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Default Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 06:54 PM

G'day fellow primates and Ave Satanas!

You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

A bible verse, as required:

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
-Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.
Pleased to meet you.
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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 07:48 PM

Greetings!

I see that none of the white people have gotten around to replying to your introduction yet. I believe it may be because they do not like you already and they are praying for guidance before they rebuke you. These are Baptist people here and they are my good friends but they will not allow me to be a member of the forum because I am a Black man. They know that I wish to study them so they tolerate me and for that I am grateful. My advice is to behave yourself and prepare for a stern lecture.

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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 08:02 PM

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G'day fellow primates and Ave Satanas!

You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

A bible verse, as required:

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
-Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.
Pleased to meet you.


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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 08:25 PM

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Greetings!

I see that none of the white people have gotten around to replying to your introduction yet. I believe it may be because they do not like you already and they are praying for guidance before they rebuke you. These are Baptist people here and they are my good friends but they will not allow me to be a member of the forum because I am a Black man. They know that I wish to study them so they tolerate me and for that I am grateful. My advice is to behave yourself and prepare for a stern lecture.

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Appreciated!

That's a proper shame, though. You know... Satan is accepting of those of all colours and origins. But hey. You do you, Baptists.

Nothing I'm not already used to, my friend. I do not wish to cause much trouble and am here for similar reasons, to convert-, I mean, to observe and to talk!
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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 09:03 PM

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I prefer to call you Bernie. I hope that is ok with you.


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and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace.

I guess I can translate that to "obese boy with no real friends"


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Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

You still can be saved, only you don't know why.

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In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

Please put quotes on "art", so you don't insult real artists.



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I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

Counts for what?

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A bible verse, as required:

KJV only, Bernie.

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I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

No comments, this is below stupid.


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Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.

Only this is not a conversation forum, Bernie.


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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 09:16 PM

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...Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly...
We could talk about why a True Satanist™ would never register at Landover (except by specific, personal invitation from Pastor Zeke himself)...


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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 09:58 PM

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G'day fellow primates and Ave Satanas!

You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

A bible verse, as required:

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
-Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.
Pleased to meet you.
Hello Mr. Beast. I'm very sad to hear that you choose to follow what a book written by a Joo who didn't even believed in it, instead of following the truth. By the way, you said that you live in a village. Does that mean that your connection is very lame? But that's not what matters. The important thing is that you are here and you can be saved if the Church of your village is a Catholic one. Otherwise, you can still ask a missionary priest to baptize you, if you see one. You have not to worry: like Satan, God himself wants in his faith people from every race. So much that we have an Our Lady of every races. Here we have some of them:





European Virgin Mary






African Virgin Mary (Not to be confused with Black Madonnas)





Indian Virgin Mary






Native American Virgin Mary






Chinese Virgin Mary





Japanese Virgin Mary (or i think that she is)





Haitian Virgin Mary


And there are many more of them. You just need to pick one and you will be saved. I pray that it will happen very soon.
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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 10:12 PM

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I prefer to call you Bernie. I hope that is ok with you.
I would find that quite an honour, why thank you.

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I guess I can translate that to "obese boy with no real friends"
You are practically oozing with originality. But no, I need to keep an average profile to fit into my leather pants.

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You still can be saved, only you don't know why.

Oh please, enlighten me and show me the way then, father.

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Please put quotes on "art", so you don't insult real artists.

Art lies in the eyes of the beholder.
Either way, it pays bloody well.

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KJV only, Bernie.

Should specify that, then.

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No comments, this is below stupid.

I am aware and it's quite sad, as J.C. will probably never be found due to the improbability of his physical existence.
I do still hope to acquire a human specimen someday, though.

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Only this is not a conversation forum, Bernie.

Then what do you call what we are doing here right now?
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African Virgin Mary (Not to be confused with Black Madonnas)


Greetings!

As you can see this is another picture of Jesus which was not destroyed by the white people and it shows the truth which is that Jesus was a Black man. Jesus was a popular celebrity long ago and there are as many pictures of him as there are of Randolph Scott who is a white man and a movie star in Babylon and in Jamaica. It will never be possible for the white people to find all the pictures and destroy them and so the truth is getting out at long last.

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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 09-30-2019, 11:37 PM

Dear Miss Veiled-and-Blind-to-Truth:

I will extend to you the customary welcome that I like to give to all of our newcomers, even though I have a feeling that it will be lost on you. However, that is not for me to judge, I suppose. You, obviously, have your views on various matters that you know, full well, are not in line with what the blessed teaches. But, that is your business.

If you wish to ignore the Grace and Salvation that is offered by our , , then that is your choice. Why you would want to be imprisoned in a dungeon of unending, extreme torture (aka ) for ALL of eternity, with no choice of making an escape, is beyond me. But, this is your choice, once again.

