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Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 02:42 AM
Friends, an anonymous correspondent sent me the following video link, and I honestly don't know what to say about it.
As you'll see, it appears to depict our dear Pastor, Ezekiel Flint, involved in some kind of "suggestive" dance video, along with his lovely girlfriend, Daisy Mae, as well as Brother Bathfire, Sister Talitha, and even Mr. Cornelius Oldman!
I'm hoping this video was faked, and these trusted church members had absolutely nothing to do with it. I know you can pretty much fake anything with computers these days.
As for why it was created, and why it's being sent to other church members, I'm smelling a setup. If I receive a request for money, then we'll know this is all about blackmail.
To the blackmailer, I have this to say? Hah! My going public with your tawdry revelation has just deprived you of the ability to extort money from anybody who might have been hoping to keep this thing a secret.
See how that works, you filthy terrorist?
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:20 AM
I would like to deny all knowledge of said video. A True Christian™ Pastor should not be seen in such filth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Truest Christian™
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:26 AM
Pastor Ezekiel is free of sin. Criticizing him is tantamount to criticizing Me.
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:30 AM
I see no reason to criticize. In my home country which is Jamaica everyone is always singing and dancing. We are Negros after all and that is what we do.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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True Christian™
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 06:56 AM
This video was obviously created by some atheist who's trying to make Christians look bad. Have they no shame?
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 09:10 AM
It's clear to me, a lowly woman, that no Christian would ever involve in such lewd acts. Satan is simply getting desperate. Come, Lord Jesus, come!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 09:13 AM
EMERGENCY! The blackmailer has sent additional videos, and they are completely degrading.
WHERE IS THE DEPARTMENT OF FAITH, and why haven't they already back-traced the owner of this YouTube account?
This is utterly horrifying! First we have Pastor Zeke "rapping." I can't understand one word that comes out of his mouth, but I assume this is all ghetto street slang for sexual misbehavior, drug abuse, and criminal activity:
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 09:16 AM
And then it only gets worse, with Zeke and our dear brethren and sistren doing lewd things with the lower parts of their bodies.
Please do NOT play either of these videos if there are children present!
My heart hurts right now.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 03:44 PM
Why, I never...........
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:11 PM
Unable to counter any arguments in the Bible, atheist, catholics and homers resort to personal and religious persecution.
However, Landover is stronger than these servants of the Anti-Christ who compare us to reindeers that are cloven-hoofed as is Satan - thus showing the origin of the abominable cartoon.
We again rely upon the inerrant word of the Bible:
2Co:12:10: Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong.
Bring it on! We can take more than you can give, for God never gives us more than we can bear!
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BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:17 PM
Where did you find this obviously photoshopped filth? Without even watching the videos I can see that someone photoshopped Pastor Ezekiel, and Daisy Mae, and Cranky Old Man's faces onto those vile images in the videos. It's disgusting that someone would try to slander such Godly people.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:18 PM
Can't wait until Trump closes the internet for atheists.
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 04:49 PM
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Can't wait until Trump closes the internet for atheists.
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Hear! Hear! Brother Titus.
I'm going stop in at the Freehold PD and see if they could start an investigation of these scandalous videos.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 06:15 PM
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Hear! Hear! Brother Titus.
I'm going stop in at the Freehold PD and see if they could start an investigation of these scandalous videos.
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We can just admire your work ethics, Brother Hold!
Trump and Brother Hold= Winners
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-26-2015, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesus
Pastor Ezekiel is free of sin. Criticizing him is tantamount to criticizing Me.
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Jesus Christ! I thought I missed you! Oh how I can't wait to be dead and to held in your muscular embrace.
Why am I still alive? I hate the right people, vote against my own best interest and hold my desires in check.
I've lost count how many roads I've crossed, poor people I've shook hands with and construction cranes carrying heavy loads I've walked under:
Do you hate me?
I love you so much.
I hate this world.
Jesus?
Jesus?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-27-2015, 07:13 AM
The blackmailer has struck again, and this is the worst one I've seen so far.
I wrote back and told them I would kill them if they don't leave poor Russell alone.
They replied saying this will continue unless the church gives them money. They apparently want to use me as a middle man.
I DEMAND the Department of Faith find these people and put them out of business!
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-27-2015, 02:53 PM
Ah, wait a minute Mrs. Faith Machine, howcome is always you who are post these videos?
And now you say ransom has to be paid, but can only be paid through you?
This sound like more and more fishy the more I think about it.
And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Isaiah 1:15
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-28-2015, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Muqtada Al-Amriki
Ah, wait a minute Mrs. Faith Machine, howcome is always you who are post these videos?
And now you say ransom has to be paid, but can only be paid through you?
This sound like more and more fishy the more I think about it.
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Sweetie, Brother Faith Machine is a True Christian Man, protected by Jesus from all sin.
(Well, aside from that escapade with Mistress Cookie, and we still aren't sure what did he do with her - did he murder her? sell her? or does he keep her in a basement somewhere? But that's a whole different issue that doesn't have anything to do with this situation).
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Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
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Location: worshiping Allan, piss be upon him
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-28-2015, 01:35 AM
Now I get another private message an another infarction from a Landover women, this time from Basilissila! Tell me please, how I can write back to you? There is no reply button?
And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Isaiah 1:15
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Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
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Posts: 46
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Location: worshiping Allan, piss be upon him
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Re: Pastor Zeke and other church members in HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE Christmas video! -
12-28-2015, 01:50 AM
Now you send me another message but claim you don't want to message with me? Why you give me mixed signal, Bassilissila? I think you play hard-to-get! But I have not even see your picture. Maybe you don't show me your picture because you are not pretty like Felicity? Never mind, I have no interest in you!
And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Isaiah 1:15
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