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***The following research paper is based on the strictest methods of Creation Science and as a totally unbiased scientific text, it may contain coarse language and rough images that may disturb the fragile mind of a woman or a child or a common uneducated sinner***

In the 1960's a tremendous wave of unprecedented sin flooded our world. We were introduced to contraception, miniskirts, pacifism, the Stonewall debacle and especially women who started doing intercourse for misplaced physical pleasure instead of incubating fetuses. The reasons behind this disastrous development have been in obscurity until now. Recently, I came into possession of tens of thousands of "Romance comics" from the 1950's and 60's. I spent many a night immersed in these tales of young women searching romantic love, all purely for intellectual and Spiritual reasons. Although these comics apparently followed the "Comics code" of not showing full frontal nudity or intercourse, it soon became apparent that during these decades, the morals of America's Youth deteriorated because of young women who read these un-Biblical stories. Just one word was enough to trigger the déluge of debachery.

That word was "dick". Had it been "Jesus", everything would be better now. Ronald Reagan would be alive, nukes would have been deployed and Jesus might even have returned. This was done in a most subtle manner. It all began reasonably well with warnings against premarital fornication.



This was apparently innocent, but please, look at the panel above in more detail. "Don't... be kissed on a first date". OK, but why kiss at all? Why kiss on a second date? Why date and simply not marry?! The seed of seduction lies within the withered lips of this old she-hyena. Kissing should have been activity among brethren, it is the original and true form of "bromance".

1 Thessalonians 5:26
Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.


This was the trigger. Soon everything changed into open discussion of penetration. Of course, it is totally OK to be penetrated in a Biblical manner, God knew that women would not be able to contain themselves.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy
desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


The covers remained chaste.



But inside, the young women only craved - sorry to say this - to gain access to tallywhackers, to penises. Lust and desire are inevitable consequences of the Fall (Genesis 3:6) and they should be contained. At first, they were. The women cried in desperation but did not act upon their impulses.



Gradually, the impulses grew and the thought of receiving penetration by a turgid, male copulatory organ of Caucasian descent became stronger and stronger. It was "all anyone would really want"! Obviously, who would not enjoy physically being ravished by a True Christian™ masculine manly man?!



Eventually, as expected, the weak minds or women began to fall apart. There was no-one to prevent them from committing harlotry. In fact, women started to encourage each other to seek out for penile pleasures. BELOW IS THE STARTING POINT OF THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION! Can we not sue the authors of these panels?



Once a young girl had succumbed to cooter demons, there has been no way back. More and more images appeared where women continued to boast about the loss of their vaginal virtue.



They started to emancipate and talk back to their chaste, True Christian™ parents!



This was futile and, in fact, as it turned out, the mothers had also been harlots all along!




Eventually, the comics made it clear that receiving "dick" was the default state of things and the women ignored all warnings. They boasted how they would continue fornicating into the far future.



Even the wages of sin did not deter these frantically fornicating females.

Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.




***NOW: The science. The following paragraph will require reading comprehension skills that may be beyond those of the common sinner, the woman or the child!***

Many will try to dismiss there results by stating that "Dick" is simply a nickname of "Richard" and that its meaning has been associated to "penis" only in modern times. That is NOT true™. Dick menat penis as early as in the 19th century. THESE PEOPLE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING BUT THE IDIOTS WHO MONITORED THE COMICS CODE WERE BIBLICALLY ILLITERATE AND FAILED TO SEE THE TRUE MEANING OF THESE PANELS.
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A: First things first. The term “dick” has been a euphemism for the penis since at least as far back as the 19th century. Cassell’s Dictionary of Slang dates the “penis” sense of the word to the mid-19th century. Two other sources, the Oxford English Dictionary and the Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang, give citations from 1891 and 1888, respectively. But sexual slang, with its euphemistic character and its tendency to show up in speech long before it appears in print, is hard to pin down. Though there’s no solid evidence that “dick” meant “penis” before the 19th century, one scholar has suggested that the usage might have been around much further back, in the 14th century.
What can we do? We can start revising the texts of these comics. Only one change is required to make it right. Let us just change "Dick" into "Jesus". Everything would be OK. E.g.:"Right, if I get tired of Jesus... which I won't" would be perfect? It would turn these porn magazines into innocent Bromances! Or would it?

