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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-04-2009, 04:41 AM
I am offended that the foul godless hellhole demon worshiping website www.godlikeproductions.com is up and running.
We should start a petition to shut down godlike productions.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-04-2009, 04:50 AM
I am offended by the noise of my neighbours. All night long they have been arguing and screaming obsenities at each other.
Vile creatures. 
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-04-2009, 05:33 AM
Im offended that the secret mooslim Barak Husein Obama wants to take away our right to bear arms. If we arent armed the Ruskis will come marching right in! Damn democrats! 
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
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Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-04-2009, 05:44 AM
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I am offended that the foul godless hellhole demon worshiping website www.godlikeproductions.com is up and running.
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You know they are a bunch of hooked nose Joos right. Trinity is a penny pinching, bagel munching, Christ killing Joo.
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10-04-2009, 05:46 AM
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I am offended by Scottish people. A whole nation of gingers (ginger, by the way, is an anagram of a certain term for a certain other cursed race. Coincidence, or proof of an intelligently designed language?) You can tell God was having a bit of a laugh when He came up with that idea. I am also offended by the way you just can't tell if young people are boys or girls nowadays. Can I speculate about whether this person would make a good wife, or would doing that make me an abomination unto God? I just can't tell anymore!
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I thought Gingers were redheads. Like Lindsey Lohann is something called a fire crotch......? Not the same thing?
I'm offended people who dye their hair red and then demand a special (confusing) title.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-04-2009, 02:15 PM
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You know they are a bunch of hooked nose Joos right. Trinity is a penny pinching, bagel munching, Christ killing Joo. |
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-05-2009, 12:58 AM
I am so offended that the Cowboys lost! 
Why, LORD? What am I doing wrong for You to not make Your favorite team win?! Please illuminate Your servant and I will fix whatever I am doing wrong!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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10-05-2009, 01:02 AM
I saw an (unnamed) Sister at Church wearing white shoes. Didn't anyone bother tell her no white shoes after Labor Day?
I bet JESUS was so embarrassed for her he could have DIED!
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10-05-2009, 01:04 AM
I'm offended by the Arizona State Sun Devils. Out of all the team names they could've picked, why did it have to be Satanic?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-05-2009, 01:17 AM
At the time i'm offended by Pastor Ezekiel who keeps asking me the most stuipd Questions but when i ask him something he naver anwers
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10-05-2009, 01:33 AM
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At the time i'm offended by Pastor Ezekiel who keeps asking me the most stuipd Questions but when i ask him something he naver anwers |
How DARE you sass one of GOD'S Favorite Pastors like that! You have nooooo business asking a MAN, much less a MAN OF GOD anything! Some one is getting too big for her britches.
I've got my eye on you missy.... 
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-06-2009, 06:45 AM
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Jesus (the) Christ! You mean Pastor Ezekiel Knows such a "person"?
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Indeed, yes, he even lives with the scallywag!
I'm offended by the fact that my Question Thread ended up having to be closed! Offended and very saddened! 'Twas truly and unfortunate turn of events.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-06-2009, 07:00 AM
I'm offended by forum members who cannot take the time out of their day to read the rules of a thread and read the contents of a thread to get a general understanding of how it works and then worse of all insists on staying in a thread after being told off!!! 
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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10-06-2009, 07:10 AM
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I'm offended by forum members who cannot take the time out of their day to read the rules of a thread and read the contents of a thread to get a general understanding of how it works and then worse of all insists on staying in a thread after being told off!!! |
*Snickers* I'm offended by those, too.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-07-2009, 01:56 AM
Im Canadian, and I've noticed something rather insulting in my country:
Immigrants come to our country and make us change our laws and customs to accomodate them. Example: they're trying to pass a law that prohibits the saying of "Merry Christmas" because it offends their religion.
But, the real "insult to injury", is that when we go into their country, we have to respect their customs or get thrown in jail! We have to change to accommodate them, but they can't have the decency to change when the tables are turned? And they wonder why people hate them? It's just revolting! We should tell them to go home if they don't like it here!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-07-2009, 03:44 AM
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Im Canadian, and I've noticed something rather insulting in my country:
Immigrants come to our country and make us change our laws and customs to accomodate them. Example: they're trying to pass a law that prohibits the saying of "Merry Christmas" because it offends their religion.
But, the real "insult to injury", is that when we go into their country, we have to respect their customs or get thrown in jail! We have to change to accommodate them, but they can't have the decency to change when the tables are turned? And they wonder why people hate them? It's just revolting! We should tell them to go home if they don't like it here!
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Wow, pierce. That makes more sense than anything you have ever said here.
I am offended that John McCain called the dolly llama an inspiration to all.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-07-2009, 03:56 AM
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I was offended by that too. I take it as a sign that Jesus did the right thing by causing John McCain to lose the election. He truly does work in mysterious ways.
I am offended by Baskin Robbins® support of satan's birthday by offering an assorment of delicious taste treats in honor of Halloween.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-07-2009, 01:45 PM
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Are you being serious or sarcastic? If you're serious, thanks. 
I always hated the fact we have to bend over and immigrants change all our customs and beliefs while they cant be bothered to change themselves. Awfully hypocritic of them
But that really pissed me off. We cant say Merry Chrsitmas? Honestly. If they ever pass that law, im moving to the US. Americans would never let that tripe happen. 
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-07-2009, 01:50 PM
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If they ever pass that law, im moving to the US. Americans would never let that tripe happen. |
No thanks. We have enough of a crime problem with all the other immigrants here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-07-2009, 02:19 PM
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Are you being serious or sarcastic? If you're serious, thanks.
I always hated the fact we have to bend over and immigrants change all our customs and beliefs while they cant be bothered to change themselves. Awfully hypocritic of them |
Amen. It offends me that even here in this Christian country, people show up and demand that we tolerate their false religions, but then they refuse to tolerate our true faith. If you want special privileges for your worship of Allah, Buddha, the Kachinas, or any other false gods, go back where you came from.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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