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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I have to confess I've always had suspicion about Kellogg's Tony the Tiger. When I see hips like his I think of homer preoccupation with fitness and the tight butts. Homerism at Kelloggs has been subtle until now.
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Indeed, Mayor Hold. Bless you for your
constant vigilance as regards this issue. Tony Tiger's massive pecs and biceps clearly mark him out as a gay sex symbol. Would we tolerate a female cereal mascot flashing her breasts and legs to sell cereal? Of course not. So why is this furry faggot erotica allowed, and pushed on children? I'm sure that before long, here in Biden's and BLM's America, we'll be forced to witness Tony fully nude and stroking his tumescent shaft in order to show us how the flakes get frosted. Avert your eyes from this homer filth and find yourself immediately arrested for homophobia and hurting feelings. This isn't my America!