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Default Re: The Gay Manifesto - 05-22-2021, 10:39 PM

That's a nice sign, but NOBODY does signs like Westboro. I wanted to include a picture, but there are just so many to choose from! Bless their (insufficiently conservative) souls.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: The Gay Manifesto - 05-23-2021, 06:49 AM

Now the rainbow is eleven. Nothing surprises me any more. Is it the printers? Just when you thought you had the right wall-chart a new scheme gets released and whatever you thought before is the new boomer?

Or fabric dyers. Swanning around in your woke millennial garb then one day notice all these weirdos sneering at you. "Eleven hued rainbow?" These are Z generation. You feel so outmoded. "Eeeeeeeew!" they say. Ashamed, you sneak into a boutique. The assistants look you up and down as though they're about to vomit. On the racks are quite zingy (freshly printed in brand-new tones from the Dyers Guild) clothing items. At least you think it's clothing. You get changed into the new stuff and your assistant suggests wearing it so as to keep up standards (the shop will incinerate what you came in wearing) and off you go: confident.

Almost immediately: "(snigger)" [THEN] "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!" and yes, they're looking at you. The most obnoxious little freaks you've ever seen are gawping and pointing and doubled up in laughter. They're all dressed in black & white and think you look like an idiot – which, to Generation Alpha, presumably everyone does.

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Someone mentioned hankies. The Dyers Guild have been busy here. Regardless of whether the 9th stripe is Pale Azure or Uranian Blue, there were some lovely shades to chose from arranged as complementary palettes. Above I've shown the Elysium Palette containing 5 variations from a selection of 74,695.

That's 74,695 palettes (x 5 each) so 373,475 new hankies soon to be available. And whoever's walking around in that Lego scheme will be expected to start talking about the Napoleonic wars.
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Jesus Re: The Gay Manifesto - 05-23-2021, 07:24 PM

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That's a nice sign, but NOBODY does signs like Westboro. I wanted to include a picture, but there are just so many to choose from! Bless their (insufficiently conservative) souls.
Oh, yes; this is quite true, dear Brother Lukes -- the Westboro church does like its colorful signs. Mind you, their tactics are such that nobody listens to them, or pays them any real attention, unless they're just seeking some fun by riling them up. So, it's no wonder that they have only about four dozen people in their church.

And, now, I see that Albert Mohler has made a statement about the LGBT "Pride" colorful LEGO set. I must say, he does like the sound of his own voice. I've often wondered how those southern Baptist types can be at peace, when so much of their message is watered-down. But, here is their fearless leader, sounding as though he's actually half-serious about something -- for once.

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It comes down now to a Lego set and even as Lego has previously been pretty much known as a liberal company, its toys were not sexually identified until all of a sudden they are. And you'll notice that what sexualizes all of this is not the larger culture. It is rather the agenda of affirming LGBTQ
https://albertmohler.com/2021/05/21/briefing-5-21-21

How grateful we should be, here at , to have such true men of leading us -- unlike those other churches. Why, where would be, without our blessed and beloved leading us in our fight against sin?


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