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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-17-2010, 03:58 PM
I'm deeply offended and sickened by the supposes "saved" trash on this forum and every word I've read so far. You people are discusting and disturbing. If your way of life is the right way, I'll be glad to go to hell and be away from all of you bigots. You are a disgrace to the human kind. Now please excuse me while I go vomit at the very thought of you breathing.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-17-2010, 04:01 PM
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I'm deeply offended and sickened by the supposes "saved" trash on this forum and every word I've read so far. You people are discusting and disturbing. If your way of life is the right way, I'll be glad to go to hell and be away from all of you bigots. You are a disgrace to the human kind. Now please excuse me while I go vomit at the very thought of you breathing.
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How nice of you to visit us, not introduce yourself and start insulting us.
Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible:
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-17-2010, 04:11 PM
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How nice of you to visit us, not introduce yourself and start insulting us.
Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible:
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
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Ahhh, not quotes from the Bible!?! I am defeated, blehhhhh... dead.
In all seriousness though, you can't tell me anything about the Bible that I don't already know. And, you can't use one source to prove an argument of the same source. Circular logic is a fallacy. Thanks.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-17-2010, 04:33 PM
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I am defeated, blehhhhh... dead.
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If only we would have been so lucky. Unfortunately you still seem to be alive.
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In all seriousness though, you can't tell me anything about the Bible that I don't already know.
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I have no idea. Since you refuse to properly introduce yourself I do not know how well you know the Bible. I have a hunch though. I think you are an idiot who didn't even open the Holy Bible. Ever.
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And, you can't use one source to prove an argument of the same source. Circular logic is a fallacy. Thanks.
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God proving his existence to us would be too easy. God wants us to work hard to earn our place in Heaven. But the Holy Bible is a brilliant book. If you would bother to really read it you would see that no human could have written it.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-18-2010, 01:10 AM
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I'm deeply offended and sickened by the supposes "saved" trash on this forum and every word I've read so far.
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That's because Satan has blinded you, so that you are unable to recognize the True Christian Love™ that you can find so abundantly here. We will all pray for you.
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You people are discusting and disturbing. If your way of life is the right way, I'll be glad to go to hell and be away from all of you bigots. You are a disgrace to the human kind. Now please excuse me while I go vomit at the very thought of you breathing.
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Why are you so hateful? Don't you know that Hell is really hot?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-17-2010, 09:25 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-17-2010, 11:48 PM
those dirty, sexy little boys and their temptetion
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-18-2010, 03:08 AM
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those dirty, sexy little boys and their temptetion
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I'm very offended by illiterate trolls hijacking good Christian threads.
Luke 5:31
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:12 AM
Racist Christian Hate mongering Bigots.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:13 AM
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Racist Christian Hate mongering Bigots.
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Uppity minorities calling me a racist.
Jesus wants us to save everyone, including the beaners, the negroes, the wops, the slopes, the slants, the sand nigras, the heebs and the abbos.
If you had read the Bible, you would know that.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:19 AM
But that's not what any of YOU want. Clearly.
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03-24-2010, 08:29 AM
I'm offended by the inability to get into my favourite online community
I had a serious issue today and needed a Pastors advice, instead they're spending their time cleaning up after a herd of trolls.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39251
Mistress Cookie answered me, but she didn't know what to do about the situation either.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 08:40 AM
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Uppity minorities calling me a racist.
Jesus wants us to save everyone, including the beaners, the negroes, the wops, the slopes, the slants, the sand nigras, the heebs and the abbos.
If you had read the Bible, you would know that.
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If you really want to save them, why are you so against them? If you treat them as equals, you will find that they are equals. They are equals in God's mind, so if they are not equal in your mind, you are going to hell.
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04-07-2010, 08:56 AM
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If you really want to save them, why are you so against them? If you treat them as equals, you will find that they are equals. They are equals in God's mind, so if they are not equal in your mind, you are going to hell.
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I am offended by people implying I'm a racist.
They are all equal in my mind, friend as the relationship has been clearly established in the Holy Word.
Ephesians 6:5-9
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.
And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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04-07-2010, 10:15 AM
I'm offended by Harry Potter followers.
They're Satanists. One of them even hailed Satan.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 10:24 AM
i be offendeds by them mooslims that visits our bootiful forums an then posts a bunch of copy an paste spams
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 04:25 PM
Well, I'd say what truely offended me, but y'all would give me another infraction.
So, I'll just say that I'm not really offended by anything except people who don't listen to the truth and racists.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 04:39 PM
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So, I'll just say that I'm not really offended by anything except people who don't listen to the truth and racists.
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Amen! I myself cannot abide the bigotry of joos and mudslimes.
Luke 5:31
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 06:44 PM
I'm offended by Obama. There's just something about him that doesn't seem right. He always reminds me of that cartoon character Curious George. Just look at the ears and the hairline... do you see the similarities?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 06:49 PM
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Just look at the ears and the hairline... do you see the similarities?
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Indeed they do. They look equally stupid.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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