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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 09:26 PM

How can you say God is real when you see the examples of His work all around you? I know that the tundra is not the most beautiful place on Earth, but it does have a certain peaceful majesty.

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 11:05 PM

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By the way, I will not share my mission because it'll reveal itself when it comes to completion.
Now Rita, all this secret stuff is not serving Jesus Christ. If it was, you would freely divulge your intentions.

Romans 2:16 "In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel."

Rita, let's focus on your developing relationship with Jesus, and less on whatever shenanigans you entertain. I've grown quite fond of you, and would be so sad to see your feeble body viciously raped by Satan for all of eternity along the shores of your burning wading pool in Hell. But it ultimately is your choice.

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-13-2012, 08:59 AM

"How can you say God is real When you see the examples of His work all around you? I know that the tundra is not the most beautiful place on Earth, but it does Have A Certain peaceful majesty."

Tundra? who live in the tundra? I do not.
I live in Sweden and there is no tundra!
it should you know that apparently has been in Sweden and ate fish for breakfast

It is not god who created the earth and its inhabitants, and you know it too.

it is about physics, chemistry and evolotion


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-13-2012, 09:02 AM

Isn't an infraction to mock god? which you are clearly doing in your/the person you are supporting's signature.
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-13-2012, 02:32 PM

This thread is about Personal Daintiness, Swiss Cheesehead.

go post in your own thread and stop hijacking "women only" topics.



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-13-2012, 03:30 PM

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Aaron had me read this thread because he said I stunk like a dead mackeral. I did what you said, but now it hurts down there and especially when I go to the bathroom. Will it stop burning soon?
You don't need to use Lysol, just eat other things . Pineapple is highly effective and the daily bath is of course very recommended
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-13-2012, 04:17 PM

I've looked and looked for any reference to pineapple being good for a single thing in the Bible and it's just not there.



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-14-2012, 08:51 AM

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Pineapple is highly effective and the daily bath is of course very recommended
Are you suggesting that Mrs Portway puts a pineapple in her smelly place? Thats disgusting, you pervert!!



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-14-2012, 08:56 AM

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Are you suggesting that Mrs Portway puts a pineapple in her smelly place? Thats disgusting, you pervert!!...
Mite uncomfortable, too, I'd imagine.


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-14-2012, 10:22 AM

Ladies, has your lack of cleanliness "down there" forced your husband into the closet?




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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-14-2012, 05:25 PM

Can I just use pineapple slices? Pineapples are too big and spikey. What about those little bananas they have sometimes? And is it OK if I peel them first?


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-14-2012, 09:57 PM

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The ladies diluted it, Rita.

I realize that a simple salt water solution, or baking soda and vinegar, are common amongst certain segments of society . . . but the True Christian™ husband needs a fresh-scented wife so he is not distracted by malodorous minge when trying to make Soldiers for Christ.

I expect Scope would work just as well.
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-14-2012, 11:38 PM

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I thought TC men didn't get their noses anywhere near their wives' vulvas.
We don't. What's that got to do with anything? Cooters are dirty, they need to be washed out on a daily basis, just like brushing your teeth. Don't you lezbos brush your teeth?




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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-15-2012, 03:29 AM

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We don't. What's that got to do with anything? Cooters are dirty, they need to be washed out on a daily basis, just like brushing your teeth. Don't you lezbos brush your teeth?
I'm not a lesbian, but as far as I know, all the lesbians I know brush their teeth. But vaginas are not dirty, and douching is actually unhealthy.
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-15-2012, 10:21 AM

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Can I just use pineapple slices? Pineapples are too big and spikey. What about those little bananas they have sometimes? And is it OK if I peel them first?


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Can I just use pineapple slices? Pineapples are too big and spikey. What about those little bananas they have sometimes? And is it OK if I peel them first?


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Don't under any circumstances put a banana in there! Especially not a big one!!

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-16-2012, 06:09 AM

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I thought TC men didn't get their noses anywhere near their wives' vulvas.
Not sure what cars have to do with anything but I'd be pretty P.O.'d if I found out on my wedding night that my girl lied about being a virgin. Its not just the two of us. Jesus is as much a part of the relatohnship as either of us and it would be horrible to disapoint him, since he died for our sins and everything. Not fornicating is small dice compared to getting cruxified.


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In the same way, after the supper he took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you.
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The pineapple slices were a bad idea. How come nobody told me not to do that?
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-22-2012, 05:06 PM

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I thought TC men didn't get their noses anywhere near their wives' vulvas.
If it can be smelled from across the room, there won't be much intimacy to be had, now will there?

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The pineapple slices were a bad idea. How come nobody told me not to do that?
I believe the suggestion was that you eat them, dear.

Not to worry, being pregnant, your Mommy Cave should be off-limits for the time being. We don't want Aaron beating up on his unborn son, do we?


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I believe the suggestion was that you eat them, dear.

Not to worry, being pregnant, your Mommy Cave should be off-limits for the time being. We don't want Aaron beating up on his unborn son, do we?
Oh OK, thank you Reverend. So will you tell Aaron not to do that any more? Because I don't think I should tell him that, he might get mad at me. He likes to do that stuff alot, every day at least once, more on his days off, like today.


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