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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
06-24-2015, 08:37 PM
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Jesus loves us only if you believe He is your savior. That's what John 3:16-17 says. So His love is conditional. But, I love Him unconditionally, and so much that I abandoned the midget lifestyle choice in order to be of correct height to enter the church. Otherwise, my presence is a fat slap in his precious face. Would you bi!@7-slap Jesus? No? Well, neither would I.
I love him unconditionally because He died on the cross for me. There were other people crucified that day, all of whom stayed dead (Jesus was up and around after 48 hours kicking around at the beach) but he is the ONLY ONE that sacrificed his weekend for my sins. I can never repay that debt and I try be tallest best to live up to his promise every day.
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Midge, you're an inspiration to dwarfs and other kinds of crippled people everywhere. Why, if I didn't ever have to look at you and just knew you for your personality, I would think you're a perfectly normal person.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
06-25-2015, 04:17 PM
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My nickname is owl because I'm an intelligent person!
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Animalquestions.org
http://animalquestions.org/birds/owl...s-intelligent/
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Sadly, most owls are not particularly intelligent. Birds are not very smart in general, and most owls actually fall into the lower range of bird intelligence.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
06-26-2015, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Midge Murphy
Jesus loves us only if you believe He is your savior. That's what John 3:16-17 says. So His love is conditional. But, I love Him unconditionally, and so much that I abandoned the midget lifestyle choice in order to be of correct height to enter the church. Otherwise, my presence is a fat slap in his precious face. Would you bi!@7-slap Jesus? No? Well, neither would I.
I love him unconditionally because He died on the cross for me. There were other people crucified that day, all of whom stayed dead (Jesus was up and around after 48 hours kicking around at the beach) but he is the ONLY ONE that sacrificed his weekend for my sins. I can never repay that debt and I try be tallest best to live up to his promise every day.
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I agree with Mary, you are a true inspiration to other midgets. They need to repent of their dwarfism and abandon their damnable lifestyles of filth.
I see 2 violations in 1 Cor 6:9 alone!
Many dwarfs are idolaters of that Snow White movie and worship Disney over the Creator. (1 Cor 6:9). Worshiping animated created characters: Doc, Dopey, bashful, grumpy, BLAH BLAH BLAH over Christ!
2) Male dwarfs by default are effeminate, so that would be violation #2 of the same Scripture reference. They will not enter the Holy Kingdom of Heaven.
Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers
Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-14-2015, 05:15 AM
I've long since been disabused of any doubts I may have had about the pure evil of midgets. www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4733 We still get hate mail at the Whitford household from the wee beasts who can't let good, decent, normal Christians live in peace!
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-14-2015, 08:42 PM
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Prepare yourself before you read any further, it's horrifying.
I won't go into further detail here, in case women or children accidentally happen to view my post, but the full gory details can be found in this link.
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You are right, it is pretty horrifying behaviour. That poor man, I hope the tasering didn't cause him too much harm. He clearly has psychological issues; I think counseling/therapy would be better for him than imprisonment. May he receive the help he needs!
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I said what I said because the title of the post reads "midgets", referring to humans. If you mean dwarfs as in the mythical creatures, they are just that, mythical, and I apologize, but what is the point of this post then and why did you go on to talk about midgets after the scripture?
Yes, I did read the scripture. I thought you were putting midgets in the category as dwarfs, and in the bottom of you post you did refer to midgets...so don't say you didn't say what you said. As well as another commenter's use of "midget freaks".
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"Dwarf" is a slightly more socially acceptable term for "midget", which is considered a slur. The only reason that "dwarf" is semi-acceptable is because there are certain conditions, called dwarfisms, which can cause a person to be small in stature. However, there are different kinds of dwarfism, all with their own set of symptoms. Not all smallness is caused by dwarfism, though, and so the most politically correct term to use when referring to someone who is vertically challenged is "little person". Saying that they are mythological creatures is inappropriate in the extreme.
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Reason: A lesson in political correctness was required.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-14-2015, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
You are right, it is pretty horrifying behaviour. That poor man, I hope the tasering didn't cause him too much harm. He clearly has psychological issues; I think counseling/therapy would be better for him than imprisonment. May he receive the help he needs!
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"Dwarf" is a slightly more socially acceptable term for "midget", which is considered a slur. The only reason that "dwarf" is semi-acceptable is because there are certain conditions, called dwarfisms, which can cause a person to be small in stature. However, there are different kinds of dwarfism, all with their own set of symptoms. Not all smallness is caused by dwarfism, though, and so the most politically correct term to use when referring to someone who is vertically challenged is "little person". Saying that they are mythological creatures is inappropriate in the extreme.
