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Mayor of Freehold
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Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money -
02-13-2020, 12:29 AM
Leave it to the atheists at Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) to do something stupid. They want the Federal Department of Justice to stop giving taxpayer money to Hookers for Jesus.
Hookers for Jesus helps hookers who want to change careers to do so. Of course they call upon Jesus for help. Why would any group, especially FFRF, not want to help hookers. Laws against atheism would help our country more that laws against hookers.
https://ffrf.org/news/news-releases/...-Ag-4REj0I5Jw4
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money -
02-13-2020, 06:32 AM
Mr Mayor,
This is an outrage. Jesus had much compassion towards hookers. It is important that the government continue His good works and bring these sinful women to Christ so their shame may be washed away as their tears fall upon His feet, followed by a foot massage with ointment and copious kisses.
Luke 7:37-50
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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True Christian™
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Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money -
02-13-2020, 07:36 AM
One would wonder what the FFRF would propose to hookers that wanted to change professions anyway. Allied with Democrats, they might ultimately suggest that they learn to code. Indeed, it might have been some ex-hookers that coded that failed "app" that lead to the chaos in the Iowa Democrat primaries.
Come to think of it, it might be interesting to get some hookers to endorse some of the opposition candidates like Mike Bloomberg. Or maybe the Landover Baptist Church could endorse him - although we can't even get the SPLC to tag us as a "hate" group much less a "white supremacist" organization.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Location: Milton, PA
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Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money -
02-16-2020, 02:37 PM
In these times, we as Christians need to be reaching out touching hookers more than ever. These fallen women can ascend from their oily origins to answer the call of Christ, and who knows what they can do? You just never know, help a hooker and she could maybe one day become Madame First Lady to the POTUS?
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money -
02-16-2020, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by phucker67
In these times, we as Christians need to be reaching out touching hookers more than ever. These fallen women can ascend from their oily origins to answer the call of Christ, and who knows what they can do? You just never know, help a hooker and she could maybe one day become Madame First Lady to the POTUS?
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That is a beautiful picture of Melania. The work of Hookers for Jesus is amplified by our President. I've never understood what she did for a living before she met him but it is obvious his invitation to join him in his life with Jesus attracted her.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™
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Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money -
02-18-2020, 10:01 AM
These are heartwarming stories Mayor, but there are so many more that need our prayers and the helping hand of Hookers for Jesus.
Take Stormy Daniels for instance - our magnanimous president gave her a stipend to get her life together, perhaps by going to school to learn home economics or dairy farming. Instead she took up with that sleaze ball lawyer that is now going to prison for a very long time. Last I heard she was still traveling the country dancing on poles and opening her mouth to anyone that will talk to her.
The there is Gloria Allred (her daughter seems to have taken over the old family business) - every time you see her on an MSM news conference she is promising money and book deals to some sinning "victim" waif. Rewarding sin with money is not what Jesus had in mind, Gloria should be defending Hookers for Jesus.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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