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JUDGMENT OF GOD -
04-30-2019, 02:32 PM
SPIRIT REPORTS
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
ROBERT ATSUSHI
[CRAZED RAMBLINGS OF A VOODOO/CATHOLIC PRIEST REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
04-30-2019, 03:04 PM
Are you preaching to us?
Are you claiming we are not Christians?
Are you trying to bore us to death?
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
04-30-2019, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Are you preaching to us?
Are you claiming we are not Christians?
Are you trying to bore us to death?
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No sir! I just cited what a Christian man talked about in his personal relationship with God
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
04-30-2019, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Collinslaw
No sir! I just cited what a Christian man talked about in his personal relationship with God
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OK, thank you for providing a short summary of that wall of text! I'm glad I don't have to read it now. I quickly glanced over it and noted there was not a single Biblical reference, so I know it's nothing important.
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
OK, thank you for providing a short summary of that wall of text! I'm glad I don't have to read it now. I quickly glanced over it and noted there was not a single Biblical reference, so I know it's nothing important.
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I didn't read it either, dear Sister Basilissa. For one thing, I knew it would make me drowsy, and that would interfere with my rest later on. And now, I see that whatever it was Mr. Collinslaw had posted, is gone. Vanished into thin air -- thanks to our Godly moderators! A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 04:54 PM
Hi Granny Isabella!
Just thought I'd hijack this thread to let you know I'm being a good boy. I hope you saw my new song about Netanyahu. I also hope you've had a chance to talk to the attorneys about the MONETARY portion of your will - not just the damn settee.
Well, have a super sparkly day Granny! Love you!!
BrotherLarrykins
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Hi Granny Isabella!
Just thought I'd hijack this thread to let you know I'm being a good boy. I hope you saw my new song about Netanyahu. I also hope you've had a chance to talk to the attorneys about the MONETARY portion of your will - not just the damn settee.
Well, have a super sparkly day Granny! Love you!!
BrotherLarrykins
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Oh, there you are, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! I was wondering earlier about you, hoping that you had finally recovered from your hectic weekend of witnessing down on Gay Street in your Village. Goodness me, I had to look up that street on that Maps thingy on the internet, and I can see that it is a dark, dreary street with garbage strewn all over the place:
https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Gay...!4d-74.0003888
Please, do be careful when you're on your knees in prayer there, dear Larry. You might like to consider a pair of knee pads, too. And a change of clothing might not go amiss.
Yes, I have seen your brilliant song about Prime Minister Netanyahu, and may I say how it pleased me (and many others) so. Your talent is, obviously, not limited to leading young men to the heavenly pleasures of salvation.
Now, as far as the will is concerned, have no fear. Things are nicely settled as far as my lawyer and I are concerned. But I must mention that my doctor has assured me that my old ticker is beating as it should, and he sees no immediate danger for my health. That being said, it is expected that I will be around for quite some time yet, so I'm hoping you will not mind being patient for your inheritance. And when the time does come, I do hope that you will consider putting some of your inheritance toward building your own drop-in centre, somewhere in your Village. I'm sure you will find a building site that is adequate. Isn't there an old mineshaft down there was closed a few years ago? It might be much nicer being indoors for your witnessing, and your knees won't get quite as messy. A blessed day to you, dear Brother Larry. Lovingly yours, Granny Isabella.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Collinslaw
No sir! I just cited what a Christian man talked about in his personal relationship with God
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Where was the Bible(KJV1611) in all of this?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 05:30 PM
Purely out of concern for you, I would love for you to meet a doctor friend of mine near Niagara Falls for a consultation - just to be 100 percent sure you are the picture of health. Don't you worry about paying for it, either - I've arranged for him to perform services with all costs being billed to me.
Here's a treat! He would like to meet you near the edge of the falls - such a beautiful spot - and I've arranged for a limo (well, actually an Uber driver with a 1986 Tercel) to get you there! All you have to do is name the date and I will set up the rest.
So all is signed and ready to go, right? I mean, there are no loose ends legally? I don't want to have to worry about something messing up. I mean, sometime far in the future, of course.
Love you Granny Isabella! May angels hover near.
