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Default What Terms of Affection Does Malania Use With Donald - 08-16-2023, 04:23 PM

One of Landover Baptist's services is marriage counseling. Many a marriage has been saved with good instruction on the Bible's rules about gender roles in marriage. I've even wondered if Donald and Malania Trump could provide us with guidance on their successful marriage.

I envision Malania and Donald spend evenings together in Mar a Largo with the AC turned up and logs in their fireplace. He asks her about her day and how Barron is doing in school. She brings him up to date of all family matters.

What I'm curious about is the affection terms she uses when no one else is present. Does she say to him, "Donnyboo, how was your day?" I've read that the common terms women use are, "Cuddlebear," "Shuggles" and "Huggy Boo." She might use these. If anyone has terms you have come to believe she uses this would be most helpful in illustrating a successful marriage.


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Default Re: What Terms of Affection Does Malania Use With Donald - 08-16-2023, 05:22 PM

I don't know, but you are right to load the question with the assumption that they do use these terms. It's clear as day as per John 13:34-35.


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Trump Re: What Terms of Affection Does Malania Use With Donald - 08-16-2023, 09:40 PM

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One of Landover Baptist's services is marriage counseling. Many a marriage has been saved with good instruction on the Bible's rules about gender roles in marriage. I've even wondered if Donald and Malania Trump could provide us with guidance on their successful marriage.

I envision Malania and Donald spend evenings together in Mar a Largo with the AC turned up and logs in their fireplace. He asks her about her day and how Barron is doing in school. She brings him up to date of all family matters.

What I'm curious about is the affection terms she uses when no one else is present. Does she say to him, "Donnyboo, how was your day?" I've read that the common terms women use are, "Cuddlebear," "Shuggles" and "Huggy Boo." She might use these. If anyone has terms you have come to believe she uses this would be most helpful in illustrating a successful marriage.
Oh, how I do hope that I am wrong, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but according to reliable sources on the interwebs, it appears that the lovely Melania is seeking a $2 Billion divorce settlement from our beloved President Trump. Apparently, the stress of these past few months — with the ridiculous court cases — has put a strain on their ideal marriage. I'll include some of the very sad details, as sent to me by my sister (Agatha):

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Former First Lady Melania Trump is terrified a New York City district attorney will obtain her explosive personal emails insiders say reveal devastating secrets about her hubby, Donald Trump, ugly family feuds, forbidden flings, and details about a $2 billion divorce, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Manhattan district attorney Alvin Bragg and his staff are pushing hard to obtain the bombshell messages as part of the humiliating felony indictment against Melania’s man that charge — among other things — the former president fudged business records to hide a $130,000 payment to adult film star Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign.

Daniels insists she had a tryst with Trump while Melania was pregnant with her now 17-year-old son, Barron, and was paid to keep her mouth shut.
https://radaronline.com/p/melania-tr...ld-indictment/

Please, dear Brothers and Sisters of : can we all pray — as earnestly as is possible — that this is just more FAKE NEWS? I don't think that my aged, weakened heart could withstand this if it is true. And, already, it appears that many are promoting this latest scare, as you shall see below. Surely, the will answer our prayers!

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Default Re: What Terms of Affection Does Malania Use With Donald - 08-17-2023, 01:06 AM

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Oh, how I do hope that I am wrong, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but according to reliable sources on the interwebs, it appears that the lovely Melania is seeking a $2 Billion divorce settlement from our beloved President Trump. Apparently, the stress of these past few months — with the ridiculous court cases — has put a strain on their ideal marriage. I'll include some of the very sad details, as sent to me by my sister (Agatha):

https://radaronline.com/p/melania-tr...ld-indictment/
That really hurts, Sister Isabella, to learn these things are being said about America's favorite couple. It's hard to imagine that after he lifted her from being an obscure model to being one of the best known women in the world she would not devote her life to his happiness.

Another thing that is repeated about President Trump is that he is a germaphobe. That and an alleged distaste for staying in hotels perhaps once used by other races is said to be the reason his campaign trips are mostly day trips, fly out in the morning and home at night. My own view is he goes home for quiet evenings with his devoted wife who calls him by sweet names, "Donnypoo."


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Default Re: What Terms of Affection Does Malania Use With Donald - 08-17-2023, 01:41 PM

People say that every June 14 she puts on the glam and sings "Happy Birthday, Mr President", and then maybe takes off the glam as the evening progresses.

The glam being exchanged for some grease proof clothing when the buckets of KFC are delivered for the ongoing birthday celebration.


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Default Re: What Terms of Affection Does Malania Use With Donald - 08-18-2023, 04:21 AM

$2 billion for a divorce? I don't think so. That's around $20 million for each time Melanoma had sex with President Trump. The going rate for that, as we learned from the Stormy Daniels case, is only $130,000.


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