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Default My Philosophy - 09-27-2008, 11:36 PM
Screw the Bible, I've got money!
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Default Re: My Philosophy - 09-27-2008, 11:52 PM
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Screw the Bible, I've got money!
Your blasphemous smartmouth and the allowance your mommy gives you for cleaning the cat's litter box will not quench the eternal fires of hell little girl.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Philosophy - 09-28-2008, 12:22 AM
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Kaiba,I wouldn't advise staying here for too long with that behavior.These people will pounce on you like a homosexual locked in a room with Brad Pitt. It's not worth it.
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Kaiba,I wouldn't advise staying here for too long with that behavior.These people will pounce on you like a homosexual locked in a room with Brad Pitt. It's not worth it.
Hey, Osambo's back! How's our favorite Damned for all eternity, pantycostal, nigra punching bag! Here to tell us more about how much more you know than we do boy?

I'm all ears little one. Tell me a good story this time!



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You, sir or ma'am, are an idiot. Enjoy the eternal fires of hell.



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Default Re: My Philosophy - 09-28-2008, 03:46 AM
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Hey, Osambo's back! How's our favorite Damned for all eternity, pantycostal, nigra punching bag! Here to tell us more about how much more you know than we do boy?

I'm all ears little one. Tell me a good story this time!
A good story..hmm.Let me ponder .Well,I woke up last night and realized I was Black. so I fervidly prayed and then I became White like Jesus again

Praise the Lord!



Oh yea,in my dream,I was trying to slay the Devil by using powers given by the Lord.

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Can't recall if I won ,though.
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A good story..hmm.Let me ponder .Well,I woke up last night and realized I was Black. so I fervidly prayed and then I became White like Jesus again

Praise the Lord!



Oh yea,in my dream,I was trying to slay the Devil by using powers given by the Lord.

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Can't recall if I won ,though.
you're a fag aren't you? you know an awful lot about what homos do when locked in a locker room. I certainly didn't know homos like Brad Pitt, and I venture to say most decent heterosexual people don't know that either. I think you are a bitter faggot.

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Kaiba,I wouldn't advise staying here for too long with that behavior.These people will pounce on you like a homosexual locked in a room with Brad Pitt. It's not worth it.
Dearest unsaved colored Brother,

I find it interesting that you make homosexual rape jokes in this Christian forum. As we all know, 1/4 of all adult negro males in the U.S. are in prison.

That means that for 1/4 of your adult life, you have engaged in the very activities that you choose to mock with your post.

It's called projection, "brotha".

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Default Re: My Philosophy - 10-25-2008, 07:35 AM
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Screw the Bible, I've got monkey!
Well, Kabob, you might think yourself safer screwing the Bible than a Monkey, since Monkeys will give you the AIDS (just like queers will). However, the Bible will first give you paper cuts, and then an eternity in Hell.

Really, now. Wouldn't it be better to give up all this misdirected fornication, and get right with Jesus?

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