No, it is too late.

As expected, the floodwaters did not recede this time. Once all women had been introduced to the constant availability of "dick" and their vaginas were filled with Satan's minions to the brim, the demons had no more dwelling places but continued to multiply and diversify. Hence, from the common vaginal demon, the rectal demon was born by microevolution. Men started to crave for penetration, too!



And not just young, comely manly youngsters but also formerly Godly elders!



Thus, the homosexual man developed and has now taken over the copulatory circus of prostatic penetration. Some dozens of these vile panels in the comics was all it took to cause the worst plague mankind has ever encountered. Our only cure is to send our thoughts and prayers to those afflicted.

***The source material is available at my home for loan and study.***


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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-14-2021, 09:02 AM

Is there more to hand re the blue-hued dame in your eighth frame for loan? There are clubs (I've heard) where skin tones are sprayed on (like spray tan, but blue, green, puce, mauve, red and so on) which may well be traced back to these rags. "What else are they up to," you may well ask?

Such a source on loan for a month or two would be a big help, if I can find out what goes on when you're sprayed sky blue and dressed to suit (hence the loan scheme?) I'll let you know.


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Is there more to hand re the blue-hued dame in your eighth frame for loan? There are clubs (I've heard) where skin tones are sprayed on (like spray tan, but blue, green, puce, mauve, red and so on) which may well be traced back to these rags. "What else are they up to," you may well ask?

Such a source on loan for a month or two would be a big help, if I can find out what goes on when you're sprayed sky blue and dressed to suit (hence the loan scheme?) I'll let you know.
Mr Fag,

While it is obvious that you are one of the victims of this transmogrifation of vaginal demons into rectal, it will not be tolerated by God unless you Repent. That said, it is impossible to simply loan these precious scientific items to known sodomites.

Deuteronomy 22:10
Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

However, a suitable token fee of $ in the lower four-digit amount will be adequate to guarantee that you return the material in good working order. You are - I cannot emphasize this enough - not allowed to use these calamitous cartoons to self-satisfaction!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-14-2021, 01:54 PM

If I understand you correctly, Dr. White, we will have difficulty stamping out this sexual desire of women even if all the old comic books are burned. I'm counting on Jesus to find a solution.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-14-2021, 02:59 PM

Well, I suppose that that's what happens when the "permissive society" tries to infringe themselves onto righteous people, such as believers from -- and all in an attempt to have sin overtake a decent, moral, civilized culture.

We should not be surprised, though, dear Brother Dr. White, as the glorious has given us ample warning of such travesty!

Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers will judge."

Rather than respecting the Will of Almighty , wretched sinners will flaunt their debauchery in Face -- at their very own peril!

Jude 1:7 "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

Another terrible trend that has been having an effect over the years, is the legitimization of demon worship. We saw it happening in the early 1970s, with ywood movies, like The Exorcist. Wasn't there one about Rosemary and her baby that was along those lines, too -- something about a newborn child that was born of the devil?

It's not surprising, considering how the people of Satan have wielded their influence even onto unsuspecting, innocent youngsters -- including introducing this theme into romantic situations. Why, in the attached example, you will see how a demon from the fiery pits of is proposing to a wholesome, young woman!
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Is there more to hand re the blue-hued dame in your eighth frame for loan? There are clubs (I've heard) where skin tones are sprayed on (like spray tan, but blue, green, puce, mauve, red and so on) which may well be traced back to these rags. "What else are they up to," you may well ask?

Such a source on loan for a month or two would be a big help, if I can find out what goes on when you're sprayed sky blue and dressed to suit (hence the loan scheme?) I'll let you know.
Dear Mr. Adam: Rather than dilly-dallying and wasting your time worrying about blue-tinted cartoon panels, might I suggest that you open the blessed , and concentrate on your great need for immediate repentance and salvation through the of ?

Matthew 4:17 "From that time began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."

Acts 17:30 "And the times of this ignorance winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:"



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Hebrews 13:4 "Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers will judge."

