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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-22-2015, 02:45 PM

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my 6 year old son up for bids. msg me if you want more info if interested
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also my step son is availible. only 1 needs going hes 9
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-03-2016, 10:34 AM

Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-03-2016, 02:55 PM

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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-05-2016, 11:51 PM

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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

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Mr.Jones I am a 26 year old God-fearing Baptist man from Alabama, and I would love to purchase your daughter. I live my life only to serve the Lord, and spread his message, but it is my Christian duty to have children, and raise them to be Godly soldiers of Christ. (Genesis 1:28) I could probably get 25-30 kids out of your daughter before her ovaries dry up from the looks of her.

I will treat your daughter right also. I will be able to provide daily beatings in accordance with Proverbs 23:14, and I will be the head of the house, and your daughter. (Ephesians. 5:23)
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2016, 12:40 PM

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Mr.Jones I am a 26 year old God-fearing Baptist man from Alabama, and I would love to purchase your daughter. I live my life only to serve the Lord, and spread his message, but it is my Christian duty to have children, and raise them to be Godly soldiers of Christ. (Genesis 1:28) I could probably get 25-30 kids out of your daughter before her ovaries dry up from the looks of her.

I will treat your daughter right also. I will be able to provide daily beatings in accordance with Proverbs 23:14, and I will be the head of the house, and your daughter. (Ephesians. 5:23)
I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.


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I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.
May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-08-2016, 05:40 PM

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May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
Perhaps she managed to escape?


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Sometimes fancy packaging helps them sell faster. Not all kids are cute - some need a little something extra.
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May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.


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I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.
You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?



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Im sorry Mrs. Etheldreda I must have posted it by mistake. I've been very stressed lately, and have not been thinking too clearly. My apologies


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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
Have fun burning in hell you pottymouth!


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-21-2016, 06:48 PM

Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.
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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
Friend, while on the surface, it may seem odd to off-load an unwanted family member. But consider this.
I have a very large family. Women are weak and have few abilities or skills beyond toilet scrubbing or cooking me a meal. Do I really need 15 females? Doesn't that come across as a bit greedy?
James 4:3
Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.

Now, there are plenty of people who are alone in the world. Should I deny them the opportunity to have clean toilets or a hot meal?
Would it be cruel to toss out an unwanted female like a used Kleenex? Selling one gives them a sense of worth, false as it may be.
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For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.



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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 03-02-2016, 08:46 PM

Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
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Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
A man is entitled to earn a living by the work he does with his hands. Or in this case, his manhood. Sheesh.


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Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
Is your child a son?





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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 06-18-2016, 11:01 PM

Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.
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Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.



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7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
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