Prosperity Under Democrats: We Will Have to Eat Insects

Johny Joe Hold

My friend, Mayor Timmy Mahoney up in Fargo, ND, called to laugh about what is going on in the city next door to his, Moorhead, MN. A couple there is growing crickets to eat. As Timmy explained it, the crickets are raised in buckets, killed, dried and ground up into cricket flour.

Can you think of anything more disgusting? Until we get Trump back in office and we can get a good steak, this is what we will put up with.

Moorhead couple leaps at chance to raise crickets to make high-protein cricket flour | INFORUM

Dr. Anthony J. Toole

What a delicious feast. Can't wait to see what's for dessert.

MitzaLizalor

You forgot hors d'oeuvre. A little while ago, in some weird country where socialism is seen a boost for the nation (without actually knowing what other nations are like) we were taken up a volcano to get some "real" food at a "cousin's" restaurant. I have no idea what they'd otherwise eat or what constitutes a cousin but we started off with a selection wrapped in lettuce leaves with a bit of mint. The best choice would have been the worms, prepared live at the table on a bamboo cart. "Best" in this case means identifiable – the other stuff defied imagination – but all I could see was worms.

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I said I was a vegetarian and excused myself, taking a look at his "other" cousin's art factory next door. It was quite interesting and I got some lovely carved ornaments. The more socialism one imports the more worms will be eaten. They also enjoy deef fried grubs (silkworms, moth caterpillars) but God explains that eventually if provisions are apportioned as "rights" rather than as a result of effort expended, nobody will have anything to eat at all.

II Thessalonians 3:7-11 For yourselves know how ye ought to follow us: for we behaved not ourselves disorderly among you; neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you: not because we have not power, but to make ourselves an ensample unto you to follow us. For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat. For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.