[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Samjack

Remy Lebeau.
I do not worship anyone...
as i said, Satan is just another face of your God.

No, Satan is your father.

"Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it." - John 8:44

And how do you plan to fight us? Bomb every country where atheists live? you would have to bomb your own cities, your own apartment buildings, maybe even your own homes...

There are no unsaved trash in my home. Besides, it will be Armageddon. It won't matter if our own cities burn as well. Those who are in the Right Hand of Jesus will reach paradise. Those like you, on the Left, will burn in Hell.

We are everywhere, and if you come knocking and try to drag me out on the streets, i will defend myself. If you make the eternal conflict physical, people will defend themselves...

Oh, now you only wish to defend yourselves? Before you said you wanted a war. Hypocrite. First you say you will "fight" with logic, love, and enlightenment. Now you claim you wish to spill the blood of True Christians everywhere; man, woman, and child.

[Samjack]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Oh, now you only wish to defend yourselves? Before you said you wanted a war. Hypocrite. First you say you will "fight" with logic, love, and enlightenment. Now you claim you wish to spill the blood of True Christians everywhere; man, woman, and child.

No, i said i will defend myself with appropriate force against any man, woman or child who personally attacks me. I will not start any fights, i will not use any more violence than necessary. I will not spill blood, i will try my very best not to kill whoever is stupid enough to assault me. And even if i were to die, the perpetrator do not stand over the laws of man. The perpetrator will be persecuted to the full extent of the law. That is, if The perpetrator do not succeed in claiming insanity, which is very likely...

As for the "battle" i was mentioning, it is already happening all around us.

If i fail in convincing anyone of my beliefs, i will ignore them, and let them go on their way.

And about the Armageddon.
If you remember, you were talking about bombs and tanks, not hellfire.
You said that your armies would crush us, not God...
Armageddon is a myth, a way to stress us in under his rule. A false deadline, if you wish.

Also, you have yet to explain were you will find the previously mentioned armies...
I have nothing to fear from a gun-tooting man half a world away...

[Roberta]

I will be the first to admit that I know very little about Sweden. All I have ever heard is that Swedes are generally stupid louts who build substandard autos because they are alway absolutely drunk on vodka. Volvo and Saab were in such financial distress that they were overtaken by US corporations.

It also seems that the Swedes are the brunt of most Scandinavian jokes:

Suomalainen ruotsalainen ja norjalainen haaksirikkoituivat pienelle saarelle. Saarella asui ihmisssyöjäheimo, jonka vangeiksi kaverukset joutuivat. Ihmissyöjät antoivat heille kullekin viimeisen toivomuksen. Ensin kysyttiin Norjalaiselta. Norjalainen halusi nähdä vielä kerran vaimonsa. Vaimo haettiin norjalaiselle. Vaimonsa nähtyään norjalainen syötiin ja hänen nahastaan tehtiin kanootti. Suomalainen tahtoi vetää yhden sätkän. Suomalaiselle hommattiin sätkä. Sen poltettuaan suomalainen syötiin ja hänen nahastaan tehtiin kanootti. Kun tuli ruotsalaisen vuoro, hän tahtoi haarukan. Ruotsalainen alkoi tökkiä itseensä reikiä haarukalla, ja huusi: MINUSTAHAN EI KANOOTTIA TEHDÄ!

Swedish men are predisposed to homosexuality and visit Christian churches to monitor what pastors are saying. I heard that a clergyman was actually jailed for denouncing queers. Is this true?

Swedish women are so smitten with jungle fever that they dress like street walkers and parade lustfully before your immigrants. Negers and moslems continually rape them but this is apparently what the women are looking for.

Read this: Swedish Welfare State Collapses as Immigrants Wage War

If Sweden is indeed such a wicked and vile land then why are you on this site attacking LBC, Lovey? Set aside your lust for the male posterior and pray to Jesus for forgiveness. You might also want to consider transplanting yourself to the Godly USA. Are you single?

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Samjack

No, i said i will defend myself with appropriate force against any man, woman or child who personally attacks me. I will not start any fights, i will not use any more violence than necessary. I will not spill blood, i will try my very best not to kill whoever is stupid enough to assault me.

"Stupid enough to assault you"? Looky here, folks!! We got ourselves a regular Rambo here!!! Watch out!! He knows Swedish Kung Fu!!!

And even if i were to die, the perpetrator do not stand over the laws of man. The perpetrator will be persecuted to the full extent of the law. That is, if The perpetrator do not succeed in claiming insanity, which is very likely...