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Shut your yap, witch. No one is even slightly interested in listening to your feminazi lies. Midgets are a curse from God, just like the retardeds.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-14-2015, 10:29 PM
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Shut your yap, witch. No one is even slightly interested in listening to your feminazi lies. Midgets are a curse from God, just like the retardeds.
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Oh man, don't even get me started on all the political incorrectness in that post!
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-14-2015, 10:53 PM
Midgets also spread infectious pathogens, like rats. I am all for culling them, but of course it will be necessary to incinerate the remains with flame throwers.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-15-2015, 04:55 AM
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Oh man, don't even get me started on all the political incorrectness in that post!
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"Politically correct" is a term of this world, and the god of this world is Satan (2 Corinthians 4:4). We prefer "Righteousness" to guide us, as revealed by the Holy Word of God. Pastor's sentence was perfectly Righteous, and Biblically accurate.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-15-2015, 09:22 PM
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Pastor's sentence was perfectly Righteous, and Biblically accurate.
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Maybe so, but that doesn't mean that it was right.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-21-2015, 08:21 AM
Can you please tell me how you know the Bible is correct? Please do not use a circular argument but I really want to fully know why it is correct without you basing it on Jesus or fantastical occurences
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
07-21-2015, 08:37 AM
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Can you please tell me how you know the Bible is correct? Please do not use a circular argument but I really want to fully know why it is correct without you basing it on Jesus or fantastical occurences
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Of course, dear girl! There are lots of extra-Biblical data that confirm what we already know: that the only Truth™ to be found is in the Bible!
1. Eyewitness testimony of those who actually lived during Biblical times. For instance, archeological evidence supports the Bible, such as descriptions of cities have been confirmed with archeology. Genesis 10:11.
2. Eyewitness testimony of us who have had their lifes changed and the changes are consistent with SCRIPTURE! Luke 1:47.
3. Fullfilled prophecies in the Bible. For example, Daniel 2 predicted the Roman empire and much more. Daniel 2:34.
4. The unique consistent nature of Biblical manuscripts during a time of widespread illiteracy, unreliable scribes and slow communications. Psalms 12:6.
5. The necessity of God for logic and science. In science, the heresy of evil looting propagated by cat licks and other false Christians gives absolutely no support to a mind that could be trusted. How could chance fluctuations in the quantum spacetime produce a mind that could RELIABLY investigate its character. If it was due to chance, we would not be able to trust anything. The same for logic. Ruth 2:12.
This is the intellectual background and empirical evidence upon which comes the personal spiritual background of sensing God's presence and feeling the JOY OF JESUS HAVING DIED TEMPORARILY FOR US.
Information in a much wider scale to gain a deeper understanding on all the points above is available here in the LBC Forum.
Daniel 3:17
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-01-2018, 07:26 AM
y'all are messed up
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-01-2018, 04:57 PM
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y'all are messed up
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What's messed up is that midgets get more rights than True Christians™, despite being Satan's spawn.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-02-2018, 01:41 AM
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What's messed up is that midgets get more rights than True Christians™, despite being Satan's spawn.
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Why would God create Midgets? They have to be the work of Satan.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-02-2018, 03:12 AM
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Why would God create Midgets? They have to be the work of Satan.
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I have it on good authority midgets are "cambions," that is, the unholy offspring of incubuses and human women, or perhaps the spawn of succubuses and their demonic union with men.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-04-2018, 03:35 PM
Well, I don't really agree with this sentiment. I personally believe all humans, normal-sized or not, black or white, gay or straight, religious or secular, are entitled to a right to life and liberty.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-04-2018, 04:22 PM
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Well, I don't really agree with this sentiment. I personally believe all humans, normal-sized or not, black or white, gay or straight, religious or secular, are entitled to a right to life and liberty.
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That's nice, but the Bible says you're going to Hell. Have a good one!
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-04-2018, 04:26 PM
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That's nice, but the Bible says you're going to Hell. Have a good one!
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But I'm being rational about this.
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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled -
11-04-2018, 04:52 PM
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But I'm being rational about this.
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No you're not. Mr. Much just alerted you to the fact that Jesus will Sparta-kick your soul straight down into Hell regardless of your petty beliefs about other people. The rational response would be to learn about how you can avoid this fate. The Bible has the answers! We can help!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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