Rather than respecting the Will of Almighty , wretched sinners will flaunt their debauchery in Face -- at their very own peril!
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Such an inspirational verse and its explanation: my sincerest admiration to you who - as a mere woman - can understand such basic issues of the Bible. These simple yet powerful musings by women made me dive even deeper into the cesspit that is the comics of the 1950s and 1960s. It also helped me refine my previously-mentioned hypothesis that rectal demons derive from vaginal demons. Let me first present this prayer-proven theory as a syllogism.
  1. Vaginal demons have been around since Genesis 3:6
  2. In the 19050s the comic books started to spread the notion that all women need constant exposure to "dick" to be happy
  3. This led to new niches for the vaginal demons who seized the opportunity
  4. The demons multiplied in excess of suitable habitats to sustain them
  5. The demons were forced to expand their Satanic ecology into new territories
  6. These territories are called male rectums
  7. Hence, homosexuality emerged in previously unprecedented prevalences
The comic books were there all along, as we can see below. The women started to become desperate. as despite the saturation of vaginal demons, they just wanted more and more "dick"!



And the men were (in a secular manner) more satisfied than ever!



We have now entered the time when the rectums have also been filled to the brim. 99.99% of the world's population have discarded True Christianity™ for sodomy. and, thus, the vaginal/rectal demons once again need to find a new dwelling place. This is how the recent transsexual swarm started. Now the demons are occupying the brains of the sodomites making them change sex to gain new orifices for their fornicatory frolicking. You need proof? It's IN THE COMIC BOOKS. Glory to Jesus! Praise God!





Once again. only one cure exists:



1 Corinthians 4:5
Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-17-2021, 04:00 AM

Oh no! Was that Jimmy Olsen who was gussying himself up as a girl? B-But, he's Superman's best friend! And Superman is a disguised version of Jesus that gets people thinking of a powerful figure who came down from another world to save us. (That's something that I heard somewhere, some time ago.)


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Jesus Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-17-2021, 02:15 PM

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Oh no! Was that Jimmy Olsen who was gussying himself up as a girl? B-But, he's Superman's best friend! And Superman is a disguised version of Jesus that gets people thinking of a powerful figure who came down from another world to save us. (That's something that I heard somewhere, some time ago.)
I must say that I was blissfully ignorant of the anal antics of this "Superman" but after a quick study in Creation Science, it is clear that this "Superman" is not Jesus unless Jesus was a sodomite wearing tights and a codpiece and flying around in desperate search of other sodomites to ravish. Once again, the comics are our best form of evidence.



This "Jimmy Olsen" is apparently, based on his (her?) name, an offspring of Scandinavian (Swiss) immigrants - thus, hopelessly sodomistic genetically. But - there's even more. Now we have determined that the demonic evolution goes along the path vaginal demons -> rectal demons -> gender-confusion-causing demons. What's next? Easy to guess: -> Bestiality. With comics and "classic cartoons", Satan was also able to make bestiality acceptable for the masses. This is getting ugly, but we must be aware of the Satanic Strategies used to seduce our children into animalistic anal buttsex. I present you with evidence. This is "Donald Duck" sodomized with a "strap-on" by a young boy. I watched this video for hours, and it never stopped. It just keeps on coming and coming. I dare the strongest, most immaculate True Christians™ to watch it until the end and report me the total duration of this foul fowl-fornication!



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And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.


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Bible Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-17-2021, 03:22 PM

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My goodness; yes, indeed, dear Sister Handmaiden. One would need super-powers to roll away a huge rock from a grave, and then to walk away from it, AND then to float up to Heaven, to start building mansions for us, , faithful servants!

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

However, we must be careful about how this is portrayed within popular culture. Perhaps you can recall, from a few years, ago when there was a musical about being a "super star". I remember, at the time, how controversial it was; but, yet I had hoped that the younger, hippie crowd might find the true somewhere in this. I'm not so sure that it worked out that way, though; although it is from around that time that the Benny Hinns of the world were starting up, possibly inspired by this.



