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New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-10-2015, 05:12 PM
Hi everyone, I've just made a forum account here and have been browsing some of the content. I even posted somewhere before posting this because wow, I agree with literally EVERYTHING I've seen! I can't wait to meet some of y'all.
I almost forgot to introduce myself. My real name is Micah, and I live in Georgia, not far from the South Carolina border. However, I always try to avoid those liberal blacks in Atlanta as much as I can! But that's a bit about me, tell me something about y'all!
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-10-2015, 05:22 PM
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But that's a bit about me, tell me something about y'all!
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No, lets see if you can properly introduce yourself first. Did you miss this reasonable request?
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Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-10-2015, 05:28 PM
Wow I did miss that, my apologies. I go to First Baptist Church in Commerce, Georgia and my favorite Bible verse is Jeremiah 29:11, it reminds me that no matter what happens in the world that God is always in control and has a plan for me.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-10-2015, 05:33 PM
And how I came to find Jesus, I was raised by great God fearing people in southern Georgia and they brought me up to believe the truth about God. I accepted Jesus into my heart when I was 11 years old and I make it a point to review my faith every year to make sure I've been living right and confessing my sins.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-11-2015, 03:19 AM
So then you haven't heard all those rumors about Pastor Allen?
And may I ask what "on4air31" is supposed to mean? Why didn't you register under your real name?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-11-2015, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
So then you haven't heard all those rumors about Pastor Allen?
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Oh, mercy me! I heard about all the filthy perversions that went on during their generously named 'mission to Bulgaria', but from all the rumors I've heard, Pastor Allen wasn't there.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-11-2015, 05:48 AM
I didn't know it was required of me to register under my name, my apologies. And thanks for the warm welcome.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-11-2015, 05:55 AM
"on4air31" is a nickname that I use on multiple website accounts, but you can call me Micah if you want.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-11-2015, 06:08 AM
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I didn't know it was required of me to register under my name, my apologies. And thanks for the warm welcome.
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Why so glum, scum? Won't you let Jesus brighten your day?
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-11-2015, 06:26 AM
Far be it from me to gaugeify your assumptivations about all African Americans, son, but as them youngin's might say: "HELLO, IT'S 2015!!"
This is a time of progressivity, when Great Americans like Ben Carson, Thomas Sowell, Herman Cain and Clarence Thomas espousiate real conservative ideas and have stood up loud and clear and said: "Mr. Obama, our votes cannot be bought for free cell phones!" They ain't even smart phones neither, those Obama phones.
So please, I implore you and appeal to your sense of morals, please ceasify such ugly racism and hatred. Join the big tent of the Republicans and fight against true evil like them gays, Muslims and that liberal bitch Megyn Kelly.
Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-12-2015, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by on4air31
"on4air31" is a nickname that I use on multiple website accounts, but you can call me Micah if you want.
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The DOF says otherwise. Which "website accounts" are we talking about?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-12-2015, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The DOF says otherwise. Which "website accounts" are we talking about?
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What is the DOF? And "on4air31" is a nickname I use for forums like this one but instead of churches, they're for games I play and interests that I share like one specific one, a parenting board.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-12-2015, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by on4air31
What is the DOF? And "on4air31" is a nickname I use for forums like this one but instead of churches, they're for games I play and interests that I share like one specific one, a parenting board.
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I suppose these 'so called' 'games' is code for homersexual eroticism? You people make me sick: you come here to our humble, friendly, God fearing forums and ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs.
Why can't you stop persecuting us? Do you hate Jesus so much? I hate your kind, you are the lowest of the low, like vipers in the den, wolves in the fold, and it makes me sick.
Hell awaits you, young lady: that's all you and your rotten mind are good for.
All the best.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-13-2015, 01:34 AM
The definition of a game is "a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck", so no, it's not code for anything. And one other thing, you do realize that "homersexual" is not a word right? You seem to be confused, the correct spelling is "homosexual".
God bless you.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-13-2015, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by on4air31
The definition of a game is "a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck", so no, it's not code for anything. And one other thing, you do realize that "homersexual" is not a word right? You seem to be confused, the correct spelling is "homosexual".
God bless you.
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game
/ɡām/
noun
noun: game; plural noun: games
1. a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck.
" The Fanny Bandit tricked little Timmy into playing a game of Hide the Sausage"
2. a type of activity or business, especially when regarded as a game.
" This was a game of convert all straight men at which the Butt Burglar was quite adept"
3. wild mammals or birds hunted for sport or food.
" The Fudge Packer stalked his game on the playground."
verb
1. play games of chance for money.
" they were huffing the weed and gaming little boys rectums all night"
2. manipulate (a situation), typically in a way that is unfair or unscrupulous.
" it was very easy for the gay agenda to game the system"
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: New Here, Think I'll Fit In! -
08-17-2015, 08:31 PM
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"on4air31" is a nickname that I use on multiple website accounts, but you can call me Micah if you want.
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Nicknames are the Devil's own work. If your father gave you Micah then use it. As I recall, Micah was a Democrat wannabe and I suggest you drop that name, else folk will think you're whining for social justice, or defending the poor. The poor are poor cos they spend their social security on meth and cigarettes. Spend more time in prayer and use less effort inventing ridiculous nicknames.
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