It is my hope and prayer that you will realize the importance of your words and think carefully about this, for a start:

Jude 1:7 "just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire."

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

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Hello Mr. Beast. I'm very sad to hear that you choose to follow what a book written by a Joo who didn't even believed in it,
Indeed. Seriously, satanists need a more believable ideology. Like, something along the Zoroastrian line of thought, with Satanists declaring themselves the supporters of Aryman rather than Ahura Mazda.

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Do not confuse this poor soul, you hellbound heathen!!!!

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Japanese Virgin Mary (or i think that she is)
Oh my Lord...! Is that... a transvestite Buddha?!?

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And there are many more of them. You just need to pick one and you will be saved. I pray that it will happen very soon.
Hey, maybe you can answer a question I've had for some time now. I've seen once parishioners of a St. Mary of Perpetual Help get very excited because an image of St. Mary of Częstochowa was coming to visit, and somehow the idea that one St. Mary could visit another St. Mary even though they are supposed to be the same St. Mary did not blow out their minds. Can you explain to me the logic behind this? Aside from the obvious idolatry (believing that the images are somehow substitute for one dead woman).

Ah, and by the way - welcome to our forum, Bernie. I pray that one day you will grow up and realize that our church is the only way to Salvation™!
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Then what do you call what we are doing here right now?
Discussing the word of the Lord, which is why this forum was created.


And no, I will not enlighten you. You see, that is part of the problem. God has written a book, and instead of actually read it, you want people to teach it to you.


Why should you read a book allegedly written by a God who chose a tribe of goat herders 3000 years ago?


Well, for us, is the only true God, so reading it is unavoidable. For you, it really does not get you interested reading the most influential book for every culture in the western hemisphere EVER?


The Bible has had more impact that anything, not only another book. It has, and still is, guided morally, legally and socially all our societies. If you keep your atheism after reading it, at least you will know the origins of much of the rules that you are forced to follow by the secular world, that are still rooted in religion.


No, it is not a waste of time. Reading a Satanist book is. Zero influence and impact, only a toy for people pretending to oppose something they don't know. Why should we be shocked by a Satanist in our forum, after we had Obama as Satan's tool in the White House for eight long years? And we have survived that.


By the way, Satan gets to keep most of the souls created by God, because of a rule created by God as He tell us in the Bible. God creates evil, so it is not surprising he has created Satanism as well.


Next time you want to shock us, think a little bit more, Bernie. We have read that a brother had to rape his sister in law after his brother died, ordered by God and punished for not doing so, and we are ok with it. We could kill our children if God told us so and that wasn't against the law (because God also tells us to abide the law) We could kill an enemy population including pregnant women, children and old people at God's orders. We could kill a person for being gay, and will not matter that God himself created gay and then forbade being gay. God tell us to abide the law, so we refrain from doing all the other things the Bible says, but a Biblical government is possible. Hey, would you had bet on a Trump presidency 10 years ago? What if the Bible becomes the rule? How many people in your country, village or whatever will agree with that? It is more than you think. Biblical law is stricter than the Sharia, and we and tons of groups like us fight for it every day.


I will be praying for Biblical law tonight. You are invited to join us.


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Oh my Lord...! Is that... a transvestite Buddha?!?

Well, according to various sources, he/she is a virgin who comes in help of Buddhists who chant a prayer dedicated to her boss (another Buddha). Japanese Catholics used her statue and pretended it was Mary, because he/she shares some of the similarities (and it is not the only similarity we share with the various Buddhist schools in the East).



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Hey, maybe you can answer a question I've had for some time now. I've seen once parishioners of a St. Mary of Perpetual Help get very excited because an image of St. Mary of Częstochowa was coming to visit, and somehow the idea that one St. Mary could visit another St. Mary even though they are supposed to be the same St. Mary did not blow out their minds. Can you explain to me the logic behind this? Aside from the obvious idolatry (believing that the images are somehow substitute for one dead woman).

Well, it is hard to explain to people who don't believe in a Catholic "idolatry". But let's say that we Catholics know that Mary is one. However we also know that she appears in different forms (that i will not list because there are too many of them). As for the lack of use of dead bodies, don't worry, we haven't forgotten them, we still have some bones of our Saints in their Cathedrals, not to always to public eyes tought.
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Well, according to various sources, he/she is a virgin who comes in help of Buddhists who chant a prayer dedicated to her boss (another Buddha). Japanese Catholics used her statue and pretended it was Mary, because he/she shares some of the similarities (and it is not the only similarity we share with the various Buddhist schools in the East).
Well, nobody questions the fact that there were some mutual plagiarisms between these two false cults.