And, it appears that there has been a resurgence in the appeal of that musical. Agatha (my sister) was telling me about a production where the devil has exploited the 's truth in a terrible way. I'll include a short video clip for your observation purposes, but if you have kiddies in the house, please send them outside to play before playing this. This video is highly offensive, with the scantily-dressed, hoochie-koochie dancers gyrating sinfully, mocking the in a most disgusting manner, as He pays the ultimate price for their sin!



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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-17-2021, 03:28 PM

Oh, my dear, sweet White Jesus! How horrible! Did you notice the sign above the door that reads "S-Cram"? Clearly spells out the homer agenda of sodomy and just cramming it in.

The little one is certainly making a concerted effort, I must say. I suppose all those feathers get in the way of things. It makes me glad to be allergic to down. I don't want any foul, filthy fowl feathers anywhere near me.


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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-17-2021, 08:46 PM

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***The following research paper is based on the strictest methods of Creation Science and as a totally unbiased scientific text, it may contain coarse language and rough images that may disturb the fragile mind of a woman or a child or a common uneducated sinner***

In the 1960's a tremendous wave of unprecedented sin flooded our world. We were introduced to contraception, miniskirts, pacifism, the Stonewall debacle and especially women who started doing intercourse for misplaced physical pleasure instead of incubating fetuses. The reasons behind this disastrous development have been in obscurity until now. Recently, I came into possession of tens of thousands of "Romance comics" from the 1950's and 60's. I spent many a night immersed in these tales of young women searching romantic love, all purely for intellectual and Spiritual reasons. Although these comics apparently followed the "Comics code" of not showing full frontal nudity or intercourse, it soon became apparent that during these decades, the morals of America's Youth deteriorated because of young women who read these un-Biblical stories. Just one word was enough to trigger the déluge of debachery.

That word was "dick". Had it been "Jesus", everything would be better now. Ronald Reagan would be alive, nukes would have been deployed and Jesus might even have returned. This was done in a most subtle manner. It all began reasonably well with warnings against premarital fornication.
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Is that it? You are not going to quote scripture? No apologist explanation for the "young man in the tomb?" (Mark 16:5-6)? No hint of the decades of the decline and fall of US morality?





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You're confusing cause with effect, which is not unsurprising considering your unsaved® state. The Beatles - as disgustingly sodomistic as that phenomenon was - was not the cause of female whoredomic harlotry and male gay same-sex homosexual attraction: It was one of the effects caused by the comic-book deception. Thus, you're making a genetic fallacy. Obviously, the comic conundrum took up also the Beatles, as their appearance in these "dick"-obsessed papelnovelas lured even more young lustful girls and comely boys to rectal rampaging.

We are well ahead of you. The above-mentioned "Jimmy Olsen" did not begin his career of transgenderism (Deuteronomy 22:5) at a whim. No, in the contrary, he had planned it for millennia, which makes him a demonic entity ready to dress up any unsuspecting ephebe into beautifully-sown draping embroidered gowns.



See the dress he's wearing. Read the verses in the Speech Balloons. Yes, the Beatles IS prophesied there, but that is no surprise regarding the infinite wisdom and timelessness of Jesus Christ. Peace be upon him!

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For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.


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Default Re: How Romantic Comics Caused the Sexual Revolution in the 1960's and Made Women Crave for Intercourse - 05-22-2021, 06:33 PM

Thank you for your stunning and scholarly work Professor White, your proximal explanation for the mid-century exponential rise of sin and debauchery puts Michael Mann's hockey stick to shame. Indeed, your work will send the cheesy muckraking works of Vance Packard to the dust bin of history.

Few are aware amongst the post-war "boomer" generation (like the Clinton's) that God had a plan.

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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

- Romans 6:23
Over time atheist "scientists" slowly uncovered God's microbial army of chaste enforcers - chlamydia, gonorrhea ("the clap" was not a cause for celebration), syphilis, chancroid, herpes and trichomoniasis. In some cases these could also cause a "dick" to fall off. Then another British "scientist" named Fleming, with the help of Satan, managed to coax some ordinary molds into attacking God's microdial army - and the rest is history.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back - God's army is becoming "resistant".


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