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Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-15-2012, 02:41 PM
Something is horribly wrong with Mitt Romney:
But the tale of Seamus, the Irish setter who got sick while riding 12 hours on the roof of Mitt Romney’s faux-wood-paneled station wagon....for the 12-hour trek to his parents’ cottage in Ontario on the Canadian shores of Lake Huron. Romney, then a 36-year-old management consultant, had planned a single stop to refill the tank, get food and go to the bathroom.
Until the evidence of Seamus’s sickness started dripping down the back window.
“Dad!” Tagg, the eldest son, yelled from the back of the wagon. “Gross!”
Romney pulled off the highway, washed down Seamus and the car at a service station, then got back on the highway.
Can we trust such a man to be a moral, compassionate leader? You can't trust a politician's words, you can only watch his actions. If this is how he treats HIS OWN FAMILY, his BEST FRIEND, how can you expect him to treat 300 million people he's never met?
Just in case it hasn't hit you yet:
"his parents’ cottage in Ontario on the Canadian shores of Lake Huron."
He wasn't in Canada to use their public health care system, as Sarah Palin did. He was there by choice! He chose to allow his family to mix with foreigners! Gay marriage is legal in Canada, which means that marrying dogs is automatically also legal! This is animal abuse pure and simple!
What the Bible says about mixing with foreigners:
And the seed of Israel separated themselves from all strangers, and stood and confessed their sins, and the iniquities of their fathers. -Nehemiah 9:2
Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. - Proverbs 23:33
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-15-2012, 03:55 PM
You know what REAL cruelty to dogs is? Smoking pot. Just look what happens to your dog when you smoke pot:
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-15-2012, 04:42 PM
Dear Lord, I never thought about the Canadian angle in this story Jeb! I mean those people speak French and all!
Romeny is just some pervert who wants to Mormon plural marry his dog along with his wife.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-15-2012, 06:07 PM
“Dad!” Tagg, the eldest son, yelled from the back of the wagon. “Gross!”
Whoa! Where is that Book of Baby Names that he and Sarah Palin chose from?
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-15-2012, 10:05 PM
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“Dad!” Tagg, the eldest son, yelled from the back of the wagon. “Gross!”
Whoa! Where is that Book of Baby Names that he and Sarah Palin chose from?
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It's only one letter from . . . No, I can't even think such a thing . . .
Wait, he's a Mormon, so it's entirely possible. "Fagg"!
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03-15-2012, 10:44 PM
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It's only one letter from . . . No, I can't even think such a thing . . .
Wait, he's a Mormon, so it's entirely possible. "Fagg"!
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People call their dogs "Tagg" if you get what I mean Reverend.
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03-15-2012, 11:44 PM
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People call their dogs "Tagg" if you get what I mean Reverend.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-16-2012, 12:20 AM
Thank goodness that the Bible explains to us the evil of dog rape. Imagine the confusion there would be if we did not have this well defined rule.
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23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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I still remember the profound realization when I first read this passage as a youth. I was so thankful that I had never committed this abomination in my ignorance.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-16-2012, 12:42 AM
I was starting to think that he wasn't that terrible until this popped up.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-16-2012, 03:39 AM
I have kept this secret for way too long, I feel now is the proper time to spill the beans! In Mormonism, the endowment is an ordinance (ritual ceremony) designed to prepare Mormons to become kings, queens, priests, and priestesses in the afterlife. As part of the ceremony, Mormons are taught highly symbolic gestures and passwords, thought to be needed to sneak their way by angels guarding the way to heaven, and they are instructed not to reveal these gestures and passwords to anyone. The ceremony also includes a washing and anointing, that's where they get their magic panties. Then finally, the Mormons are given a "top secret new name", which is a key word used during "the ceremony." Now normally, this name is only known to the person to whom it is given; however, in "Mitt Romney's" case it is different. Due to a highly publicized event (code word: DOG ON ROOF) he had no other choice but to start going by his "top secret Mormon name" which is Mitt Romney and casting aside his old "earthly name" Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr! The secret is out! I feel so much better getting that off my chest! Thank you!
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-16-2012, 08:03 AM
In fairness to Mr. Romney it should be mentioned that it is entirely possible the dog was very safe as it was wearing K9 special underwear!
I am still wondering why nobody has asked old Mitt if he would start a global nuclear war if his 'Church' President had one of those magic rock visions and proclaimed it to be God's will!
The Mormons do have something in common with Baptwits by the way. Their daughters are both different from police cars as it takes only one of them to make a roadblock.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-16-2012, 10:49 AM
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"Wah wah wah, chased down and shot my puppy, wah wah"
This only increases my respect for SWAT teams. You know how hard it is to hit a small, moving target like a fleeing puppy?
Is there any way I could "embed" with the Freehold SWAT team? Because some mutts are so darn shootable - especially the little yappy ones:
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-17-2012, 05:40 AM
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Yes. He's a Mormon cultist.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-18-2012, 05:39 AM
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Wash him? Has he no faith in the Bible, which tells us the dog will clean it up for him? Proverbs 26:11
Anyway, vomit would not have even been a problem if he'd just used this:
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-18-2012, 01:44 PM
You know what's craziest about this? The only reason we know about this story is because Mitt Romney chose to tell us. He figured it would gain him blue-collar cred: "I'm just an average guy, my friends own Nascar and football teams, my wife drives a couple of cadillacs, and I strap sick dogs onto my car like they're some kind of puking luggage. Just like you guys!" Clearly he's completely out of touch with people who do actual work for a living.
Still not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-19-2012, 02:08 AM
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"Wah wah wah, chased down and shot my puppy, wah wah"
This only increases my respect for SWAT teams. You know how hard it is to hit a small, moving target like a fleeing puppy?
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Good observation, Brother Jeb. Of course, it's gotten a little easier to hit these challenging moving targets since our (now privatized police, employed by my company) got the green light to start using fully automatic weapons. There was an issue with that before due to the tendency of stray bullets to go through walls and hit neighbors' houses (and neighbors). Now that we've been granted full immunity in Patriot Act IV (which was never published due to national security reasons), our SWAT guys can happily spray the family bedroom with machine gun fire, secure in the knowledge that no leftist liberal lawyer can hold them to account when the occasional grandmother or toddler gets hit. We try to minimize collateral damage during drug raids, but hey, when you're fighting terrorists, you can't pull any punches.
With Patriot Act V, we hope to include a paragraph authorizing hand grenades and mortars.
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Sure Brother! Actually, you'd be a good candidate for our Volunteer SWAT Team. Just like those volunteer fire departments which are the norm in small towns across America, using volunteers on SWAT raids saves taxpayer dollars and maximizes my company's profits. Any US citizen who is male, white and a registered Republican qualifies. Normally you'd also have to pass an eye test to prove that you're not blind, since we wouldn't want you firing in the wrong direction, but I assume that you can see since you're blogging here (hopefully without using that homo handicapped-enabling software), and as a True Christian we can grant a waver and take your word that you can see your targets just fine.
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Re: Mitt Romney's history of animal abuse -
03-19-2012, 08:34 PM
Nothing makes a Republican more patriotic and virile than the sound of a dog being tortured. But maybe this Republican took the party's recognized, long-time and traditional support of sadistic dog abuse just a little too far:
He lost the election for Governor by less than 32,000 votes out of more than 3.4 million cast. Perhaps he should have stressed that the bill would have mass murdered cats and other unwanted pets as well....
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Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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