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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-22-2011, 01:10 AM

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When I first chose to be queer in the early eighties, I thought I was being satisfied once or twice a day in the public toilets of the Tenderloin. But even as the tryst came to a close, I found myself worried and afraid that I would have no "dates" the next day. Sleepless nights and heartache, wondering where to find a sissy to fulfill my needs. 3 AM and I'm cruising the streets looking for the next interlude with anyone that even remotely looks like a homo.
why do youu and the Mike Glatze think every gay/lesbian/bi's has life like you all did? It's like mike the guy in the article deMANDS everyone live like him. First he throws himself at being gay for 20 years and starts 2 magazins so he can talk talk about it -then he trys to go down the 'straight' path and wants to talk n talk about it and assure everyones theyre better off like him Maybe he just needs attention?did you think of that?

Look he can do whatever he wantsbut we women stick together an I am just saying to the ladies out there Ladies Watch Out becaus this guy does NOT have a good trackrecord with women. that's all
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God bless you Pastor. This is the truth.



When I first chose to be queer in the early eighties, I thought I was being satisfied once or twice a day in the public toilets of the Tenderloin. But even as the tryst came to a close, I found myself worried and afraid that I would have no "dates" the next day.

Sleepless nights and heartache, wondering where to find a sissy to fulfill my needs. 3 AM and I'm cruising the streets looking for the next interlude with anyone that even remotely looks like a homo. Many advances. And many sharp rebukings.

Praise be to God that I am saved from that reprobate period of my degenerate youth!

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I know how you feel Brother. My life as a sodomite was an unending parade of erect homo penises pounding my mouth and anus. The fact that I never caught the AIDS plainly shows that the Lord had a plan for me. If He had not had a reason for me to live and spread His message of love and redemption, I imagine that He would have placed several diseased queers in the long line of men that I allowed to ejaculate deep into my colon.

I am certain that if Jesus had wanted me to die an agonizing death from His righteous plague, He would have stricken me just as He has done to millions of unrepentant faggots and immigrants. But He did not. And I believe the reason He allowed me to live, a man who reveled in semen, drugs, and rectums for years, was so that I could spread His word at Landover Baptist University and here, on these holiest of forums. Glory!


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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-22-2011, 08:34 AM

Professor Bessemer performs a valuable service saving the souls of the homosexuals and this article is PROOF of GOD'S LOVE!

I remember my own life of meaningless sex with strangers. I had a emptiness in my life and I remember one trip to Mexico where I went to "find myself." I was sitting in a beach in Cozumel looking out at God's creations and feeling my despair, thinking "how can I fill this hole?" And slowly but surely I felt a presence and Jesus penetrated me with His glory.

This is the choice gays face. A hole in their life or the glory of Christ. I know many gays who face this struggle. And whenever even the slightest gay feeling passes me, I remind myself “I have the glory of Christ, Do I want to keep this glory or back to the empty feeling, a hole in my being? Glory or hole: that's the choice. I repeat: glory hole glory hole glory hole glory hole glory hole, a mantra which I find quickly dispels any homosexual thoughts.

This is the power of Christ, friends. The pure power of Christ, and this man from the article is an example of that. As I am and so is the good Professor.


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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-22-2011, 08:20 PM

Not every gay/lesbians/bi's life is lonely on beaches or the constantly maddash for sex partner. A lot are like you or me and anyone you see . Theyre with families like evrybody else.

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Mm hmm. Ever been to a Gay "Pride" parade, Nan? "Just like everybody else" indeed. I wanted to post a few pictures of the filthy freak spectacles, but every single one I found would make Jesus weep.

Then again, they are an accurate depiction of the sordid depravity that the queer lives everyday. I've been there and am more than familiar with the deceit of the homo, Nan. I did the same "Please accept me for what I am!" routine, when all I was thinking was how much cocaine it would cost me to get his trousers off. You simply don't know what you are talking about.

Let me ask you Nan, is there anything at all in life that you find interesting other than your lame apologies for filthy queers and diseased lesbanians?

Have you noticed how much joy True Christians™ exhibit here every day without being degenerate abominations in the eyes of God?

It could be yours too, if you would just let Jesus in your soul, and the poison out.