Your loving "grandbaby" in Christ,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Where was the Bible(KJV1611) in all of this?
YIC
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Thanks to God we have a sheriff in this town that dumps posts without Bible references. There are posters who seem untrainable.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Purely out of concern for you, I would love for you to meet a doctor friend of mine near Niagara Falls for a consultation - just to be 100 percent sure you are the picture of health. Don't you worry about paying for it, either - I've arranged for him to perform services with all costs being billed to me.
Here's a treat! He would like to meet you near the edge of the falls - such a beautiful spot - and I've arranged for a limo (well, actually an Uber driver with a 1986 Tercel) to get you there! All you have to do is name the date and I will set up the rest.
So all is signed and ready to go, right? I mean, there are no loose ends legally? I don't want to have to worry about something messing up. I mean, sometime far in the future, of course.
Love you Granny Isabella! May angels hover near.
Your loving "grandbaby" in Christ,
BrotherLarry
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Oh, Dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry: I’m just back from the Wednesday Afternoon Ladies’ Prayer Meeting & Tea Social, which is held every other week. This time, we had the pleasure of congregating in Sister Lulabelle’s lovely parlour. We shared our prayer requests and studied the , and we know that will be faithful to us as He answers our prayers. Mark 11:24 “ Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.” Afterward, we enjoyed a few lovely, little tea cakes and delicacies, accompanied by pots of refreshing Darjeeling, served in Sister Lulabelle's best china.
Anyway, when I got back, I noticed your lovely message waiting in my Inbox, for which I thank you. That’s very kind and good of you to offer to treat me to a special examination by your doctor, near Niagara Falls! What a lovely, sweet sentiment, and I do appreciate it (and you) so. My, what could be better than to be chauffeured around the Falls in a lovely Tercel. Mind you, I must say that I was rather used to driving my dear Daddy’s Rolls Royce (which he stubbornly held onto for seven years, until I finally convinced him that he should be driving an American automobile.) After that, we had the pleasure of the new 1961 Imperial, and attached is a photo of a younger Isabella in the back seat of this car, at the local automobile show. Now, then, where was I?
Oh, yes. Niagara Falls … it would not work out for me to be there, sad to say. You see, since I’ve started using a cane, I would find the slick surfaces from the mist of the falls to be a wee bit treacherous for me. The last thing I want (or need) is a broken hip. Now, I’ll admit that it would be nice to be at the edge of the falls, to admire the great Majesty of God’s creation, but I don’t think this is the time for old Isabella to visit there, regrettably. Oh, that reminds me! One time when I was there, around 1957 or so, I was admiring the view from the brink of the falls, just where the water goes cascading and thundering down the cliff when, suddenly, a gentleman approached me and said, “Pardon me, Ma’am, are you Marilyn Monroe’s grandmother?” I was flattered that he could see our resemblance, but I assured him that this lady is of no relation to any ywood starlet.
Now, then, as for meeting with your doctor, that is not necessary either, as much as I appreciate your very kind gesture. You see, my doctor (Dr. Josef Kleinsbockner) is one of the very finest practitioners and specialists in all of New York State, if not in all of the . He is European-schooled, taught in Austria at the Mengele Faculty of Medicine & Mortuary Sciences, and I have only the highest faith in his abilities and assessments. But, I do thank you, very kindly, for your lovely, kind suggestions. And may I wish you a blessed afternoon in the Lord, dear Brother Larry. Lovingly, Granny Isabella
P.S. Here's that photo from 1961 that I promised to you, Dear.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Well, have a super sparkly day Granny! Love you!!
BrotherLarrykins
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Oh, there you are, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry!
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The love between you two is so evident, it leaps off the screen of my computer and into my heart.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: JUDGMENT OF GOD -
05-01-2019, 11:42 PM
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The love between you two is so evident, it leaps off the screen of my computer and into my heart.
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Oh, thank you kindly, dear Sister Dana. Yes, Brother Larry is so special -- and such an active evangelist! My goodness, who else do we know who spends his weekend evenings, selflessly on his knees ministering to so many homersexualistic men in sinful New York City? Really. I mean, who else DO we know? Let's see, maybe Brother ___________ and Pastor __________, and then there's Dr. ___________, and ....
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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