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Exclamation Re: I think God gave me a baby. - 07-01-2012, 09:29 PM
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Hi Brother Portway,

I'm just checking in to see if the little Mrs. is showing yet?

I guess she must be... but I couldn't tell in the pillow case with the neck and arm cut outs she was wearing to Church today....?

Blessings!

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Is that what 'that smell' was? I thought maybe a nigra had hidden up in the balcony in back again.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I think God gave me a baby. - 07-01-2012, 10:02 PM
I wish I could find a husband so I could have a baby. But Brooklyn is full of Crackheads like my Dad. Thank God he was thrown in jail before he got me pregnant. I forgot to mention that my father used to rape me all the time.
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Default Re: I think God gave me a baby. - 07-01-2012, 10:13 PM
Hi everybody. Aaron said I should post here so that everybody would stop bugging him about me. Im still sick most of the time, so Aaron says I shouldnt wear nice clothes since I just throw up all over them. He also says just because im having a baby it doesn't mean I get to eat like a pig and balloon up like some sort of hideous cow.

Im trying to not make him hate me for being such a gross loser, but it's really hard. I just seem to make mistakes all the time and then he has to yell at me and discipline me. And I still keep falling down the stairs and hurting myself other ways too.

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"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

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Default Re: I think God gave me a baby. - 07-01-2012, 11:10 PM
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I wish I could find a husband so I could have a baby. But Brooklyn is full of Crackheads like my Dad. Thank God he was thrown in jail before he got me pregnant. I forgot to mention that my father used to rape me all the time.
You poor girl! I am certain Jesus is on your side to make sure you will get the husband you deserve! Your evil father will burn in Hell for sure.

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Default Re: I think God gave me a baby. - 07-21-2012, 05:17 PM
Hi. Aaron asked me today if I had posted in this tread lately and I told him I hadn't. Then I accidentally fell down the back steps. So anyway, I'm less sick now, but I'm tired alot, especially after feeding the hogs, mucking their pens, and weeding the corn.

But Aaron says if it doesn't kill me, it's making me stronger. And I think he's right because some days when I wake up, I'm hardly sore at all and my foot is almost all healed and I almost don't limp at all, which is good, since Aaron said I was just doing it for sympathy and if I didn't knock it off he'd really give me a reason to shuffle around like a cripple.



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Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

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Default Re: I think God gave me a baby. - 07-21-2012, 05:53 PM
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Hi. Aaron asked me today if I had posted in this tread lately and I told him I hadn't. Then I accidentally fell down the back steps. So anyway, I'm less sick now, but I'm tired alot, especially after feeding the hogs, mucking their pens, and weeding the corn.

But Aaron says if it doesn't kill me, it's making me stronger. And I think he's right because some days when I wake up, I'm hardly sore at all and my foot is almost all healed and I almost don't limp at all, which is good, since Aaron said I was just doing it for sympathy and if I didn't knock it off he'd really give me a reason to shuffle around like a cripple.



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Good for you, dear.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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