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Default Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam - 01-12-2007, 12:52 PM

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Grooming one's private areas prevents crabs, lice, infection, and is ultimately more sanitary.
Not fornicating with random strangers also prevents crabs, lice, infection, is more sanitary, AND has the added bonus of not condemning you to eternal hellfire, but I bet you've never even considered that possibility, have you? Oh, and how exactly does grooming one's sinful parts prevent STIs? Not even the seculiar scientists would agree with you on that one.


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Default Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam - 01-12-2007, 10:40 PM

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Not fornicating with random strangers also prevents crabs, lice, infection, is more sanitary, AND has the added bonus of not condemning you to eternal hellfire, but I bet you've never even considered that possibility, have you? Oh, and how exactly does grooming one's sinful parts prevent STIs? Not even the seculiar scientists would agree with you on that one.
You mean STDs? Lice and infection isn't always sexually transmitted. Neither is crabs in certain cases. And I never said having intercourse with strangers isn't risky.

Not cleaning your private areas can lead to rashes and in serious cases, infections. (Not to mention being more prone to lice). Especially if you continualy scratch yourself after recieving a rash, which I know you do anyway since you can't masturbate... Also, if you do happen to aqcuire lice or crabs, it's much more sanitary to remove the pubic hair to prevent further infection and to help get rid of the lice/crabs.

It's also more sanitary and more pleasurable for your partner.
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Default Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam - 01-12-2007, 11:13 PM

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It's also more sanitary and more pleasurable for your partner.
Friend,

Maybe it is time you take your mind off your partner's pleasure and think more about Christ's pleasure. Jesus lovers you a lot friend, a lot more longer and harder than any floozie you could date. So don't upset Jesus by not thinking of Him or you will end up burning in Hell.

Hellfire is a STD there is cure for friend.



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Default Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam - 01-13-2007, 01:14 AM

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Hellfire is a STD there is cure for friend.
Just like AIDS, right?
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Default Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam - 01-13-2007, 01:16 AM

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They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.
Grooming isn't just shaving bald. It could be trimming or cleaning. Making sure it's cleaned properly for medical reasons. And pretending to be a teen isn't always the motive.
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