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Default Roadkill Recipe Corner - 10-15-2019, 07:57 PM

Ladies, I have just read that the State of California has finally legalized the eating of roadkill. Now although the newspaper article concerned is entitled How to eat roadkill: everything you need to know, I couldn't help noticing that it includes only a single recipe, for bear meat chili.

This sort of sloppy journalism is typical of the leftist/communist British press and is all the more egregious bearing in mind (pardon the pun) that - er, hello! - there are no wild bears in Britain. So the only way I could kill one on the road would be by driving through a wildlife park, in which case the park's owner could probably claim some sort of culinary equivalent of droit du seigneur.

Obviously deer is easy, though we prefer to shoot our own. If you have a humpback bridge nearby, you may stun the occasional owl, though there is little meat on them. The most common roadkill locally (if you exclude dogs and cats) is squirrel. I have had some unsuccessful culinary experiments with squirrel, though Sister Basilissa's experiences in the southern Mexican lands may have given her expertise on rodent cuisine?

I can strongly recommend badger - though do make sure that the creature is not merely stunned, as an angry badger can be quite a distraction in the back of an automobile, especially if you have small children. Cooking it is very straightforward, as long as you avoid the internal organs. This is really all you need to know.



Now God meant us to eat all animals - Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. So, ladies, what do you recommend? I would be particularly interested to hear about otter. And there must be some way to make domestic dog/cat palatable?


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