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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
05-24-2008, 05:30 PM
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I for one have appreciated the advice in this thread, Our whore slut daughter came back home with her little b**tard child. I have had to deal with the little monster on a daily basis since.
Does Landover have any "camps" for 1 yr old females ?
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Brother Saved,
You could always sell the little bastard. Boys get more money than girls!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...dpurchase.html
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
05-25-2008, 12:25 AM
You lot are a disgrace to the human race.
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05-25-2008, 07:20 AM
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You lot are a disgrace to the human race.
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Your angry outburst is a disgrace to this gentle forum, young Missy! Such hate, such violence -- JESUS Himself will strike you down for your rage. Praise!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
05-27-2008, 02:15 PM
To keep baby warm during a bath, put them in a large pot with the burner set on low.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
05-27-2008, 02:47 PM
In case of drafts around the stove area, which could give Li'l Precious the sniffles, there's always the good old Christian Mommy standby:
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
05-27-2008, 03:48 PM
Baby Handling Tips:
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
05-27-2008, 05:01 PM
more handling tips
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
06-18-2008, 06:05 PM
Oh, my.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
06-24-2008, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.
That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.
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This works great, Pastor Ezekiel. If you just follow the Book of Proverbs, word for word, your children will behave like ANGELS in Church. Even if you're in the Choir, just one stern look all the way to the back pew where your young'uns are sitting is enough to put the fear of God into them.
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07-26-2008, 06:36 PM
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Yes, and don't they just know it.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
07-26-2008, 06:43 PM
I was watching halloween6 last night and noticed that the parents put their baby in a bathroom cabinet during a thunderstorm and it didn't cry at all after that.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
07-27-2008, 05:46 PM
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Yes, and don't they just know it.
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Why? Because we love our children enough to beat the love of JESUS into them?
If you do not, then YOU are the abuser and YOU are neglecting your child!
The Bible says "spare the rod, spoil the child"
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
07-27-2008, 07:36 PM
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Why? Because we love our children enough to beat the love of JESUS into them?
If you do not, then YOU are the abuser and YOU are neglecting your child!
The Bible says "spare the rod, spoil the child"
We are the best parents on the planet and GOD'S Favorite Parents!
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No what you're doing is child abuse.
There are laws against that.
But clearly as you are all talk and no trousers you wouldn't ever do anything like that (thankfully).
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
07-27-2008, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by commie!commie!commie!
No what you're doing is child abuse.
There are laws against that.
But clearly as you are all talk and no trousers you wouldn't ever do anything like that (thankfully).
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You know, this thread may be called "Tips for cranky babies", but that doesn't actually make it a thread where cranky babies can go to get advice.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
08-27-2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.
That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.
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Are you sure about that?
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08-27-2008, 06:54 PM
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Are you sure about that?
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Well look what happens when you don't teach them right from wrong. You get someone like you, who spells like a 'tard and whines about how oppressive "Family Values" are.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
09-24-2008, 10:58 AM
the bible teachs us to disipline our children and teach them the right way....and u guys want to drownd ur kids,,beat them to death, and what ever sick stuff u 'people' mentioned........i hope u all die a slow death
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
09-24-2008, 11:04 AM
You do know you can go to jail for about 90% of the things stated in this thread, right?
I really do thing I should report this website, after all, the cameras will role for anything juicy.
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Re: Tips for Cranky Babies -
09-24-2008, 11:07 AM
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You do know you can go to jail for about 90% of the things stated in this thread, right?
I really do thing I should report this website, after all, the cameras will role for anything juicy.
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I support you OniXera.
I will report this site aswell.
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09-24-2008, 11:56 AM
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I support you OniXera.
I will report this site aswell.
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