[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by basedxhungxarian

what up Elmer,

love your article, "all hungarians are homosexuals"!

do you reckon ballsbridge is indeed a hotbed of sodomy? sounds like taintsville to me!

pls respond asap! n00dz are at stake!

Dear Uralic Sinner,

Aren't you cute?! I think that in your case you need not worry too much about Ballsbridge and, instead, do something about the Pornóapáti town and its apparent favorite pasttime.

On a more serious note, you are obviously lucky to reside in one of the remaining decent right-wing dictatorships in the world. Even our beloved president Trump envies how well you've silenced the "free press", the enemies of the people in favor of alternative news! However, please be aware that Mr. Orbán, your supreme leader, is a Calvinist and his family catholic and Pentecostal, so your country is ruled by the iron fist of the Pope. No matter how Biblical the despotic policies of Mr. Orbán seem to the uneducated eye, the false Christian heritage means that all his actions will ultimately lead to Doom.

Luke 23:2
And they began to accuse him, saying, We found this fellow perverting the nation, and forbidding to give tribute to Caesar, saying that he himself is Christ a King.

Jesus had the Divine right to do what the verse above depicts, Mr. Orbán, as a puppet of the Pope, does not. Please integrate even more fully with Godly Mr. Putin and your nation might still find a way away from its obsession with sodomistic intercourse. I'll be praying for you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer