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03-02-2008, 05:57 PM
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Yes. If a woman is my lover, I suck, lick, caress and kiss her genitals, as well as her breasts. If a woman is not my lover, I respectfully do not touch her genitals at all. Boy, am I sick.
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I guess you're not a gynecologist? Or a pediatrician?
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03-02-2008, 07:00 PM
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You will show me the respect that I deserve, harlot!
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I am showing you MORE respect than you deserve, pervert!
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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03-02-2008, 07:51 PM
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I have searched almost every woodpile in VT and have yet to find a black person.
Where are they hiding Remy my man?
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Did you try the local prison?
Will you not give up your wanton whoredoms?!?!
How can you ever expect to get Saved if you continue to play the harlot with every Tom, Dick, and Harry? What decent True Christian man is going to want to settle down with the likes of you?
What do you have against fine upstanding white men?
This is why MTV should be removed from the picture box!! It is programming impressionable white women to not only be sex craved trollops, but also to lust after buck nigras. Next thing you know they'll be airing propaganda about how cool it is to be a jap with all their wacky hairdos, portable technology, and giant humanoid robots. We'll then have white women lusting after the slants and thinking smaller and more efficient is in!!! Then even Hitoshi will be a hot catch!!! What a sad and terrifying world THAT would be!!!
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03-02-2008, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
Did you try the local prison?
Will you not give up your wanton whoredoms?!?!
How can you ever expect to get Saved if you continue to play the harlot with every Tom, Dick, and Harry? What decent True Christian man is going to want to settle down with the likes of you?
What do you have against fine upstanding white men?
This is why MTV should be removed from the picture box!! It is programming impressionable white women to not only be sex craved trollops, but also to lust after buck nigras. Next thing you know they'll be airing propaganda about how cool it is to be a jap with all their wacky hairdos, portable technology, and giant humanoid robots. We'll then have white women lusting after the slants and thinking smaller and more efficient is in!!! Then even Hitoshi will be a hot catch!!! What a sad and terrifying world THAT would be!!!
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Suggesting that prisons are filled with black men is very racist, and I am offended. There are whites, Latinos, Asians, and Middle Eastern people who are also incarcerated. Blacks are just a small percentage. You people need to do some research.
A woman can do whatever she wants with her body. It's her body. Roberta is not a "harlot" for wanting to enjoy the pleasure of sex.
Disrespecting Asians, too? Man, you guys are pathetic.
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03-02-2008, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
I am showing you MORE respect than you deserve, pervert!
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And I'm guessing he doesn't deserve respect because he's a man, right? You Hitlery Clinton voting bull dykes make me sick. You might get away with that type of sass with that faggoty, sissified, panty wearing, butt-bleeding, lisping, emo, so-called husband of yours, but you will show the proper respect to Brother Hatchet that a REAL MAN deserved.
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03-02-2008, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
Suggesting that prisons are filled with black men is very racist, and I am offended. There are whites, Latinos, Asians, and Middle Eastern people who are also incarcerated. Blacks are just a small percentage. You people need to do some research.
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Blacks are 44% of the U.S. prison population -- but only 12% of the U.S. population as a whole.
"Nationally, about 9% of all black males age 25 through 29 were in prison, compared to nearly 3% of Hispanic males and 1% of white males." This proves that blacks are innately criminal. The only other alternative is that the U.S. is systematically racist, and that just can't be. Look at how everyone loves Bill Cosby!
Who is it that needs to do some research again?
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03-02-2008, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Law
I am showing you MORE respect than you deserve, pervert!
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That is libel. I'm sure Brother Hatchet is calling his lawyers right now.
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03-02-2008, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
Suggesting that prisons are filled with black men is very racist, and I am offended. There are whites, Latinos, Asians, and Middle Eastern people who are also incarcerated. Blacks are just a small percentage. You people need to do some research.
A woman can do whatever she wants with her body. It's her body. Roberta is not a "harlot" for wanting to enjoy the pleasure of sex.
Disrespecting Asians, too? Man, you guys are pathetic.
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Prisons are filled with nigra bucks according to statistics. What is it? 1 in ever 10 bucks will end up in jail? Probably more like 1 in 3. Why is the TRUTH always deemed racist by you "people"?
Roberta has sex with any man or woman who wants it from her, excluding of course slants because of their small genitals(she's been stretched out so much she can't even feel a slant's little tinky winky). That makes her a whore and the only reason you're defending her is because you want to get on her good side in hopes that she'll let you have your way with her. You buck nigras are always thinking with you oversized tallywhackers!!! You disgust me!!!
