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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 05-24-2008, 05:30 PM

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I for one have appreciated the advice in this thread, Our whore slut daughter came back home with her little b**tard child. I have had to deal with the little monster on a daily basis since.

Does Landover have any "camps" for 1 yr old females ?

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You could always sell the little bastard. Boys get more money than girls!

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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 05-25-2008, 12:25 AM

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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 05-27-2008, 02:15 PM

To keep baby warm during a bath, put them in a large pot with the burner set on low.
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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 05-27-2008, 02:47 PM

In case of drafts around the stove area, which could give Li'l Precious the sniffles, there's always the good old Christian Mommy standby:

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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 06-24-2008, 08:38 PM

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I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.

That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.
This works great, Pastor Ezekiel. If you just follow the Book of Proverbs, word for word, your children will behave like ANGELS in Church. Even if you're in the Choir, just one stern look all the way to the back pew where your young'uns are sitting is enough to put the fear of God into them.
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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 07-26-2008, 06:36 PM

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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 07-26-2008, 06:43 PM

I was watching halloween6 last night and noticed that the parents put their baby in a bathroom cabinet during a thunderstorm and it didn't cry at all after that.


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Yes, and don't they just know it.
Why? Because we love our children enough to beat the love of JESUS into them?

If you do not, then YOU are the abuser and YOU are neglecting your child!

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Why? Because we love our children enough to beat the love of JESUS into them?

If you do not, then YOU are the abuser and YOU are neglecting your child!

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No what you're doing is child abuse.
There are laws against that.
But clearly as you are all talk and no trousers you wouldn't ever do anything like that (thankfully).
You know, this thread may be called "Tips for cranky babies", but that doesn't actually make it a thread where cranky babies can go to get advice.


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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 08-27-2008, 06:08 PM

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I always thought that you're just supposed to slap the hell out of them when they cry.

That's what my parents did, and I came out just fine.
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Are you sure about that?
Well look what happens when you don't teach them right from wrong. You get someone like you, who spells like a 'tard and whines about how oppressive "Family Values" are.


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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 09-24-2008, 10:58 AM

the bible teachs us to disipline our children and teach them the right way....and u guys want to drownd ur kids,,beat them to death, and what ever sick stuff u 'people' mentioned........i hope u all die a slow death
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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 09-24-2008, 11:04 AM

You do know you can go to jail for about 90% of the things stated in this thread, right?

I really do thing I should report this website, after all, the cameras will role for anything juicy.
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Default Re: Tips for Cranky Babies - 09-24-2008, 11:07 AM

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You do know you can go to jail for about 90% of the things stated in this thread, right?

I really do thing I should report this website, after all, the cameras will role for anything juicy.
I support you OniXera.

I will report this site aswell.
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I will report this site aswell.
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YOU SAY THAT I HAVE SINNED AND THAT IM GOING TO HELL. BY JUDGING ME YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN H3LL. Matthew 7:1-3 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
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