Big Dick is up for the fight. Something as trivial as Cheny's heart stopped beating isn't good to keep him down for long. No Cheny has access to the GREATEST health care system in the world® (if you are rich) so Cheny will be all right.
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Excellent point, Brother BJ, but knowing Dick as I do, I am confident he could perform to satisfaction even without a heart, if need be.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorius Dick -
07-19-2010, 11:15 PM
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All this concern about Dick!
Doesn't anybody care about Bush?
After all, Dick was never better then when teamed up with Bush.
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I am still quite fond of Bush. But I get the feeling Bush is worn out these days. Something about Bush just seems a bit fishy. Near the end, Bush seemed a bit dry, and nobody could get a real reaction out of Bush. Even when they attempted to press Bush's buttons. I do believe that the polls really got to Bush. Deep inside Bush felt cramped, his energy bled. We can only hope in time Bush's period of weariness will pass.
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07-19-2010, 11:32 PM
I hope that Dick gets well soon, if Jesus kills him, he will become a stiff, nothing worse that a stiff Dick.
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07-19-2010, 11:32 PM
Old Bush's time is past. The relationship between Dick and old Bush is no longer fruitful. Time for Dick to find some new Bush!
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-19-2010, 11:38 PM
The things that come out of Dick really stick in your ear. If I don't get a good dose of Dick everyday, my self-esteem begins to suffer. I feel like the world has a right to a good daily Dicking. That's why I bought my wife a calendar with Dick on every page.
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07-20-2010, 12:24 AM
If the Florida Bush starts getting noticed, Will Dick be the stand up type he has always been in the younger years and get back into the game?
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07-20-2010, 02:10 AM
It's been a long time since there's been a Dick in the White House.
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07-20-2010, 10:46 PM
Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
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07-20-2010, 10:47 PM
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Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
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Well that was hateful. Why is it that you spades are always so angry and hateful? We Christians are full of love for Dick.
God and Jesus love Dick a lot!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-20-2010, 10:58 PM
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Well that was hateful. Why is it that you spades are always so angry and hateful? We Christians are full of love for Dick.
God and Jesus love Dick a lot!
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Pastor, is there anything we can do about the "professor's"Tyeisha X blatant double innuendos in her post? As a TRUE Christian I am utterly disgusted. This is supposed to be a religious forum, not some kind of childish potty joke forum. T
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07-20-2010, 10:59 PM
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Pastor, is there anything we can do about the "professor's" blatant double innuendos in her post? As a TRUE Christian I am utterly disgusted. This is supposed to be a religious form, not some kind of childish potty joke forum.
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Oh Lord I hadn't even noticed that! Proof once again that an atheist's mind is always in the gutter.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-20-2010, 11:15 PM
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Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
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All I can say is that it is a good thing you're not staring Dick in the eye and talking like that. His self control (or should I say temper) isn't what it used to be and he is more likely to shoot first and ask questions after than to enter a debate with you. There is many a story of Dick going off half cocked since he has been sick.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-21-2010, 12:26 AM
I have been on my knees waiting for Dick to shower me with warmth and happiness. I continue to have happy and pleasant thoughts for good ol' Dick.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-21-2010, 10:46 AM
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Well, I for one hate Dick! I wish Dick never existed! All Dick has caused is problems in our country. He's always sticking himself into places he doesn't belong, and forcing America to choke on his disgusting neo-con Republican schtick which he spews out. So, sorry people, but I hope Dick shrivels up and dies!
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My wonderful Dick is white and I suspect that's the problem.
I'll wager that if Dick were black her big mouth would be speechless with joy.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-21-2010, 08:39 PM
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My wonderful Dick is white and I suspect that's the problem.
I'll wager that if Dick were black her big mouth would be speechless with joy.
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Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-21-2010, 09:21 PM
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Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
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Let me clue you in to a little secret, Aunt Jemima: Without Dick, life itself would be impossible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-21-2010, 09:22 PM
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Utter rubbish! If Dick was African-American, he would simply be an Uncle Tom and embarrassment to our superior race. No true African-American man would be as narrow and hard-headed as Dick. No African-American would be as small and laughable as Dick is. You may stroke and stroke his ego all you want, but at the end of the day, Dick is a vile person who makes the world a messy place.
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That's just your lieberal Berkeley background talking.
It's a well known fact that non-uppity negresses could care less whether Dick is black or white. In fact, they would most likely like my white Dick better because he would treat them finer than any black Dick.
My white Dick never fell down on the job. My white Dick stood tall when faced with challenges. The middle east mudslimes could never put forward a Dick worthy of the name. African terrorists fell limp when my Dick faced them with a firmness they'ed never before seen.
Even latter day Commies wilted away when my Dick confronted them.
So, take your old, bitter, dried up Berkeley "attitudes" and keep pumping them into the bull-dykes you run with with. My Dick will rise up and bring a whole new meaning to White Power.
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Re: Pray even harder for my Glorious Dick -
07-29-2010, 08:47 PM
This is without a doubt the greatest thread i have ever read on this website... You guys can be pretty funny when you want to be...
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