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Thumbs down gaaaaaaaa - 08-19-2015, 11:55 PM
Hello you colourful and honourable children of god
I hope your day is full of colour and jesus armours you from the hate of Satan.
stand by your neighbours and fight against such a horrible person as Satan.
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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 12:15 AM
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but why does it say 'gaaaaaaaa' with a red thumbs down?
I did write this!

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 12:40 AM
Hmm... I dunno. Maybe the devil did it. Did you heed your OWN advice to get armor from the Lord to protect you from Satan? I also notice you're likely a Canuckistani, as you do not speak American. (IE: color vs colour)

Do you come here to spy upon our Christian liberty and to try to bring us into the bondage of the Devil? (Gal 2:4)

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 12:43 AM
I'm sorry
I am actually from a small country near Austria called New Zealand
I don't know what a Canuckistani is either.
I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 12:44 AM
Welcome Mr.Cake.
You seem to be a special sort. Perhaps you'd find more of your own kind at DownerRetards.com

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 12:49 AM
I do not know what I have done wrong!
Can Jesus save me from my sins or is it too late?!

May you please excuse me for a while as I must tend to my sheep!

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 12:54 AM
Not meaning to be rude lovely people, but can you please help satan?
It is making me look silly!

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 01:01 AM
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Can Jesus save me

It is never too late to seek salvation, friend. Even a foreigner like yourself, from godless New Zealand and a sheep man, may be forgiven his sins and abide with Jesus. It is up to you.

You do seem a little irrational in your manner. Is everyone in your country like that? We know that New Zealand is part of Australia, which is near to China. Australians are said to take strong drink. Have you been consuming alcohol, Mr. Cake?

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 01:09 AM
Why is it that we never get anyone from Old Zealand?

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 01:24 AM
I need your help immediately!
As I was tending to my sheep when satan came down from the sky and devoured half of my sheep!
Now I only have 500 000 sheep left!
Help please!

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Have you been consuming alcohol, Mr. Cake?
Sorry for not replying earlier I was upset about my sheep.
I have not touched alcohol in over 30 years!

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 01:50 AM
My deepest apologies as in my haste to introduce myself I missed the proper way to say hello.
I first found jesus when I was tending to my sheep, and I saw a golden light which guided them home.
I attend church daily in my lovely town, Christchurch.
Currently they only do services on Sundays but I am constantly trying to convince them to make it daily!
Once again, greatest apologies for the havoc and chaos I have caused.
I hope you can forgive me!

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 03:16 AM
What Church do you attend? How many sheep are you married to? How many abos do you own? Does your wife make grub pies?

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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What Church do you attend? How many sheep are you married to? How many abos do you own? Does your wife make grub pies?
I attend the Westcity Bible baptist church.
I was married to 3 sheep but they were all devoured by satan.
By abos I presume you mean aboriginals. I do not own any.
My wife did not make me grub pies and can not as she was eaten by satan.
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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 09:49 AM
Sorry friend, but I can't make heads or tails out of anything you're saying.

Are you interested in the Bible?

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Default Re: gaaaaaaaa - 08-20-2015, 11:19 AM
It's no secret that sometimes I can be gullible and naïve. But your situation is abundantlyful clear: you are on satan's list of favorite foods and for some reason so are the things around you. The only thing to protect you and yours from his appetite is to make yourself distasteful to him. How?

You need to cry out to Jesus, friend. Ask Him to enter you and fill you with His sweet savor. Call out for Him to always cover you with His shed blood, the blood from Calvary's cross that washes white as snow.

Since you are apparently a shepherd, you are among a select group of people to whom angels have spoken (remember Christmas Day, the angel of the Lord came upon a shepherd to tell the world of our sweet baby Jesus). Thus and therefore, Jesus will protect folks like you - even if you are from an ungodly place (have you considered moving away?).

I will be praying that our God will be your rock and your fortress. But please know if you're here to mock us or if you've made up all those stories about satan eating half of your world, the fires of hell are made for liars.

COME LORD JESUS!
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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