No, when Christ's Law is returned to the people it will be perfectly legal to slay unbelievers.

As for the "battle" i was mentioning, it is already happening all around us.

Looks like we're winning.

If i fail in convincing anyone of my beliefs, i will ignore them, and let them go on their way.

And about the Armageddon.
If you remember, you were talking about bombs and tanks, not hellfire.
You said that your armies would crush us, not God...
Armageddon is a myth, a way to stress us in under his rule. A false deadline, if you wish.

Maybe you should read the book of Revelations and educate yourself on the End Times.

Also, you have yet to explain were you will find the previously mentioned armies...
I have nothing to fear from a gun-tooting man half a world away...

Neither did Saddam Hussien.

It's not like Sweden could even defend itself. I'm surprised the French haven't invaded your pitiful excuse for a country.

[Samjack]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Neither did Saddam Hussien.

It's not like Sweden could even defend itself. I'm surprised the French haven't invaded your pitiful excuse for a country.

Actually, i meant that it would be stupid to attack me as it is ILLEGAL!
Sure, you might very well kill me, but at the moment there are laws against it...

And why would anyone i power want to bring back christian law?
You seem to forget that most people with power worship nothing more than the american dollar...

Also, once againg, where would you find an army willing to attack us?
We do not have all that many natural recources, we do not oppress human rights, we do not house any terroris organisations, we are mainly harmless.
Iraq were attacked for purely economic reasons, and it was justified by a terrorist attck that had nothing to do with the land in question.


and Roberta.
Most scandinavian countryes joke about eachother. for example:
Norwegian people joke about swedes, danish and finnish people, while the swedes joke about norwegian, finnish and danish people.

We have excelent education, and we do not have to lower our test standards to allow our students to pass, as other countries i could mention.

And why would anyone want to move to the united states? A place were people actually have to pay for healthcare, where anyone are allowed to carry guns, and the meaning of democracy have been so diluted people have no real power over their politicans...

Also, did you notice that both of your examples comes from a man called fjordman, a National Socialist, a nazist. he is known in scandinavia for his sensationalistic claims and poor research.
Sure, those girls were raped, there are rapists of all nationalities in the world.
And i don't see that many swedish women "dressing as streetwalkers" around here. Most of them do have poor taste, as do most people, but i cannot say that they could be described as whores...

There are also many immigrants who are subject to violence and fear going out at night because of people like him. Those who break the laws will be jailed, no matter which god they worship, or the color of their skin...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Samjack

We have excelent education, and we do not have to lower our test standards to allow our students to pass, as other countries i could mention....

That has to be the funniest post ever.

[Samjack]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

That has to be the funniest post ever.

It is common knowledge that the american educational system is severely flawed...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Samjack

It is common knowledge that the american educational system is severely flawed...

And you're here to tell us about how excellent your viking education system is, right?

You can't even spell! You don't have a clue about grammar, spelling or proper capitalization! How old are you boy?

The only reason schools have gone into the crapper in America is because the joos took prayer out of school and force our children to study evilution! Well I've got news for them: My grandfather wasn't a gorilla!

True Christians™ tend to keep their children home for schooling. I was home schooled, and I had the Holy Bible memorized from cover to cover by the age of 7! Can you say that?

[Samjack]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

And you're here to tell us about how excellent your viking education system is, right?

You can't even spell! You don't have a clue about grammar, spelling or proper capitalization! How old are you boy?

The only reason schools have gone into the crapper in America is because the joos took prayer out of school and force our children to study evilution! Well I've got news for them: My grandfather wasn't a gorilla!

True Christians™ tend to keep their children home for schooling. I was home schooled, and I had the Holy Bible memorized from cover to cover by the age of 7! Can you say that?

How many times do i have to tell you, you ignorant fool, that i cannot help that your language have highly illogical grammar and that it is not my native language.
until you have proven to me your own linguistical skill by learning a second language, you have no say in the matter...

i read fluently at the age of six, but my parents did not brainwash me by telling me storybooks were true...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Samjack

How many times do i have to tell you, you ignorant fool, that i cannot help that your language have highly illogical grammar and that it is not my native language.
until you have proven to me your own linguistical skill by learning a second language, you have no say in the matter...

i read fluently at the age of six, but my parents did not brainwash me by telling me storybooks were true...

Watch your mouth nancyboy. You can be booted out of here at any moment. Show some respect to your betters!