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03-02-2008, 08:34 PM
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That is libel. I'm sure Brother Hatchet is calling his lawyers right now.
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Yeah, well, let his lawyers know that I called him a piffleing piffleface.
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03-02-2008, 08:39 PM
If coloreds want to be treated like regular real people they need to start acting like productive citizens instead of rape and rob machines only suited for labor or prison.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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03-02-2008, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
And I'm guessing he doesn't deserve respect because he's a man, right? You Hitlery Clinton voting bull dykes make me sick. You might get away with that type of sass with that faggoty, sissified, panty wearing, butt-bleeding, lisping, emo, so-called husband of yours, but you will show the proper respect to Brother Hatchet that a REAL MAN deserved.
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It has nothing to do with the fact that he has a Y chromosome. It has to do with the fact that he keeps talking about wanting to sexually abuse a child. Anyone who would sexually abuse a child does not deserve respect - they deserve PRISON.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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03-02-2008, 09:42 PM
Well True Christians™ don't let family act like whores no matter how young they are.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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03-02-2008, 09:49 PM
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That is libel. I'm sure Brother Hatchet is calling his lawyers right now.
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Bring 'em on.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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03-02-2008, 11:07 PM
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Well True Christians™ don't let family act like whores no matter how young they are.
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Amen, Brother.
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Re: Hula Hoops -
03-02-2008, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
You would put your car keys into your grandaughter's vagina? You're not just a pervert, you're a sadist.
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If anything, he's a selfless martyr. Imagine all the scrubbing he'd need to do to get his keys clean again! But I suppose you just have no compassion at all, do you?
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I bet Jewish girls had some kinds of hula-hoops in order to learn how to better satisfy Lord's warriors.
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Is that your attitude to everything? Jew girls also smoke the marijuana weed and plot to overthrow freedom, I suppose you think that must be fine as well?
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Sounds like your granddaughter is in more danger from you than all the rain forests and spotted owls in the world combined.
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What's that supposed to mean? Are you trying to say that you're angry because Old Man Hatchet doesn't insert his car keys into the vaginas of spotted owls?
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I know if that was my wife and duaghter i wouldhave grabbed the pistol and blown your nuts off your body
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You married your daughter?
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Friends,
Blacks are 44% of the U.S. prison population -- but only 12% of the U.S. population as a whole.
"Nationally, about 9% of all black males age 25 through 29 were in prison, compared to nearly 3% of Hispanic males and 1% of white males." This proves that blacks are innately criminal. The only other alternative is that the U.S. is systematically racist, and that just can't be. Look at how everyone loves Bill Cosby!
Who is it that needs to do some research again?
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Praise Jesus, that's exactly the point I was about to make. When this DeKalb sinner said "Blacks are just a small percentage", maybe he was thinking about the nips? They're renowned for their small percentages.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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03-03-2008, 12:04 AM
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If anything, he's a selfless martyr. Imagine all the scrubbing he'd need to do to get his keys clean again! But I suppose you just have no compassion at all, do you?
Not for sadistic perverts like Old Man HATCHET.
What's that supposed to mean? Are you trying to say that you're angry because Old Man Hatchet doesn't insert his car keys into the vaginas of spotted owls?
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I'd be angry if he inserted his car keys into the vagina (or cloaca in the case of birds) of any living being.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Last edited by Born Again Bob; 03-03-2008 at 03:52 AM.
Reason: Profanity makes Baby Jesus (and Baby BAB) Cry.
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03-03-2008, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
I'd be angry if he inserted his car keys into the vagina (or cloaca in the case of birds) of any living being.
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So you're saying you want him to kill the owls, and then insert his car keys into their unmentionables? What would be the point of that? You are one very strange lady.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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03-03-2008, 12:10 AM
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So you're saying you want him to kill the owls, and then insert his car keys into their unmentionables? What would be the point of that? You are one very strange lady.
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Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of an animal.
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03-03-2008, 12:12 AM
Owls are the Devils playthings and I do not approve of them at all.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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03-03-2008, 12:20 AM
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Ok - I'm going to say this with small words so you can get it. The only thing he should be putting his car keys into is the door lock or switch of his car.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of any person other than his wife or girlfriend and then only if she says he can.
He should not be putting anything into the private parts of an animal.
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Says you, harlot.
God says that a female belongs to either her father or her husband. That includes her cooter. If Brother Hatchet has judged (righteously) that his son-in-law is a worthless good-for-nothing, then it is his Christian duty to take things into his own hands.
I praise Jesus that I can count a Godly man such as Brother Hatchet as my Brother in Christ. If only all daughters could have such a father, the world would be a Holier place.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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