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Default Lockdown for Christians Only! - 04-26-2020, 01:22 PM

The upper map can be found here: http://www.healthdata.org/covid/updates

The lower map can be found here: https://philebersole.wordpress.com/2...ican-religion/


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From the above you will see the strong correlation between a State's being Christian, and how long you will probably be locked in your house until you starve and/or go mad.

The more Christian you are, the longer you will be inside!


Who supplied the upper map? Scientists!


Who supplied the lower map? The Pew Research Center - a Godly organization (Note the name - "Pew")


President Trump is doing his best to release Christians early and scientists are opposing him!


We all know that Christians are needed on the streets, in churches, and at work - the Demoncrats, in league with Satan and scientists oppose this.



Don't forget, it was scientists who told Donald about disinfectant and Ultra Violent Light! ... And then they laughed at him!


I'm not one for conspiracy theories, so when I tell you that there is a conspiracy, you'd do well to listen!









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Default Re: Lockdown for Christians Only! - 04-29-2020, 02:54 PM

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From the above you will see the strong correlation between a State's being Christian, and how long you will probably be locked in your house until you starve and/or go mad.

The more Christian you are, the longer you will be inside!
This persecution of Christians will go down as a bigger civil rights battle than the integration of Negroes. We will have to take up arms and battle our way out of lock down. Maybe we can bring the U.S. Military to our side the way the do it in South America.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Lockdown for Christians Only! - 04-29-2020, 05:01 PM

For the first time in years I agree with what you want.

Let all the Baptist Christians go out, get together, open Churches, do festivals, spit in each other mouths.


Totally agree. You should be free.


And you will get to Paradise very quickly, my friends!
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