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Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-14-2007, 01:26 PM
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Winnipeg pizza place serves up side of porn
Last Updated: Monday, July 2, 2007 | 4:11 PM CT
CBC News
It's only about a week old, but a new pizza place in Winnipeg has already aroused attention — not for its pizza pie, but for the racy extra that comes with it.
Patrons must be 18 years and older to order from Porno Pizza, which delivers pornographic material inserted under every pizza.
The venture, the brainchild of local entrepreneur Corey Wildeman, is raising eyebrows in the Manitoba capital.
"We cater to certain crowds," Wildeman told CBC News, adding that he realizes not everyone would be sold on the idea.
"I'm pleased to see that it might not be everybody, but it's most people," he said with a laugh.
Wildeman said the idea of including pornographic photos with pizza is a marketing gimmick designed to sell more pies. And the gimmick is legal: customers even have to show identification to the delivery person at the door, proving they are 18 or older.
"They have to make sure they're selling to someone who's of age," lawyer Ian Berger said. "But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there's nothing wrong with that."
While Porno Pizza crosses no legal boundaries, it tested some people's social borders, with some titillated by the concept … and others, not so much.
One woman told CBC News that the woman depicted in the Porno Pizza insert was "too naked," while another said porn is "something I wouldn't expect to have anything to do with pizza."
But surprisingly, Wildeman said, many of his customers are women.
"So I'm pretty pleased to see that a demographic that some people might think that we're offending is actually a lot more open to the concept than society would think," he said.
Wildeman said if enough people are turned on to the Porno Pizza concept, he has the naming rights for what could be a national franchise.
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I won't post a picture of that sinful logo here. I'm afraid of what kind of affect it may have on our Godly men.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-14-2007, 03:28 PM
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I won't post a picture of that sinful logo here. I'm afraid of what kind of affect it may have on our Godly men.
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Yeah they might get aroused. God forbid.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-15-2007, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
Yeah they might get aroused. God forbid.
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Yeah, what a sin.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
I won't post a picture of that sinful logo here. I'm afraid of what kind of affect it may have on our Godly men.
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Just make that soy cheese on that pizza, and I would love that place.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 12:38 PM
Next on the un$avED menu: Pick out the Poopin' Popes Prancin' in the Porno Pizza.
The only pleasant thought I can have about all of this is that at least we are in the End Times
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 01:49 PM
WHAT ARE YOU WOMEN, AND THE 2 HOMERSEXUALS, DOING IN THE PROMISE ENFORCERS FORUM??? MEN ONLY! GET OUT!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
WHAT ARE YOU WOMEN, AND THE 2 HOMERSEXUALS, DOING IN THE PROMISE ENFORCERS FORUM??? MEN ONLY! GET OUT!
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Take your Riddilin plz.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
Take your Riddilin plz.
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Too hard to understand for you?
Have a few infraction points, fool.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Too hard to understand for you?
Have a few infraction points, fool.
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No actually it's quite easy to understand. Since I'm neither a woman nor a homosexual that means I'm allowed to post here.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-24-2007, 07:10 PM
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No actually it's quite easy to understand. Since I'm neither a woman nor a homosexual that means I'm allowed to post here.
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Sure you are.. You're straight..
Just as straight as Elton John that is.
Jesus doesn't take kindly to lying sinners, you Christ killing sissyboy.
Better come clean and admit it.. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to getting better, after all.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-25-2007, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Sure you are.. You're straight..
Just as straight as Elton John that is.
Jesus doesn't take kindly to lying sinners, you Christ killing sissyboy.
Better come clean and admit it.. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to getting better, after all.
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Mmm hmm, I wonder why you people are so adamant about my sexuality when frankly that's my concern alone. But I'll say it again to humor you: I am heterosexual and that's all there is to it.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-25-2007, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
I am heterosexual and that's all there is to it.
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SHAME!!! We are NOT here to talk about your sexurality! We are NOT a bunch of Dr Ruthie Weisenheimers here!
And so. The shoe drops; the worm turns. You admit to being a Communiss! So why are you in a thread about Pannycakes? I thought all you Communiss ever ate were Wine cakes!
Probably on your way over to the Mens' Room stalls at the Greyhound bus station with United Fun donations for the "orphans." Outrageous! Orphans, my foot!
PS Men, I am Sorry for being in here again. But sometimes situations, like this, involving this "Joo," need the delicacy of a Lady's Touch.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-27-2007, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
Yeah, what a sin.
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You're still here? I thought God would have killed you by now.
(Sorry Salvation Seeker, I'll be out in a minute! )
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-29-2007, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
SHAME!!! We are NOT here to talk about your sexurality! We are NOT a bunch of Dr Ruthie Weisenheimers here!
And so. The shoe drops; the worm turns. You admit to being a Communiss! So why are you in a thread about Pannycakes? I thought all you Communiss ever ate were Wine cakes!
Probably on your way over to the Mens' Room stalls at the Greyhound bus station with United Fun donations for the "orphans." Outrageous! Orphans, my foot!
PS Men, I am Sorry for being in here again. But sometimes situations, like this, involving this "Joo," need the delicacy of a Lady's Touch.
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What is a Communiss? You keep calling me one and I don't even know what you mean. Second, I'm intrigued that I'm apparently a "situation" that requires a lady's touch. Do go on, you're sounding pretty inappropriate as it is, why stop now?
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-30-2007, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
What is a Communiss? You keep calling me one and I don't even know what you mean.
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Tell it to HUAC, Communiss.
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-30-2007, 02:09 PM
Yeah: COMMUNISS!!!!! I bet the Sisters at St. Odo of Clune wouldn't even raffle you off a ticket to ride a Scenicruiser.
Thank you, Brother Temperance, for coming to my rescue. These un$avED can be such a handful sometimes
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-31-2007, 08:53 AM
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Yeah: COMMUNISS!!!!! I bet the Sisters at St. Odo of Clune wouldn't even raffle you off a ticket to ride a Scenicruiser.
Thank you, Brother Temperance, for coming to my rescue. These un$avED can be such a handful sometimes
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Aren't you not allowed to post here?
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-31-2007, 09:57 AM
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Aren't you not allowed to post here?
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It does say MEN ONLY you know!
Of course we aren't allowed in here.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-31-2007, 02:54 PM
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It does say MEN ONLY you know!
Of course we aren't allowed in here.
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Yea, Verily, TELL IT LIKE THEY TOLD IT ON THE MOUNTAIN, Sister Tali!
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Re: Pancakes was only the beginning -
07-31-2007, 08:45 PM
(On the post SS said on admiting to things)
Okay, I admit I am straight. I admit I like girls. I admit I like God.
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