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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Brother Lukes: Our group will definitely need rooms in Podunk in a week or so. We'll need to same level of service that the Ex-Gay group received. Deposit will be sent shortly. It will come from Tank McGraw, our ex-lezbean treasurer/truck driver.
PRAISE GOD!
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Say no more. Brother Larry, I've done an extensive amount of research on lesbian activity over the Internet for the past few years. The ways in which they use their mouths and fingers, all in direct violation of Romans 1:26, of course, are truly horrifying.
The Blood of Christ Motel is at their service. Ex-lipstick lesbians only, please; the diesel dykes may be too far gone spiritually. And before anyone asks, the eye-sized holes in the showers are for ventilation.
Also, if they regress into their vile sapphic ways, please ask them to refrain from coming on to my beaner maids. They REALLY don't like to be spanked, or groped, or forcibly kissed.