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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 01:53 AM
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Listen, pervert; We don't eat foreign food. It hottens up the blood.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Listen, pervert; We don't eat foreign food. It hottens up the blood.
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Ok if you are happy to eat inferior Rhubarb so be it, just you are never going to have the BEST with that attitude.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 05:26 AM
Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.
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What a relief! I was about to go to my wife and confront her about something that is not true. Thank JESUS that I looked at this forum before I did.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs.
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Brother, did you make sure -- absolutely sure -- that those were baby PIG ribs?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.
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Boy is Cindy Lou ever going to be glad. I've had her tied up by one thumb, with one foot on a spike, but I'm going to let her down now. This is such a relief, as there is much work that needs to be done around the house. Jimmy John (my middle child whose bloodline I enslaved for his crime of seeing me naked and drunk) can't do all the housework himself, as he is only seven years old.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Brother, did you make sure -- absolutely sure -- that those were baby PIG ribs?
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I am almost positive, not 100%. I did not get to taste one.
I will check with my nigra Lamar, when we have BBQ Lamar does the cooking, them nigras do know who to smoke some ribs.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I am almost positive, not 100%. I did not get to taste one.
I will check with my nigra Lamar, when we have BBQ Lamar does the cooking, them nigras do know who to smoke some ribs.
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Good idea. As you know, baby pig ribs look remarkably like . . . well . . . human toddler ribs!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-06-2010, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Ok if you are happy to eat inferior Rhubarb so be it, just you are never going to have the BEST with that attitude.
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Probably tastes like other English gourmet treats (cough) like Blood Pudding.
Nahum 1:2
God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-07-2010, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Barnabus
Probably tastes like other English gourmet treats (cough) like Blood Pudding.
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The eat something called spotted dick in England. I am sorry but I will not eat anything from that country, I bet you can catch the Gay if you do.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-07-2010, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
The eat something called spotted dick in England. I am sorry but I will not eat anything from that country, I bet you can catch the Gay if you do.
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That's why no True Christian eats anything from Europe, you might become gay and fall from the Lord's path into hell.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-08-2010, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by David Micheal
That's why no True Christian eats anything from Europe, you might become gay and fall from the Lord's path into hell.
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Yes that is true but how many people have been tempted by a very homerish pastry ''The Sticky Bun'' on this side of the Atlantic?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
10-08-2010, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
Yes that is true but how many people have been tempted by a very homerish pastry ''The Sticky Bun'' on this side of the Atlantic?
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-03-2011, 05:47 PM
I prefer a pasty myself, not a big fan of pies, especially those frozen ones.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-03-2011, 05:57 PM
I have made many creampies in the past and my wife seems to enjoy it when I do also.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-03-2011, 06:21 PM
creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them, its fun if you can do somthing together, like i remember when i was little and my dad used to barbeq out on teh grill and we teamed up and when it was ready he would jus yell hey midge my meats almost ready can you toss everbodys salad? and of course i would toss his salad, then my mom would go hurry up and come midge and me are already going to town in here and my dad would come in holding his sausage and then me and my mom would get our buns out and then we had a real good time, that was a long time ago, good times ha ha, one day i wanna have a boyfirend too and cook for him and maybe cook together but thats a little hard when your little and all the littlepeople men are usually older or not very good looking.
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-03-2011, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by gary_lineker_84-85
I have made many creampies in the past and my wife seems to enjoy it when I do also.
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Why would you be cooking? Isn't that one of the reasons you have a wife?
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Originally Posted by Midge Murphy
creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them,
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Midge, I realize you're not very bright, but this is the MEN ONLY section.
You can tell by looking at the top of the page, where it says, "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-03-2011, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Why would you be cooking? Isn't that one of the reasons you have a wife?
Midge, I realize you're not very bright, but this is the MEN ONLY section.
You can tell by looking at the top of the page, where it says, "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"
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I was waiting for someone of higher standing to put Midge in her place.. Not a fan of disobedience.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-03-2011, 07:31 PM
You are right of course. I allow her to taste the fruits of my labour once a year on her birthday, only to ensure she maintains a high standard of cuisine throughout the year. I find it slightly less energy consuming than the alternative back hander once a week.
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Re: Pie conspiracy -
05-04-2011, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by gary_lineker_84-85
You are right of course. I allow her to taste the fruits of my labour once a year on her birthday, only to ensure she maintains a high standard of cuisine throughout the year. I find it slightly less energy consuming than the alternative back hander once a week.
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What scripture do you feel gives credence to this?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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