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Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
02-24-2021, 02:49 PM
My friend, Mayor Timmy Mahoney up in Fargo, ND, called to laugh about what is going on in the city next door to his, Moorhead, MN. A couple there is growing crickets to eat. As Timmy explained it, the crickets are raised in buckets, killed, dried and ground up into cricket flour.
Can you think of anything more disgusting? Until we get Trump back in office and we can get a good steak, this is what we will put up with.
Moorhead couple leaps at chance to raise crickets to make high-protein cricket flour | INFORUM
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
02-24-2021, 08:09 PM
What a delicious feast. Can't wait to see what's for dessert.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
02-25-2021, 03:13 AM
You forgot hors d'oeuvre. A little while ago, in some weird country where socialism is seen a boost for the nation (without actually knowing what other nations are like) we were taken up a volcano to get some "real" food at a "cousin's" restaurant. I have no idea what they'd otherwise eat or what constitutes a cousin but we started off with a selection wrapped in lettuce leaves with a bit of mint. The best choice would have been the worms, prepared live at the table on a bamboo cart. "Best" in this case means identifiable – the other stuff defied imagination – but all I could see was worms. I said I was a vegetarian and excused myself, taking a look at his "other" cousin's art factory next door. It was quite interesting and I got some lovely carved ornaments. The more socialism one imports the more worms will be eaten. They also enjoy deef fried grubs (silkworms, moth caterpillars) but God explains that eventually if provisions are apportioned as "rights" rather than as a result of effort expended, nobody will have anything to eat at all.
II Thessalonians 3:7-11 For yourselves know how ye ought to follow us: for we behaved not ourselves disorderly among you; neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you: not because we have not power, but to make ourselves an ensample unto you to follow us. For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat. For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-10-2021, 07:21 AM
Jesus ate fish and all kinds of good stuff so I'm gonna go on eating them as well
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-10-2021, 01:40 PM
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Jesus ate fish and all kinds of good stuff so I'm gonna go on eating them as well
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-10-2021, 05:49 PM
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Jesus ate fish and all kinds of good stuff so I'm gonna go on eating them as well
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Hi Welcome to the forum. I'm not sure where to start.
Are you suggesting that fish are insects?
There is one important difference.
On the other hand, you could be intending to eat fish as well as insects.
Then again, you referred to Jesus eating "good stuff" in addition to fish. What evidence do you have that "good stuff" includes eating insects? John the Baptist did, at least during his desert period.
Mark 1:6 And John was clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins; and he did eat locusts and wild honey This was not anything to do with the bounty of socialism or even a bounty at all. Since he was in the wilderness it would be more like fasting. Socialism is a type of permanent fast with central control and ever diminishing returns. Additionally, it needn't have been bees' honey. Ants and wasps also have honey reserves, a few wasps even make their own honey but mostly they steal it. Wasps are the true socialists. First they steal your resources then they fill you up with maggots.
Jesus was not like that at all.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-10-2021, 08:36 PM
Do you know what is really sad? To get one decent grub patty you would have to kill dozens of grubs. That's a lot of animal lives.
But if you kill one cow, you get hundreds of patties. Don't all animal lives matter to Democrats? Or are cows privileged somehow?
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-11-2021, 10:38 PM
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A couple there is growing crickets to eat. As Timmy explained it, the crickets are raised in buckets, killed, dried and ground up into cricket flour.
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There's some irony in this - there they are selling bugs, but when people find a bug in the meat from my packing factory, there's all hell on! It's one rule for the Demoncrats and another for the rest of us.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-12-2021, 12:32 AM
It is well documented that the Jews want us to eat bugs. In the name of saving the environment, no more beef (except for the Jews, of course). Bugs for the goyim. Eating meat isn't progressive, eating meat is racist! Eat your bugs, goy! The Jewropean Union and the Jewnited Nations have been advancing this agenda the past couple years. While Soros sits down to a medium rare flank steak, we'll all be eating mealworms and crickets! We must oppose this!
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-12-2021, 12:47 AM
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It is well documented that the Jews want us to eat bugs. In the name of saving the environment, no more beef (except for the Jews, of course). Bugs for the goyim. Eating meat isn't progressive, eating meat is racist! Eat your bugs, goy! The Jewropean Union and the Jewnited Nations have been advancing this agenda the past couple years. While Soros sits down to a medium rare flank steak, we'll all be eating mealworms and crickets! We must oppose this!
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Well! Isn't this a fine kettle of fish, dear Brother Lukes?! Is it any great surprise that those Jewish people are putting themselves first? Imagine their audacity at trying to force people into eating bugs, while they keep the decent foods for themselves.
In the attached video clip, you will see nonsense about them practically causing a riot -- all due to a few "blessed" sugar cubes! Yes, sugar cubes. This is as bad as the Cathyolicks trotting up to the communion rail, to get their cracker and swig of free wine.
Rather than worrying about not getting their precious sugar cube, those Jews would be well-advised to seek the of , instead. And -- not to expect other people to eat bugs!
And, who would want a sugar cube anyway, after the way that that Jewish slob mauled them with his filthy fingers?
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-12-2021, 02:43 AM
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-13-2021, 02:42 AM
We're not here to post music videos, Fag. Please get back on track with the topic.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-13-2021, 03:36 AM
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We're not here to post music videos, Fag. Please get back on track with the topic.
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Oh, this is so very true, dear Brother Lukes. What on Earth did Adam's message have to do with the topic at hand -- other than, nothing?!
And, young Adam, as you've been reprimanded so well by dear Brother Lukes, might I suggest that you study the closely, and reverently? If you wish to post a video that has some musical relevance to a topic, then please observe a few blessed Scriptural references, and then determine if there is a connection to the topic. In this case, kindly see how these verses pertain to the brief video clip that follows, AND seek why this pertains to you:
Joel 2:1 "Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the cometh, for it is nigh at hand;"
Amos 3:6 "Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the hath not done it?"
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-13-2021, 03:37 PM
It's the name of the band.
Plus what that man did to start the fight.
And while I think of it what poor thing had to die to make that horn?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects -
05-13-2021, 03:52 PM
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It's the name of the band.
Plus what that man did to start the fight.
And while I think of it what poor thing had to die to make that horn?
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But, you see, Dear -- none of that matters.
What matters most, and in your situation (in particular) is that you must heed the warnings of Almighty , which I shall include here:
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:27 "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
I Corinthians 6:9,10:
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of ? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of .
As for the horn, well, it is not an important issue. The has given us the animals to eat, as shall see below. Using the leftover bits for other purposes is just another way that provides for us. Certainly, this would save from having to pay the price of a brass trumpet!
Genesis 9:3 " Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."
You are in the right place, Mr. Adam, to learn of the mercy of the , -- here, at . Repent, while you are able!
Matthew 4:17 " From that time began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
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