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06-17-2019, 10:03 PM
Hi everyone I would like to say I’m glad to join this forum. I would like to ask a question. How much is a 1000 shekels of silver in US dollars? Thanks in advance
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06-17-2019, 10:33 PM
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Hi everyone I would like to say I’m glad to join this forum. I would like to ask a question. How much is a 1000 shekels of silver in US dollars? Thanks in advance
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Hello once again, Miss Wavington. Thank you for visiting our Introduction Forum, but as I had mentioned in my previous message to you, we ask that you fulfill the request at the top of the Introduction Forum page. I will include that for you here:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
I am sure that one of our financial experts will gladly provide you with the information that you seek after you have completed our request.
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06-17-2019, 10:50 PM
I go to Bethany world prayer center and I found Jesus October 16 2016 when I got saved
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06-17-2019, 10:57 PM
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I go to Bethany world prayer center and I found Jesus October 16 2016 when I got saved
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Thank you, Miss Wavington. I'm delighted to learn this about you, and I'll give you a 66% (2/3) grade here. You omitted to provide a favorite verse from the , so that is why your score is not higher. We look forward to learning of this verse from the Holy Word of Almighty. Please try again, and complete the entire request. Thank you, Dear.
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06-17-2019, 11:00 PM
Also my favorite bible verse is Galatians 5: It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery.
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06-17-2019, 11:11 PM
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Also my favorite bible verse is Galatians 5: It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery.
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Thank you, Miss Wavington, but I am afraid that I do not recognize any verse of Holy Scripture with those words in Galatians, Chapter 5. You have not provided the actual verse number from the fifth chapter of the Book of Galatians. I should also stress, once again, that at , we follow and study the and only the . We do not use, not do we approve of, any watered-down translations of the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, whilst leaving out the very important ones that might not be pretty or popular. We know that our expects us to study and teach ALL of the as we hold high the -stained banner of His Righteous Redemption and Salvation.
II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".
Perhaps you would care to re-supply us with the correct reference to your favorite Scripture verse. I'm sure our many followers will be delighted to learn of this.
Thanking you in advance, I remain,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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06-17-2019, 11:23 PM
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Thank you, Miss Wavington, but I am afraid that I do not recognize any verse of Holy Scripture with those words in Galatians, Chapter 5. You have not provided the actual verse number from the fifth chapter of the Book of Galatians. I should also stress, once again, that at , we follow and study the and only the . We do not use, not do we approve of, any watered-down translations of the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, whilst leaving out the very important ones that might not be pretty or popular. We know that our expects us to study and teach ALL of the as we hold high the -stained banner of His Righteous Redemption and Salvation.
II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".
Perhaps you would care to re-supply us with the correct reference to your favorite Scripture verse. I'm sure our many followers will be delighted to learn of this.
Thanking you in advance, I remain,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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I’m sorry I’m doing all this from my phone. This is the first three verses from Galatians chapter 5:Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.
2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
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06-17-2019, 11:26 PM
As a certain butler in a certain movie says,
"You obviously have a wonderful economy with words...I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness."
Unfortunately, in order for our Dept. of Faith to thoroughly analyze you, you're going to have to post more than one or two lines here. No need to be verbose - useless drivel is, after all, a sin. But we do expect enough to get to know you and enough to determine your sincere walk with the LORD GOD of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. He is our life, our destiny, and our hope, you see. Does He live within your heart? Have you devoted everything to Him? Are you thinking only of Him and His service with each passing breath? That's the kind of commitment the Landover True Christian™ has. It's the only commitment that will ensure entrance to the Streets of Gold come the Glory.
We desire to fellowship with likeminded saints of God, but we receive so many visitors here whose motive is to harass us, glean knowledge from us for ulterior reasons, and then drop us like a hot potato. This of course will result in your immediate passport to hell where the devil himself will fornicate with you for eternity - and he won't be exclusive - he'll cheat on you with tons of other degenerate souls while you watch, your eyes burning out of their sockets only to regrow there and burn again over and over. This is only just since we serve a Holy God whose right it is to punish our souls when we do not honor Him. Praise His Name! What a loving Savior we serve!
You will find many knowledgeable and friendly souls here. I bid you a distant welcome and pray that you are found worthy to remain in our company of God-fearing followers of the Christ Child.
