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Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 02:38 AM
Brothers and Sisters, imagine my horror when a member of my congregation told me Jon Stewart is hosting a rally in DC on October 30!
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"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Who among us has not wanted to open their window and shout that at the top of their lungs?
Seriously, who?
Because we're looking for those people. We're looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn't be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it's appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles.
Are you one of those people? Excellent. Then we'd like you to join us in Washington, DC on October 30 -- a date of no significance whatsoever -- at the Daily Show's "Rally to Restore Sanity." Ours is a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) -- not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority. If we had to sum up the political view of our participants in a single sentence... we couldn't. That's sort of the point.
Think of our event as Woodstock, but with the nudity and drugs replaced by respectful disagreement; the Million Man March, only a lot smaller, and a bit less of a sausage fest; or the Gathering of the Juggalos, but instead of throwing our feces at Tila Tequila, we'll be actively *not* throwing our feces at Tila Tequila. Join us in the shadow of the Washington Monument. And bring your indoor voice. Or don't. If you'd rather stay home, go to work, or drive your kids to soccer practice... Actually, please come anyway. Ask the sitter if she can stay a few extra hours, just this once. We'll make it worth your while.
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Now, I could see how liberals might find this entertaining. After all, they are all "busy" . . . fornicating, doing drugs, parenting bastard children and collecting welfare. So, relaxing on the Mall might be fun. But then I see that there will be no nudity or drugs; no roving gangs of priapic Negro bucks looking to sodomize anything that moves; and no flinging of feces at Tila Tequila.
I gotta say, if ever there was an utterly useless waste of flesh, a depraved and hideous hag of a Hellbound harlot that thoroughly deserved to have feces flung at her, it's Chelsea Clinton. But I guess Tila Tequila would do in a pinch.
Fortunately for us, the Godly Stephen Colbert is hosting his own counter-protest!
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America, the Greatest Country God ever gave Man, was built on three bedrock principles: Freedom. Liberty. And Fear -- that someone might take our Freedom and Liberty. But now, there are dark, optimistic forces trying to take away our Fear -- forces with salt and pepper hair and way more Emmys than they need. They want to replace our Fear with reason. But never forget -- "Reason" is just one letter away from "Treason." Coincidence? Reasonable people would say it is, but America can't afford to take that chance.
So join The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on October 30th for the "March to Keep Fear Alive"™ in Washington DC. Pack an overnight bag with five extra sets of underwear -- you're going to need them. Because, to Restore Truthiness we must always... Shh!!! What's that sound?! I think there's someone behind you! Run!
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Sounds good, though I'm not so sure about his concern that people might soil themselves. Are the liberals that scary? Are they planning to serve prune juice spritzers?
Besides, I thought they would have Tila Tequila. Surely that would be adequate toilet facilities . . .
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 12:29 PM
One thing I doubt the pot-smoking, basement-dwelling, non-shower-taking hippies notice is that Jon Stewart has this "Rally to Restore Sanity" during th Democrat Barak Hussein's administration. I am shocked that I am saying this, but for once I agree with Jon Stewart's act: we need to restore the sanity we had during Bush's administration. This Obamanation has gone on LONG ENOUGH.
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 04:21 PM
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One thing I doubt the pot-smoking, basement-dwelling, non-shower-taking hippies notice is that Jon Stewart has this "Rally to Restore Sanity" during th Democrat Barak Hussein's administration. I am shocked that I am saying this, but for once I agree with Jon Stewart's act: we need to restore the sanity we had during Bush's administration. This Obamanation has gone on LONG ENOUGH.
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Here, here in four short years Obama has managed to under all the good work of President Bush. In 2006 the economy was on the upswing. The minute Obama came in to office in 2007 the recession started.
Enough is enough!
RESTORE SANITY AND STOP OBAMA FROM BECOMING THE AMERICAN BLACK HITLER!
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 09:02 PM
Jon Stewart is a Jesus killing Joo!
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 09:14 PM
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Jon Stewart is a Jesus killing Joo!
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Who lies about his name
Jonathan Leibowitz
So why does he lie about it? What is he so ashamed of? What else is he lying about? How can you trust somebody who lies about their name to tell the truth about anything else?
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 10:32 PM
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Who lies about his name
Jonathan Leibowitz
So why does he lie about it? What is he so ashamed of? What else is he lying about? How can you trust somebody who lies about their name to tell the truth about anything else?
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Perhaps due to hateful antisemitism, as is so often displayed here? My people have been persecuted for 5000 years and if I was in show business, I might use a stage name as well.
As a Republican Christian, I am certain you are quite fond of "John Wayne". Would you be so proud of a rough and tough cowboy named Marion Morrison?
People use stage names for a variety of reasons.
You Christians might enjoy life more if you were able to laugh at yourselves the way Jon Stewart does.
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Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 10:56 PM
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Perhaps due to hateful antisemitism, as is so often displayed here? My people have been persecuted for 5000 years and if I was in show business, I might use a stage name as well.
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Were is the antisemitism? All we want is for the Jews to prosper so they can go back to Israeli, rebuild The Temple. It is the anti-Christ that will kill you all, not us Christians. Will we will be raptured long before that.
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-23-2010, 11:47 PM
I can't imagine why anyone would need a false name. What do his parents think?
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09-24-2010, 12:02 AM
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Were is the antisemitism?
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Have you seen the disgusting moniker one of you put next to my name? "Christ-killing Joo"?
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-24-2010, 12:44 AM
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Have you seen the disgusting moniker one of you put next to my name? "Christ-killing Joo"?
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What's disgusting is that the Jews did kill Jesus. It's right there in the Bible, as plain as day.
1 Thessalonians 2:14-16
14For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
15Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
16Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
Who could argue with that?
But all you have to do is accept Christ into your heart and His blood will be washed from your hands until they shine anew. Permanently. No soap could ever do that, even if it came from your saba's belly fat... so what are you waiting for? Do you really want to go to Hell?
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-24-2010, 05:36 AM
Everyone here is aware that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have shows on a cable channel known as "Comedy Central" right? It's called "Comedy Central" because it's dedicated to comedy - it's all COMEDY because it's not serious (like in getting pwned).
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-24-2010, 03:32 PM
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Everyone here is aware that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have shows on a cable channel known as "Comedy Central" right? It's called "Comedy Central" because it's dedicated to comedy - it's all COMEDY because it's not serious (like in getting pwned).
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Hmm, well the Comedy Channel has been banned in Freehold since 2005 for the Mind of Mendez (promotion of un-American (as in Mexican) values). That was the year we all bough out the entire Comedy Channel DVD collection and burnt it. You mean that didn't destroy the channel?
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-24-2010, 07:04 PM
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Just because Hitler killed several hundreds of the loan sharks that sucked the Germans dry there is no need for exaggerations, is there?
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-24-2010, 07:57 PM
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As a Republican Christian, I am certain you are quite fond of "John Wayne". Would you be so proud of a rough and tough cowboy named Marion Morrison?
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How dare you speak lies about our second greatest President ever!
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Re: Join protest against Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" -
09-24-2010, 10:05 PM
John Wayne was born here in Iowa not far from Freehold. God preordained that.
Marion is a county in Iowa but that is where what very few homers are in IA are sent to "camp" as it were. I believe that county suffers a Dutch influence too, not surprising I suppose.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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