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Mm hmm. Ever been to a Gay "Pride" parade, Nan? "Just like everybody else" indeed. I wanted to post a few pictures of the filthy freak spectacles, but every single one I found would make Jesus weep.
but theres no PROOF the peoples in the parades you saw are the real and / or / the actuals gays/lesbian/bis. Sometimes the ultraRite conservs dress up like it was halloween and join parades with the cameras ready an 'act out' so they suddenly say "oh look here SEE what they do that's so wrong burn them"
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Let me ask you Nan, is there anything at all in life that you find interesting other than your lame apologies for filthy queers and diseased lesbanians?
i have full life- husband 30 years, 2 beautiful daughters, winery and B&B thats always bringing new interest into our lives with the guests we dont know. also have my PFLAG meetings we host at the winery and classes I teach here.Its not my life to be all about gays/lesbian/bi's its just when there is the hate speech in headlines and on sites like this I fight for my lesbian daughter like a lioness fights for her cub. Even if your church society tries to tear the lives out of my daughter i am still at her sides

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AND you should be careful whats said becaus people get fired for the kinds of hayte speech we see here. This pilot was ranting and he got thrown off job so i would watch it if I were you just saying.
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A pilot in Houston was suspended after his obscenity-laden rant was recorded, in which he complained that he found none of the flight attendants being hired suitable for dating.

The Southwest Airlines pilot, whose name has not been disclosed, was speaking to his copilot during a flight in March, and the conversation was accidentally picked up by an air traffic control frequency that is heard among most controllers and pilots across Texas. The incident tied up the frequency for several minutes, blocking communication from controllers to dozens of pilots in the sky, according to KPRC News.

Here is part of the exchange, as transcribed by KPRC:

Southwest pilot: "Well, I had Tucson to Indy all four weeks and, uh, Chicago crews ... 11 out of 12 ... there’s 12 flight attendants, individual, never the same flight attendant twice.

"Eleven [expletive] over-the-top [expletive], [expletive] homosexuals, and a granny." [Silence]

"Eleven. I mean, think of the odds of that. I thought I was in Chicago, which was party-land."

[Possible attempt to interrupt by air traffic control]

Southwest pilot: "After that, it was just a continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes ... "

[Off mike from his copilot — inaudible]

Pilot answers: "Well, I don’t give a [expletive]. I hate 100% of their [expletive]."

"So, six months, I went to the bar three times. In six months, three times."

[Another possible attempt to interrupt by air traffic control]

"Once with the granny and the [antigay slur], and I wish I hadn’t gone."

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Southwest Airlines spokeswoman Brandy King said the pilot was suspended without pay and was directed to enroll in diversity training before being reinstated.

"The actions of this pilot are, without question, inconsistent with the professional behavior and overall respect that we require from our employees," King said in a statement to KPRC.

Cece Cox, executive director of Resource Center Dallas, an LGBT community center, cited Southwest's dedication to LGBT customers in a statement Wednesday.

Still, Cox said, "They were right to suspend the pilot, whose homophobic, misogynistic, and ageist comments to a coworker in mid-flight were broadcast over several states due to a stuck microphone. This incident is in sharp contrast to an inclusive culture that respects and values diverse employees and customers."

Southwest Airlines has a score of 95 out of 100 in the Human Rights Campaign's workplace equality index, which evaluates the gay-friendliness of the nation's top companies.
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AND you should be careful whats said becaus people get fired for the kinds of hayte speech we see here. This pilot was ranting and he got thrown off job so i would watch it if I were you just saying.
Then he won't get close to heaven in his carnal life anymore, but he will spend all eternity in heaven. God bless this brave man! He made a sacrifice just like the Lord did to do what was right.


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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-23-2011, 02:42 AM

These pilots are brave men.

Management at the airlines should hire girls that pilots enjoy dating. We did not see pictures of the girls. We have to assume the pilot was correct in his assessment of them.


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Management at the airlines should hire girls that pilots enjoy dating. We did not see pictures of the girls. We have to assume the pilot was correct in his assessment of them.
Exactly. I can't imagine why a girl would even want a job as a stewardess unless she is hoping to marry a pilot.

