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Pumpkin pie Happy Thanksgiving, from the Rush Limbaugh Family! - 11-23-2023, 01:40 PM

Yes, dear Brothers and Sisters of : it's that time of the year when we give thanks to Almighty for all that He has done to bless our glorious . I cannot even begin to imagine where we would be without the sterling leadership of our beloved President Donald J. Trump — may 2024 see him restored to his dignified and rightful place in the Oval Office! I am sure that all patriots will agree with that!

And, speaking of patriots, I wish to leave you with a wonderful recipe for a "Under the Sea Salad" that I hope will make your Thanksgiving celebration extra-special. It comes from the family of our dearly-departed Rush Limbaugh (actually, it is his mother's recipe!), and if this isn't the highlight of your turkey dinner, then I don't know what will be. Enjoy! (And kindly disregard the idle chitter-chatter on the site where this is posted; some people have nothing better to do than to make fun of serious things.)



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Default Re: Happy Thanksgiving, from the Rush Limbaugh Family! - 11-23-2023, 05:59 PM

What a beautiful dish to set upon the holiday table! I really like the way the olives are distributed throughout the mould as if they were all seeing eyes! Perhaps it should be named the cherubim or seraphim salad? Which is the type of angel with all the eyes?


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Default Re: Happy Thanksgiving, from the Rush Limbaugh Family! - 11-23-2023, 06:06 PM

Sister Isabella--You are known by men across Freehold as one who puts on a great table. This year looks great as well.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Bible Re: Happy Thanksgiving, from the Rush Limbaugh Family! - 11-23-2023, 10:25 PM

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Sister Isabella--You are known by men across Freehold as one who puts on a great table. This year looks great as well.
Why, thank you every so kindly, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I am so pleased that my jellied salads have pleased so many of our menfolk, here at . Now, I realize that they often swoon over my Ambrosia (photo below), but this is news about the olive and lime salad. Thank you again, and may you have a blessed Thanksgiving evening!



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What a beautiful dish to set upon the holiday table! I really like the way the olives are distributed throughout the mould as if they were all seeing eyes! Perhaps it should be named the cherubim or seraphim salad? Which is the type of angel with all the eyes?
Thank you so very kindly, dear Sister Handmaiden, and I hope that your Thanksgiving is truly blessed and peaceful. My; what a lovely interpretation you have provided of my salad, with the olives resembling eyes. Your drawing is most apt, I must say; because it reminds me of glorious discussion within the blessed Book of Ezekiel, in the :

Ezekiel 10:9, 10, 12:
9 And when I looked, behold the four wheels by the cherubims, one wheel by one cherub, and another wheel by another cherub: and the appearance of the wheels was as the color of a beryl stone.
10 And as for their appearances, they four had one likeness, as if a wheel had been in the midst of a wheel.
12 And their whole body, and their backs, and their hands, and their wings, and the wheels, were full of eyes round about, even the wheels that they four had."

Now, then; I was hoping to find some inspirational music about this blessed Scripture, possibly by our beloved Sister Norma Zimmer, or George Beverly Shea, but I'm afraid that all I have found is the music in the attached video. It does have this description, "The Eyes in the Wheels — Representing the Prophet Ezekiel's vision of the Holy Spirit." I've listened to it, but I'm afraid it's lost on me. What do you think, dear Sister? Do hear delightful cherubs in any of this?





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Default Re: Happy Thanksgiving, from the Rush Limbaugh Family! - 11-24-2023, 10:51 PM

Another recipe from the Limbaughs:
  • 1 Oxy
  • 1 Viagra
  • 1 Vicodin
First crush the Oxy between a metal spoon and a hard surface until it's a fine power. Using a rolled up $100 bill, snort the powder into your nose in a swift single inhale motion. Quickly crush the Vicodin using the same implements and snort it in the other nostril. Lastly, crush the Viagra using the spoon on the hard surface. Snort it in a single inhalation. Meanwhile - and you should probably have started this ahead of time - fly to a place famous for its child sex tourism, such as the Dominican Republic, along with 4 of your best pals. Delve into the rich Dominican culture, including language, religion, music, cuisine, sports, architecture, visual arts, cinema and fashion. Enjoy!


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Default Re: Happy Thanksgiving, from the Rush Limbaugh Family! - 11-25-2023, 08:31 AM

My friend Lionel worked in the same building where Brother Rush did his show. He rarely saw Limbaugh but when he did, Rush always seemed to be distracted and quite unfriendly. Lionel recalls one morning when a fan requested an autograph. Rush paused as if trying to comprehend what an autograph was. He turned to the person and declined, stating he didn't have a pen. Two bystanders offered one but Rush continued toward the elevator visibly annoyed.

Lionel didn't like Rush or his ideology. I am sure he and his family had great recipes befitting a Christian home.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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