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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-07-2007, 09:10 AM
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That's why the anime I like involves this guy. Huge swords are the epitome of manliness
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His too-big-a-kitchen-knife is clean, what does he use it for? Scrubbing his scrawny little back?
Not to mention that he looks like a homer.
Watching such crap can't be healthy for children.
Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
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01-07-2007, 05:22 PM
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His too-big-a-kitchen-knife is clean, what does he use it for? Scrubbing his scrawny little back?
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maybe he washed it?
i mean, you cant do a camera shoot with a bloody sword, its downright indecent.
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01-07-2007, 08:39 PM
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His too-big-a-kitchen-knife is clean, what does he use it for? Scrubbing his scrawny little back?
Not to mention that he looks like a homer.
Watching such crap can't be healthy for children.
Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
Jeremiah 48:10
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01-07-2007, 10:56 PM
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Why does everyone look GAY to you? Maybe you're HIDING something from us all????
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It's pretty obvious he's a Homer.
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01-07-2007, 11:04 PM
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its called a Kimono.
lots of Asian people wore them in feudal times....
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01-07-2007, 11:13 PM
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its called a Kimono.
lots of Asian people wore them in feudal times....
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Wasn't very practical when we sent over a present to the Gooks when we won the 2nd World War?
If lots of Asian men wear such garments then perhaps they are ALL Homers?
God is very strict about gender dress codes.
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01-08-2007, 12:11 AM
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Wasn't very practical when we sent over a present to the Gooks when we won the 2nd World War?
If lots of Asian men wear such garments then perhaps they are ALL Homers?
God is very strict about gender dress codes.
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how did they make more Japanese people if they were all gay?
if women wear pants are they "lezbeans"?
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01-08-2007, 12:34 AM
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how did they make more Japanese people if they were all gay?
if women wear pants are they "lezbeans"?
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OH NO! I WEAR JEANS! BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE A SLUT!
HAHAHA I MUST BE A LESBIAN
but i'm not.
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01-08-2007, 12:36 AM
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Wasn't very practical when we sent over a present to the Gooks when we won the 2nd World War?
If lots of Asian men wear such garments then perhaps they are ALL Homers?
God is very strict about gender dress codes.
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God isn't very strict about gender dress code, don't be a mormon.
And if they were all homosexual Japan and China wouldn't be such highly populated countries, now would they?
Oh my gosh, use common sense. If you have any.
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01-08-2007, 12:52 AM
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God isn't very strict about gender dress code, don't be a mormon.
Where DO you get all of these stupid ideas?
Women may not wear men's clothing or vice versa -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord."
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
Women may not braid their hair, wear gold, pearls, or expensive clothing.
"Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." -- 1 Timothy 2:9
"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel." -- 1 Peter 3:3
Don't wear garments with wool and linen blended together.
"Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together." -- Deuteronomy 22:11
A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long.
"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11:14-15
God will punish those who wear strange clothes.
"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
Priests must wear linen, not wool, and may not wear any garment that makes them sweat.
"But the priests ... shall be clothed with linen garments; and no wool shall come upon them. They shall have linen bonnets upon their heads, and shall have linen breeches upon their loins; they shall not gird themselves with any thing that causeth sweat." -- Ezekiel 44:15-18
And if they were all homosexual Japan and China wouldn't be such highly populated countries, now would they?
Yes. They all look alike, so they accidentally get it right once in awhile, if only by accident.
Oh my gosh, use common sense. If you have any.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 12:53 AM
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OH NO! I WEAR JEANS! BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE A SLUT!
HAHAHA I MUST BE A LESBIAN
but i'm not.
hahaha.
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A short skirt would make you a slut but a skirt of proper length (in my opinion no higher than a few inches below the knee, not sure about Landover's official stance) would not. Pants are much more sluttish than a proper skirt as they tend to show off a girl's private parts.
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God isn't very strict about gender dress code, don't be a mormon.
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And just where did you get that idea? Not from the Bible, that's for sure.
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Originally Posted by Deuteronomy 22:5
5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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Skirts are women's clothing, pants are men's clothing.
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And if they were all homosexual Japan and China wouldn't be such highly populated countries, now would they?
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Maybe they are not all homers but they all have homer tendencies and most are actual homers.
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Oh my gosh, use common sense. If you have any.
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Using comon sense is giving into Satan. GOD tells us what to think so we have no need for "common sense" and other secular nonsense. PRAISE HIM!
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01-08-2007, 01:11 AM
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I have plenty. