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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 07-19-2008, 02:37 AM

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You missed two, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
Wow. For the sake of a bad joke, you just doomed yourself to an eternity in Hell. Even Jesus can't save you now:

Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation. Mark 3:28-29



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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 05-12-2009, 06:56 PM

Karl Marx, if this is to be believed.


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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 05-12-2009, 11:56 PM

Actually, as summed up in the Nicene Creed, we worship one God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all things that are Seen and Unseen. We worship him in three parts, God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit. We worship no false gods.
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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 05-13-2009, 12:00 AM

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Actually, as summed up in the Nicene Creed, we worship one God the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all things that are Seen and Unseen. We worship him in three parts, God the Father, Jesus the Son, and the Holy Spirit. We worship no false gods.
Ever hear the saying, "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say"? It applies here.


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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 05-15-2009, 01:32 AM

I don’t know about you, but it looks more like GOO – a comment on her cooking skills.


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Holy Salami? Lunch Meat On A Pan Spells Out 'GOD'
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SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, Fla. (CBS) ―

A South Florida woman is re-examining her faith. She was in the kitchen cooking a family favorite when letters appeared on the salami in her frying pan. The letters spelled out the word "GOD."

"I had only three pieces in my skillet, and then as I was flipping it. The first letter was a G, a perfect G; and then I got the O, and I thought to myself, how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," said Simoes.

That third letter was a D, and everyone was in shock in her house.

"I can't make this up. You see it. It's there you can see burn marks," said Simoes as she pointed at the plate of sliced Salami. Nancy immediately called her friends.

"I totally believe her 100 percent," said one neighbor. "Me too," said another. For twenty years this South Florida family has fried salami as a breakfast meat. "We ended up all liking it. We just do it. No words come out. No letters. No circles. It's just fried salami," said Natasha Batista, who is the daughter of Simoes.

But whether this is a wake-up call remains to be seen.

"I am Catholic. I believe in God, but I don't practice it. I don't go to church all the time, but I do believe, I do believe there is something out there," said Simoes. Now her biggest issue is deciding how to preserve the Fried Salami.

There is always EBAY of course.





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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 05-15-2009, 01:40 AM

Who knew that papists were so degenerate as to eat "fried salami?"


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 05-29-2009, 10:59 PM

In their constant search for new things to worship, Catlix have found another one:
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It may not be immediately obvious to everyone, but one family are convinced they can see the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite.
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Claire Allen, 36, said she was the first to notice the image on the underside of the lid as she was putting the yeast spread on her son's toast.

Her husband Gareth, 37, said he could not believe his eyes when he saw it.
Mr Allen, of Ystrad, Rhondda, said: "The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid."

He explained: "Claire saw it first and called her dad to come and take a photo of it.

"When I first looked at it I wasn't sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she's right - that's the image of Jesus.

Mrs Allen said her 14-year-old son Jamie had also remarked on the likeness.
She told the South Wales Echo: "Straight away Jamie said 'that looks like God', and my other boys (Robbie, four, and Tomas, 11) even said they could see a face.

"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us.
"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."
Yes indeed, some people will think she's nuts...
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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 03-31-2023, 12:30 PM

You disappoint me. I tought that you were gonna list all Catholic Saints.
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You disappoint me. I tought that you were gonna list all Catholic Saints.
You Catholics are such nerds. How can anyone keep track of all those angels, demons, saints, archangels, archdemons, popes, cardinals, and archbishops? It's like the Marvel Cinematic Universe only boring and somewhat more overtly blasphemous.


Where does the Bible discuss Sainthood and the process of beatification and canonization? Please be specific.


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You disappoint me. I tought that you were gonna list all Catholic Saints.
She was talking about nuts, not so-called saints. It seems that the various Orthodox denominations, which includes Italian Orthodox even if they've hived themselves off as a superior clique which in reality is just a splinter group pretending not to be pagan, look for these sorts of images. Nobody having an actual Jesus needs a secondhand representation – whether made from marble, ivory or jam. And for some reason this Welshwoman thinks having it tough month on month, a seriously ill mother and hallucinating children is evidence of Jesus taking care of them from inside the jam jar!

