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Default Surivivor - 04-24-2021, 01:52 AM

I was thinking of an idea for an episode of Survivor. Basically we lock about 10 celebrities in an old Soviet era submarine, sail into open water then cut the power so that it sinks to the ocean floor. Pick up and rescue will arrive from Norway in 7 days. There's only enough oxygen for 6 days. Unless! Someone doesn't make it.

I see it more in the format of a live continuous radio feed with 24/7 unedited audio from the submarine. There's no video so there's no evidence you can listen to it at night or in the car or while taking the ferry.


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I was thinking of an idea for an episode of Survivor. Basically we lock about 10 celebrities in an old Soviet era submarine, sail into open water then cut the power so that it sinks to the ocean floor. Pick up and rescue will arrive from Norway in 7 days. There's only enough oxygen for 6 days. Unless! Someone doesn't make it.
I see it more in the format of a live continuous radio feed with 24/7 unedited audio from the submarine. There's no video so there's no evidence you can listen to it at night or in the car or while taking the ferry.
This is a great idea for those corporations that do exercises to build team attitudes. Whoever made it out alive could be the next company President.


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Default Ps carcinoma, rural, tibia shade substances. - 04-24-2021, 06:11 AM

Your crazy. You understand that this is illegal you cant treat people like that making them kill each other. Btw Im a cisgender woman pansexual and bi and proud and ive paraded in prides in more than 20 cities Im also an athiest and ready to debate anyone. Cant you see that youve also written survivor false its survivor not surivivor. your judging people while your god doesnt even support judging.
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Your crazy. You understand that this is illegal you cant treat people like that making them kill each other. Btw Im a cisgender woman pansexual and bi and proud and ive paraded in prides in more than 20 cities Im also an athiest and ready to debate anyone.. . .
No, you're not. You are completely unprepared for any debate of any kind.

A gassy, allergy-ridden Pug/Chihuahua mix could stand on stage while farting and sneezing and make a better debate showing than you.


Read the Bible, please, before you post again.


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This is a great idea for those corporations that do exercises to build team attitudes. Whoever made it out alive could be the next company President.
Or certainly a promotion to Associate Step II or III. I am confident that synergy with corporate world will provide a point of resonance for growth and personal development in our global team. Exciting times ahead, be best.


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