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Default God Intensifies Lashing of Godless Yankees - 05-07-2020, 10:15 PM

God will not be thwarted by the ambitions of men. In His wisdom, the Lord is now sending a mighty snow storm among the wretches of the North East part of America- the lair of the Yankees. I believe it is His clear intention to drive them indoors and packed together like wasps in their hive, the better to smite them further with His Chinese Virus Plague.


Truly, the Almighty has a sense of humor. In addition to those He smites with the plague and the cold and ice, He is using a snowstorm in mid-May to thrash them. The global warming hoaxers will have some explaining to do while they try to stay warm and away from the plague. The ice is supposed to be melting, not falling from the sky. Such is the power of God.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: God Intensifies Lashing of Godless Yankees - 05-08-2020, 09:10 AM

They'll just say that "warmer climate" means "colder weather" due to whatever they can think up. The last excuse I heard was that the hotter the jungles (climate) the greater the temperature gradient (weather) between jungle and tundra. So obviously, there's going to be snow swirling down, exactly as we always said. Except they didn't. They used to obsess over climatic cooling.
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There are plenty of such reports here: https://realclimatescience.com/1970s…cooling-scare/ but my real point concerns something much more alarming because God is always consistent.

There was a plague sent down back in the 1960's and although people made jokes about Hong Kong Flooey and waffled on about virions (thereby confusing the instrument [a virus] with the agent [God] at least from a grammatical point of view) they never considered the very obvious cause.
So obvious.
The 1968 Flu Pandemic … is often referred to as the Hong Kong flu since it originated in Hong Kong. The first record of the outbreak was reported on July 13, 1968.

Now get this. True Christians are not people who were born perfect but rapscallions and jezebels rescued by the Price Jesus Paid – so what "love-in" means is no enigma to Those Truly Saved and at the pinnacle of lewd indignity what do we find? The great Easter Sunday love-in of 1968, Malibu Canyon, CA.

God saw the disrespect. God acted. A timeline is unnecessary from the blasphemous love-in to the sending down of virions to the infection of American troops to bring back home, unnecessary because the few weeks is more than adequate for all this to be fomented. God does not change; simply because an instrument has been proposed does not mean His actions have changed. Other precursors (all revolting) are listed here and may be compared to pandemics in the previous link.

Psalm 55:15-19 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them. As for me, I will call upon God; and the LORD shall save me. Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice. He hath delivered my soul in peace from the battle that was against me: for there were many with me. God shall hear, and afflict them, even he that abideth of old. Selah. Because they have no changes, therefore they fear not God.
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Bomb Re: God Intensifies Lashing of Godless Yankees - 05-08-2020, 05:31 PM

Actually, most of us live in the Midwest, and we are not Yankees. Most Yankees are actually found on the Pacific coast. As well as on the Northern Atlantic Coast (anywhere northwards of the Carolinas). Very few however in the Far North (Montana, North Dakota, Wisconsin and Michigan). Strange, but true. OK, Minnesota is an exception.


Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Default Re: God Intensifies Lashing of Godless Yankees - 05-08-2020, 11:31 PM

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Actually, most of us live in the Midwest, and we are not Yankees. Most Yankees are actually found on the Pacific coast. As well as on the Northern Atlantic Coast (anywhere northwards of the Carolinas). Very few however in the Far North (Montana, North Dakota, Wisconsin and Michigan). Strange, but true. OK, Minnesota is an exception.
My dear, Michigan is as Godly redneck as you can get - do not let a few small liberal bubbles fool you.

Case in point - this is from recent news:

1. Armed protests against coronavirus lockdown (I do apologize for an oversized image, but it's worth the detail):


I particularly like the "live free or die" banner. Indeed, the freedom to die is one of the most important of freedoms! I'm sure it's mentioned in the Constitution, am I right?

2. Owosso barber says shop will stay open 'until Jesus walks in or until they arrest me'
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OWOSSO, MI—There was a line of people waiting to get into Karl Manke’s barbershop on Tuesday.
The 77-year-old barber, who has cut hair in town for 60 years, opened Karl Manke’s Barbershop on Monday in defiance of Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s executive order mandating salons, barbershops and other businesses to stay closed.
“I don’t need the governor to be my mother," he said. “I have one. God bless her, she’s gone now. I don’t need another mother. I can make these adult decisions myself.”
Given his age, I assume Jesus will, indeed, walk in and take him to Heaven pretty soon, God bless his heart.


P.S.: It has been snowing today in Michigan, which is proof that global warming is a hoax!
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