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06-17-2019, 11:27 PM
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I’m sorry I’m doing all this from my phone. This is the first three verses from Galatians chapter 5:Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.
2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.
3 For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law.
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Why, thank you, Miss Wavington, for that information. That's rather interesting that you're so fascinated with circumcision. I hope you will find your time with us at to be a true blessing to you from the .
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06-18-2019, 12:15 AM
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How much is a 1000 shekels of silver in US dollars?
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25 pounds of silver, but that's an estimate, because in ancient times the amount of silver in coins varied. It was complicated:
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06-18-2019, 12:41 AM
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25 pounds of silver
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Bless your soul, but if you're going to teach economics could you do it without subjecting us to Japanese bug-eyed beastiality porn?
Though to be fair, wolves do have a lot to teach us about economics. First they eat 20 pounds of meat in one sitting. I believe economists call that the rational response to pent-up demand. I just call it a good day at ribfest. Then their children learn to eat barf, and if barf isn't good enough for them, they starve. That's called economic shock therapy, it's what made Russia the economic powerhouse it is today. Also, wolves display lots of very heterosexual pack behavior - no such thing as wolf introverts, "lone wolves" are a myth.
Anyway, what the point in knowing the equivalent of 1000 shekels? Do you really plan to go out and get 20 wives?
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06-18-2019, 01:17 AM
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Bless your soul, but if you're going to teach economics could you do it without subjecting us to Japanese bug-eyed beastiality porn?
Though to be fair, wolves do have a lot to teach us about economics. First they eat 20 pounds of meat in one sitting. I believe economists call that the rational response to pent-up demand. I just call it a good day at ribfest. Then their children learn to eat barf, and if barf isn't good enough for them, they starve. That's called economic shock therapy, it's what made Russia the economic powerhouse it is today. Also, wolves display lots of very heterosexual pack behavior - no such thing as wolf introverts, "lone wolves" are a myth.
Anyway, what the point in knowing the equivalent of 1000 shekels? Do you really plan to go out and get 20 wives?
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Just one wife for a 1000
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06-18-2019, 02:38 AM
Welcome, Mrs. Wavington! Tell us, how many sons have you born for Christ to become soldiers in His army?
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06-18-2019, 11:45 AM
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Welcome, Mrs. Wavington! Tell us, how many sons have you born for Christ to become soldiers in His army?
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06-18-2019, 12:53 PM
Please be aware that we cannot suggest you in any way that is ok to buy a wife, because it is against the law and we have to abide by the law according to the Bible.
We can, in the other hand, point that the Bible is perfectly fine with buying a wife and that the desires of said wife is nothing to worry about. But that again, is only applicable IRL if, and only if, that does not contradicts the law of the land you live in.
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06-18-2019, 03:13 PM
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Please be aware that we cannot suggest you in any way that is ok to buy a wife, because it is against the law and we have to abide by the law according to the Bible.
We can, in the other hand, point that the Bible is perfectly fine with buying a wife and that the desires of said wife is nothing to worry about. But that again, is only applicable IRL if, and only if, that does not contradicts the law of the land you live in.
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Nah lol I was interested in a 1000 shekels of silver because of Song of Songs 8
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06-18-2019, 04:06 PM
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Nah lol I was interested in a 1000 shekels of silver because of Song of Songs 8
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So do you agree that buying a wife is ok with the Lord?
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06-18-2019, 05:19 PM
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So do you agree that buying a wife is ok with the Lord?
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06-18-2019, 05:43 PM
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06-18-2019, 06:24 PM
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Thank you, Miss Wavington, but I am afraid that I do not recognize any verse of Holy Scripture with those words in Galatians, Chapter 5. You have not provided the actual verse number from the fifth chapter of the Book of Galatians. I should also stress, once again, that at , we follow and study the and only the . We do not use, not do we approve of, any watered-down translations of the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, whilst leaving out the very important ones that might not be pretty or popular. We know that our expects us to study and teach ALL of the as we hold high the -stained banner of His Righteous Redemption and Salvation.
II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".
Perhaps you would care to re-supply us with the correct reference to your favorite Scripture verse. I'm sure our many followers will be delighted to learn of this.
Thanking you in advance, I remain,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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