Use proper punctuation when posting, or don't bother. We are not here to listen to you blaspheme like a retard.

[Samjack]

If you patronize me, how can you claim to be my better?
Once again you avoid the subject of your own education...
Also, why don't you kick me out? You would rid yourself of me, but on the other hand it would make you look quite pathetic yourself.

Remember, untill you learn to write half as good as this in a second language, none of your accusations about my writing are valid...

Jag måste säga att jag beundrar dig. För ett ögonblick trodde jag faktisk att du var seriös, men sedan insåg jag den här sidans genialitet.
Det här diskussionen har varit väldigt underhållande, och jag berömmer dig för din förmåga att att stanna i karaktär. Ni är alla väldigt underhållande människor. Tack.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Samjack

Jag måste säga att jag beundrar dig. För ett ögonblick trodde jag faktisk att du var seriös, men sedan insåg jag den här sidans genialitet.
Det här diskussionen har varit väldigt underhållande, och jag berömmer dig för din förmåga att att stanna i karaktär. Ni är alla väldigt underhållande människor. Tack.

You just got Infractionized for that last gobbledy-gook.

I'm sure one of the Brothers will translate.

[Samjack]

Your bible says that we were given different languages so that we would not try to rival him.
So why are you hateful when i go with his wishes and write so that you cannot understand me, but not when i go against his plan and write in your language?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Samjack

Your bible says that we were given different languages so that we would not try to rival him.
So why are you hateful when i go with his wishes and write so that you cannot understand me, but not when i go against his plan and write in your language?

Quote the scripture, Sven. Don't try and lie about God's Holy Word to us.

And why is a God-hating monkey-worshiping atheist worried over what the Bible might say anyway?

[Samjack]

I am afraid that i am not sure which part of the scripture it is that tell about the tower of Babel.
and no, i were not worried about what the bible say, i just made a comment on your hypocrisy...

Hur kommer man på en sådan här idé egentligen?
det är fan genialt...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Samjack

And why would anyone want to move to the united states?

Yet countless people have and continue to do so. We can't stop them!
Hopefully President McCain will go on with our plans (still in the initial stages with President Bush) to build a wall and moat along both our borders.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Samjack

I am afraid that i am not sure which part of the scripture it is that tell about the tower of Babel.
and no, i were not worried about what the bible say, i just made a comment on your hypocrisy...

Hur kommer man på en sådan här idé egentligen?
det är fan genialt...

Boy, do you WANT to get tossed into Quarantine? We do NOT allow satanic gibberish to be posted on God's favorite forum.

Why are you here, anyway?

[Samjack]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Boy, do you WANT to get tossed into Quarantine? We do NOT allow satanic gibberish to be posted on God's favorite forum.

Why are you here, anyway?

I came here to learn about your religion, and your views on humanity as a whole, but your insults and patronizing behavior, combined with the way you mocked both my name, my country, and myself in equal degree made me a tad ticked of...
So i made up an organization using inspiration from numerous works of litterature and other sources to see how you would react.
I did this because i could no longer respect you, and so i figured i could use you for my amusement.
And it worked, this have been extremely entertaining.

Antar att detta är slutet då...
Tack för en underhållande upplevelse, skön sida ni har.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Samjack

Your bible says that we were given different languages so that we would not try to rival him.
So why are you hateful when i go with his wishes and write so that you cannot understand me, but not when i go against his plan and write in your language?

An easy question with an easy answer: God speaks American - we know this because The Bible (King James Version 1611) is written in American.

If you translate the Bible in any way or in any other language, it will change and will not be God's Holy Word.

Another thing: look what you wrote when you spoke Scandawegian! it is all hateful accusations and spits in Baby Jesus's face. We are here to do the most serious work - and God will not be mocked.

Jag måste säga att jag beundrar dig. För ett ögonblick trodde jag faktisk att du var seriös,
I must say that I admire you. For a moment I thought you were serious,

men sedan insåg jag den här sidans genialitet.
But then I realised it was only the site’s style.

Det här diskussionen har varit väldigt underhållande,
The discussions here have been hugely entertaining,

och jag berömmer dig för din förmåga att att stanna i karaktär.
and I praise you for your capacity to stay in character.

Ni är alla väldigt underhållande människor.
You are all entertaining people

Tack.
Thanks

See, the Devil gets hold of your brain and tongue in foreign languages and you go mad! So speak American and God will guide you to Salvation!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Enjoy Quarantine then, Norwegian troll.