From time to time there arise individuals that are uncommonly obnoxious and overwhelmingly insufferable. One such individual is Justin Bieber, and it astounds me that he is not an American citizen and the simple solution is to simply deport him back to Canada and let them deal with him, but the Obama administration simply wouldn't do it. We can only hope that under a Trump administration we will see this little twit gone.
It has recently come to my attention that we have another one that we could do without simply because he keeps coming up in all the social media. At first I didn't know what this Shia LeBoeuf was - thinking that we were dealing with some kind of French recipe for Islamic beef (given the French having far too many mooselimbs in their country).
Shia LeBoeuf is so insufferable that he is now hiding out in Finland at a secret location and even 4chan is looking for his "secret" hideout in order to further torment him.
Of course Shia LeBoeuf is an American citizen, so he is not so easy to deport - but perhaps Trump can see to it that his citizenship is revoked, or see to it that he is not let back into the country.
I won't bother you with recounting any of Shia LeBoeuf's egregious offences against True Christian™ culture, but I will take this opportunity to share with you one of my favorite Bible (KJV1611) stories that has come to mind.
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And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
- 2 Kings 2:23-25
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