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Well, it is hard to explain to people who don't believe in a Catholic "idolatry". But let's say that we Catholics know that Mary is one. However we also know that she appears in different forms (that i will not list because there are too many of them).



And what if a parish of Our Lady of Częstochowa is visited by another image of Our Lady of Częstochowa, but the visiting one is actually coming from the place where the original Our Lady of Częstochowa is hosted? Mind this - it is not the original image that is doing the visiting (that one never leaves the church), but one copy visits another copy?





I can feel a migraine coming.


(That's "her" on the right, by the way)

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Protip: you need to do more to hide these atrocities.

Below is a photo I took in an old church (architecture ca AD 1300, but the interior has been vigorously updated several times over the centuries, so it's hard to tell how old that part of a corpse is).

CAUTION: not for the squeamish - scroll down at your own risk!




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You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved,
I have thought that the Travelling Freak Show has been due for a comeback for a few years now.

I suspect that it fell into decline as there was no "moral aspect" to it - simply people gawking and going away laughing nervously.

I was thinking of various exhibits that gave the ungodly and weak of faith a chance to see what denying The Lord does for a person.

I have a few phone calls to make before I get back to you, so give me a while and think of having a steady and useful job.
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For the time being, I'd be obliged if you made no attempts to change, other than to make yourself worse - that is in the sense of "more abominable."





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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 10-02-2019, 01:09 AM

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Discussing the word of the Lord, which is why this forum was created.

And no, I will not enlighten you. You see, that is part of the problem. God has written a book, and instead of actually read it, you want people to teach it to you.

Why should you read a book allegedly written by a God who chose a tribe of goat herders 3000 years ago?

Well, for us, is the only true God, so reading it is unavoidable. For you, it really does not get you interested reading the most influential book for every culture in the western hemisphere EVER?

The Bible has had more impact that anything, not only another book. It has, and still is, guided morally, legally and socially all our societies. If you keep your atheism after reading it, at least you will know the origins of much of the rules that you are forced to follow by the secular world, that are still rooted in religion.

No, it is not a waste of time. Reading a Satanist book is. Zero influence and impact, only a toy for people pretending to oppose something they don't know. Why should we be shocked by a Satanist in our forum, after we had Obama as Satan's tool in the White House for eight long years? And we have survived that.

By the way, Satan gets to keep most of the souls created by God, because of a rule created by God as He tell us in the Bible. God creates evil, so it is not surprising he has created Satanism as well.

Next time you want to shock us, think a little bit more, Bernie. We have read that a brother had to rape his sister in law after his brother died, ordered by God and punished for not doing so, and we are ok with it. We could kill our children if God told us so and that wasn't against the law (because God also tells us to abide the law) We could kill an enemy population including pregnant women, children and old people at God's orders. We could kill a person for being gay, and will not matter that God himself created gay and then forbade being gay. God tell us to abide the law, so we refrain from doing all the other things the Bible says, but a Biblical government is possible. Hey, would you had bet on a Trump presidency 10 years ago? What if the Bible becomes the rule? How many people in your country, village or whatever will agree with that? It is more than you think. Biblical law is stricter than the Sharia, and we and tons of groups like us fight for it every day.

I will be praying for Biblical law tonight. You are invited to join us.
So then, precise conversations about god's word. There you go.

And by "god", you mean a couple of (probably high as balls) confused earthly dudes, I assume. I know the general plotline, I reckon that qualifies. Ain't that interesting, I have to admit. If "god" really wrote it, he should perhaps release a modern version, as this one seems highly archaic on several levels, which will eventually mean bad business. Until then, I'll stick with other, more contemporary influential fantasy titles such as "The Lord of the Rings", which has a slightly higher score on goodreads.com, so I can only recommend.

And what makes you think I intend to shock, my friend? I admit, scaring god-fearing, bible-thumping Christians with spooky occult symbolism and ungodly, satanic fashion choices can be quite entertaining, but only for so long.

Perhaps I am just another lost sheep that needs to find its way back to the others, here because something deep inside told it to seek out the true path.

Probably not, though.

If god told you that, it would make him a massive hypocrite. And hypocrisy is a human trait. After all, god does not do mistakes, no?
Thus, shouldn't a true biblical society be peaceful? After all, murder is completely against what the Bible directs, and let's not forget: "Honor men of all sorts", 1 Peter 2:17

And well, many would describe Trump as more "demonic" than anything. He certainly isn't abiding god's word that well at all. And no, you are completely right, I did underestimate the extent of USA's stupidity those years ago.
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I have thought that the Travelling Freak Show has been due for a comeback for a few years now.

