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Default Christians Abandon False Churches In Huge Numbers - 09-16-2007, 11:27 AM

Good news Brothers and sisters! THIS is just the latest in the series of massive defections from the countless false Christian churches around the country who are losing their flock due to the Holy Ghost awakening them to the reality that God hates fags.

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Church 'storm' of mass defections brews

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The Episcopal Church is on the verge of a mass exodus if it doesn't repent of its approval of homosexual relationships, warn the leaders of three dioceses that signaled their intent this week to leave the 2 million-member denomination.

The dioceses of Fort Worth, Pittsburgh and Quincy, Ill., have stated that if they don't receive assurances by Sept. 30 that the House of Bishops will reject the consecration of bishops living in a same-sex relationship and same-sex blessings, they are prepared to cut themselves off from the Episcopal Church in the USA.

....Noting a trend that has developed over more than three decades, Webb said the denomination "has moved so far away from Scripture, Christian tradition and reason that many faithful Christians feel that they can no longer stay within the Episcopal Church and be faithful."

"The Episcopal Church so far has downplayed the impact of the thousands of Anglicans who have left the denomination," he said.

Initially, denominational leaders such as Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori claimed the numbers of people leaving were so small they weren't newsworthy, Webb pointed out.

"Then, as more and more parishioners left, they revised their claim to emphasize parishes instead of people," he said. "They have ignored the loss of congregations with some of the largest numbers of parishioners in the denomination."

The outcome of the House of Bishops fall meeting, Sept. 19-25, will "make the difference between whether thousands of Episcopalians stay within the denomination or leave it," said Webb.

Let us all pray that the Espico-Aliens vote to keep queer bishops. They are, after all, nothing more than jumped-up mary worshipers. LBC will be having a membership drive at the end of September, just prior to the annual witch hunt in October. Praise Jesus!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Christians Abandon False Churches In Huge Numbers - 09-16-2007, 11:55 AM

We can only hope that the Episcoqueerians start calling themselves 'Homers For Jesus.' That alone should double Landover Baptists' membership; praise God!
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