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Skull EXPOSED: the shadowy agenda behind "free-range meat" - 02-11-2020, 12:28 AM

So with a new plague sent by God (the so-called "Clocoavirus), liberals are scrambling to find something to blame other than their own sin. Typically they trot out a bunch of nerd scientists who blame factory farms, saying that the conditions in them "breed" new plagues.

Next comes the demand to play with our meat. Expect to see plans for "artificial meat" which of course is being pushed by the big cannibal lobby. Also, cloning. Cloning scares people, so I'm going to say it again. Cloning.

Worst of all is "free-range meat". I don't know exactly what their plan is, but is seems to involve creating a horrifying army that will be like the mongol hordes, only with more clucking.



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Default Re: EXPOSED: the shadowy agenda behind "free-range meat" - 02-11-2020, 02:05 AM

How fitting, I note. This "free-range" concept seems aligned with the liberal perspective. Much like the chickens, the liberals think they find freedom through their "progressive" notions, but they're just mindless clucks awaiting to be be beheaded and roasted by the twisted Democratic Party!


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Default Re: EXPOSED: the shadowy agenda behind "free-range meat" - 02-11-2020, 03:50 AM

I'm sure that all those hens are only going to have consensual sex with the roosters of their choice.


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Default Re: EXPOSED: the shadowy agenda behind "free-range meat" - 02-11-2020, 02:44 PM

Thank you for giving us this information Jeb, I'm sure all the ladies will keep it in mind next time I'm shopping.

Do you think they're using some sort of science-sorcery to make the chickens smarter? Notice how they dodge out of the way of the car. That means they're smarter than many humans, I'm looking at you, protestors!


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