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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-24-2011, 06:14 AM

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I know how you feel Brother. My life as a sodomite was an unending parade of erect homo penises pounding my mouth and anus. The fact that I never caught the AIDS plainly shows that the Lord had a plan for me. If He had not had a reason for me to live and spread His message of love and redemption, I imagine that He would have placed several diseased queers in the long line of men that I allowed to ejaculate deep into my colon.
Hey "Professor" Bessemer,

How come every time a subject about homosexuality comes up, you have to go into graphic detail about your past? For a supposedly "cured ex-gay" you certainly have penises and anal sex on your mind a lot.

How much did you pay for that expensive ex-gay treatment? Because if I were you, I'd ask for a refund.



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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-24-2011, 12:08 PM

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Hey "Professor" Bessemer,

How come every time a subject about homosexuality comes up, you have to go into graphic detail about your past? For a supposedly "cured ex-gay" you certainly have penises and anal sex on your mind a lot.

How much did you pay for that expensive ex-gay treatment? Because if I were you, I'd ask for a refund.
Hello "Professor" Tunisia!

I believe that Professor Bessemer uses his past to illustrate the dangers of the present, and that makes his ministry more effective.

While some degenerates may get a visceral thrill reading of his former exploits, most find solace in knowing that someone so entrenched in the sodomite death-style choice was able to claw his way out of the abyss.



(1 Timothy 4:12) "Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth


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Hey "Professor" Bessemer,

How come every time a subject about homosexuality comes up, you have to go into graphic detail about your past? For a supposedly "cured ex-gay" you certainly have penises and anal sex on your mind a lot.

How much did you pay for that expensive ex-gay treatment? Because if I were you, I'd ask for a refund.
Now if that is not the Negro lesbian pervert calling the Ex-Gay© Scientheistic Professor black! If you would like me to, I could link to a few of your disgustingly graphic posts that describe your sapphic exploits in excruciating gynecological detail. And those posts most certainly were made simply to annoy and outrage the innocent True Christians™ on our Godly boards. My posts are altogether different.

My posts are meant to educate current queers about the very real possibility of changing their sexual orientation through prayer and aversion therapy. I do not talk about ten man daisy chains, champagne bottle anal insertions, or all night semen drinking contests to offend or to shock, I talk about them to help people, which is more than I can say for the offensive and pointless posts you make!


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Hey "Professor" Bessemer, How come every time....tourette-like filth injection removed
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Default Re: Interview with an Ex-Gay - 06-25-2011, 01:57 AM

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Hey "Professor" Bessemer,

How come every time a subject about homosexuality comes up, you have to go into graphic detail about your past? For a supposedly "cured ex-gay" you certainly have penises and anal sex on your mind a lot.

How much did you pay for that expensive ex-gay treatment? Because if I were you, I'd ask for a refund.
Mm hmm. Who do you suppose posted this:

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Wow, have I an update for you! Believe it or not, I was contacted by an anonymous member of Landover Baptist Church of good upstanding character. She felt a little oppressed by her husband and fantasized about liberating herself. So My'Shelle and I took a flight out to Freehold and met this woman...let's call her Madame Z (I am X, My'Shelle is Y, she is Z). Now Madame Z was a lovely white lady which would make the perfect creamy filling of our interracial lesbian sex sandwich.

Without getting too graphic, the weekend was an orgy of exploration, experimentation, and some pain. My'Shelle and I delved into our favorite fantasy of Reverse Slavery where we are the slavemasters and the white woman is our slave. We had her tied up, bound and gagged, whipped, hung up by chains, spanked, tickled, urinated upon, and My'Shelle even gave this woman a "Cleveland Steamer".
Look, Professor Bessemer is only trying to save queers in this day and age of exponential moral decline. When I was a fag, I had to beat the streets, cruise the bath houses, and tap my toes to find my dates. I was lucky if I had 6 or 7 partners per day.

Now, the quivering homos need only get on the Interwebs, and dozens of partners are available. The morning craving for anal intercourse is quickly satisfied on Craigslist, as is the rest of the day. We used to have to dance around who would be the top or bottom, and if narcotics were provided. Not anymore. The fag now uses modern technology to fulfill the day of trysts and fluid exchange.

May God bless you Professor Bessemer.

In Christ


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