Movie Review: "Dolphin Tale" - Luring Our Young into Bestiality

Pastor Ed Lowman

I was just sent a copy of the 2011 movie now in theaters, Dolphin Tale. It's about a boy who rescues a dolphin whose tail was caught and injured in a crab trap.

After the dolphin is helped, its tail is removed due to injury and everyone in the movie spends their precious time - time that they could have been used to serve Jesus and read the Bible - to build a prosthetic tale. Have you ever heard of such a thing in all your life?

But of course, that's not all. The film's hero is a young boy who develops a fetish for this dolphin and begins swimming with it, groping it, having intercourse with it, and by implication, going down on it and performing unspeakable acts on it (stomach-turning pics below).

The star boy in this film (Nathan Gamble) is anti-social and shows no interest in the girl co-star (Cozi Zuehlsdorff) he meets whose dad (Harry Connick Jr.) runs the animal hospital where this dolphin is kept. This is yet another indication that the boy's uncomely lust for this sea beast was where he was getting his "action" all along.

It may be rated PG, but this is boy-on-dolphin hard-core porn, plain and simple! True Christians™ know better. We can read between the lines. The devil doesn't have us blindsided.

This truly sickening piece of unholy, deviant trash is just one example of what HELLYWOOD wants to do to our kids! How many young people have been - and will be - led into debauchery by this filth and sickness? It's amazing the Lord hasn't come back in judgment already.

I have already written my congressman on this matter. I suggest you do the same.

Pastor Ed

Bobby-Joe

Now that Hellwood got its desire; gay marriage, they can't show their real desire, dolphin sex! Hollwood is going to force us all to become furries running around in cartoon animal costumes all day and being violated by every dog that comes by.

Well I for one refuse to wear some RIDICULOUS concealing costume to my job. There is NO reason to wear a mask unless you want to do something embarrassing or illegal.

Pastor Ed Lowman

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Now that Hellwood got its desire; gay marriage, they can't show their real desire, dolphin sex!

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Billy Bob Jenkins

Dolphin sex is the next stage in the natural progression of the homosexualization of society. I mean, think about it, that is the logical thing to do once you have had sex with a man. Women have been thrown out the window, so you might as well have sex with dolphins, and squids, and long slender eels with a long fin that runs down their spine. The creatures of the sea are as eligible as dogs, cats, and wildabeests. They make up for their lack of fur with a slimy texture, or so I've heard.

Pastor Ezekiel

Dolphin is delicious.

Proud Faroese

The dolphin on those two pictures looks really tasty, in a non-sexual way of course, where does this dolphin live? If the japs havent taken it already i would like to know where it lives so i can eat it for my Christmas barbecue!

Praisejesu-s

Why don't you go attack some other movie? This movie has NO beastiality AT ALL. Those are just pictures of Nathan Gamble with the REAL dolphin, Winter, whose tail actually was lost and a prosthetic was made. In your "Intercourse" pictures, those were scenes where Nathan was playing with Winter. Next time, watch the movie a few times and get your facts straight.

-The unresearched post killer

Praisejesu-s

Also, before you say that I am spewing lies from Satan, Google "Winter the dolphin Clearwater Marine Aquarium" and see that I am not lying.Checkmate.

Dana723

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Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s

Why don't you go attack some other movie? This movie has NO beastiality AT ALL. Those are just pictures of Nathan Gamble with the REAL dolphin, Winter, whose tail actually was lost and a prosthetic was made. In your "Intercourse" pictures, those were scenes where Nathan was playing with Winter. Next time, watch the movie a few times and get your facts straight.

-The unresearched post killer

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Originally Posted by Praisejesu-s

Also, before you say that I am spewing lies from Satan, Google "Winter the dolphin Clearwater Marine Aquarium" and see that I am not lying.Checkmate.

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