The list you mentioned would be too long to fit into a thread here, especially now that hindoo goblins seem to be getting included together (no doubt) with a billion or so extra candidates to be dubbed or whatever you do.
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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 04-04-2023, 12:32 PM

catholics believe in the god known as Lathander, duh
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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 04-04-2023, 12:58 PM

actually it is spelled Lucifer you [ *** disgusting terminology removed by Godly, conscientious Moderator *** ]

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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 04-04-2023, 04:59 PM

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catholics believe in the god known as Lathander, duh
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tell me what blessings you get from the dark lord Lucifer
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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 04-05-2023, 01:07 AM

Beelzebub comes in many disguises. You'd probably think of them as "skins" (or maybe "fursuits" if going out to prance around in the forest) but heretics rarely understand that. Lucifer is a good example, influencing deranged men to dress up in recycled curtains and speak mumbo-jumbo generally known in the psychiatric community as Secret Language.
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How a person speaks can be abnormal in a number of mental disorders
and should be observed and commented upon.

Describe in terms of:

latencies – the time between you asking a question and the patient replying
volume – both how loudly one speaks and the number of words one uses
rate – how fast one gets the words out
rhythm – the regularity of phrasing within sentences
intonation – the amount of inflection, or cadence in the voice
prosody – the extent to which one uses emphasis to convey meaning
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From the few criteria I've listed, though, you'll be able to see that Romish heretics use lilting inflections to reinforce dogma upon their wretched flock. The words themselves are immaterial; if you're curious as to why, I'd be happy to discuss that but here I'm responding to something else.

Whether individual priests—who've had to learn the actual words so they can recite them—understand what they're doing is an interesting question and I would take a strong position: yes they DO know but not in the same way as bishops or cardinals know. A priest's understanding unfolds before the education process, encouraging him to take up the vocation. Cardinals et al., on the other hand, have an understanding that results from the education process. And they get to wear curtains, of course. Flamboyant raiment of that type is as common in mental hospitals as various forms of secret language, albeit thought to have a different magic influence than is commonly supposed among papists.

And there's the nub. Magic influence. Lucifer does not bestow "blessings" whether the worship process acknowledges him or not. Rovagnati does not acknowledge that, even though he uses secret language devised by others who do, but is at least able to appreciate when a question is asked or an answer given. Jumping from an intelligent question about LARPing to an inane remark about luciferian blessings does not constitute a conversation.

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are catholics stupid fuсking True Christians™ as well?! I thought they were normal people
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Default Re: List of Catholic gods - 04-06-2023, 01:37 AM

Christians follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. The result of that is a life pleasing to God. We know what is pleasing to God because He's explained it to anyone who can read or has ears and can listen to someone read it out loud for them.

There was a time when God explained what He liked and how He wanted to be adored so that people could do that and by living life in the ways God commanded, draw nearer to Him. There are examples of both communities and individuals who did that, together with descriptions of what happens to them when they don't. And despite having been told, many of them chose to follow wickedness. Perhaps an example would help.
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When a person rehearses the actions of another, a different state of mind results. Navies for instance want sailors who can react appropriately in emergencies and have drills where those reactions become ingrained (hopefully!) even though there is no emergency at the time. When at sea, assuming the captain is deceased
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the ship is commanded by the highest ranking seaman. There could be an admiral on board but if an administrator rather than an actual sailor, even if the highest ranking seaman was of the most junior rank, the admiral has to follow orders and the sailor has to be mentally prepared for that. By rehearsing the situation, in the form of a drill, that becomes an acquired characteristic. Perhaps there are side effects useful on shore leave – but I don't know anything about sailors on shore leave.
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Shore leave and access to shore-based welfare facilities is key to seafarer physical and mental health recovery and reduces risks of fatigue.
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Certain mental disorders cause bizarre antics, either mystifying or disturbing to others. For method actors portraying a character so afflicted, by emulating the antics a similar mental state is hoped to be attained. An overworked instance of that is the actor playing a bank robber who goes out and robs a bank. I doubt however that the actor becomes very much like a bank robber.

Rocking back and forth is a symptom of other disorders. The afflicted wretch will have a bizarre world view and the rocking is disturbing to others. Does that mean an induced psychosis brought on by a "normal" person rocking back and forth is anything like the actual impairment? An actor might give it a try – but other actors say it's better just to "act" and if you can't do that, get a different job. Just professional differences there, yet the fact remains that by emulating the actions of disturbed persons one becomes disturbed oneself.

Galatians 3:23-26 Before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed. Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster. For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
Christians are like seamen, flowing out from God with His authority even over flaky administrators who couldn't sail a ship in a blue fit. Others out there induce psychoses by rocking to and fro or dressing up in curtains, by choppings off of heads or burnings at the stake: yes, I'm sure that induces psychosis: does it have anything to do with Christ? No. Of course not. It's attempting to attain something that cannot be attained by merit but which results from accepting Christ and expressing His world view every minute of every day, all the way.

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