I suspect that it fell into decline as there was no "moral aspect" to it - simply people gawking and going away laughing nervously.

I was thinking of various exhibits that gave the ungodly and weak of faith a chance to see what denying The Lord does for a person.

I have a few phone calls to make before I get back to you, so give me a while and think of having a steady and useful job.
For the time being, I'd be obliged if you made no attempts to change, other than to make yourself worse - that is in the sense of "more abominable."
And I assume your title is meant in a sarcastic context, then. In that case, make sure to add "originality" to your list of adjectives.


What it does for me is quite enjoyable, though. But I understand having a bit more free-time to pursue personal interests and actually developing and advancing mentally and as a species isn't really your kind of thing. To each their own.


And I appreciate your concern, but as long as I keep earning this much with what I do, I would be a fool to do anything else. Unless, I don't know, someone offered me a job as a forensic pathologist. That would be quite fun.
But also, screw capitalism.
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And by "god", you mean a couple of (probably high as balls) confused earthly dudes, I assume.
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I know the general plotline, I reckon that qualifies. Ain't that interesting, I have to admit. If "god" really wrote it, he should perhaps release a modern version, as this one seems highly archaic on several levels, which will eventually mean bad business. Until then, I'll stick with other, more contemporary influential fantasy titles such as "The Lord of the Rings",
And where do you think Tolkien got a lot of his ideas?

Just think about it:

1) The fight between the Good and Evil,
2) Evil related to what Christianity sees as sins,
3) Good=creation, evil=destruction,
4) Longing for return of the king (= Second Coming of Christ),
5) Main heroes of the story suffering and sacrificing themselves for the greater good,
6) Rejection of relativism - there's right and wrong and nothing in between.

Now, unfortunately, Tolkien was a devout Catholic, so there is some Catholic propaganda woven into it as well.

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Maybe your introduction?

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If god told you that, it would make him a massive hypocrite.
So what? God is God, we lowly humans have no right to judge Him.

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And hypocrisy is a human trait. After all, god does not do mistakes, no?
Mistakes, no. Nonetheless, He is vengeful and merciless and jealous and sometimes outright petty. It's His right. He created the world, including both good and evil (Isaiah 45:7), so He has the right to create mayhem whenever and wherever He wants.

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Yeah, but the Bible tells us that we have to kill all the infidels first. Then we can have peace.


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Dear Sister Basilissa--your response above was so respectful and on-point. I am doubly impressed because the OP is what many of the young people call a "basic b!tch" in terms of his/her/its weak and unoriginal attempt to troll us.

The Lord has blessed you with more patience and strength of purpose than I--my response to the little attention-wh*re was a yawn followed by a long nap.


Bless you Sister, for taking up Christ's banner!


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Default Re: Greetings from the depths of Hell - 10-02-2019, 05:31 PM

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No.

And where do you think Tolkien got a lot of his ideas?

Just think about it:

1) The fight between the Good and Evil,
2) Evil related to what Christianity sees as sins,
3) Good=creation, evil=destruction,
4) Longing for return of the king (= Second Coming of Christ),
5) Main heroes of the story suffering and sacrificing themselves for the greater good,
6) Rejection of relativism - there's right and wrong and nothing in between.

Now, unfortunately, Tolkien was a devout Catholic, so there is some Catholic propaganda woven into it as well.

Maybe your introduction?

So what? God is God, we lowly humans have no right to judge Him.

Mistakes, no. Nonetheless, He is vengeful and merciless and jealous and sometimes outright petty. It's His right. He created the world, including both good and evil (Isaiah 45:7), so He has the right to create mayhem whenever and wherever He wants.

Yeah, but the Bible tells us that we have to kill all the infidels first. Then we can have peace.


Still a better read than the crusty old door-stopper you devout your existence to. Though you gotta admit, those basic aspects of the story are extremely common and surely, the Christians were not the first ones coming up with it. So let's not reach too deep here, yes? Anything can be a biblical allegory if you're looking at it through christ-coloured glasses.


If my introduction truly shocks you, you might want to take a step outside for a bit. I'm not even trying, really. Do you also think clowns and Halloween are scary?
Though I'm glad you (assumingly) had the courage to read some of Tolkien's works, at least. Very brave considering many Christians used to hate and attempt to ban it due to the spooky sorcery and demonic creatures or whatever. If so, your taste in literature is at least salvageable.


And here I thought negative mayhem/chaos was a staple trait of the Devil? So the bible is a big pick-and-choose of what you abide and what you ignore, then? What happened to "Thou shalt not kill" and "Respect all men"?


Almost sounds like your dear Lord™ isn't that sure of what he really wants.
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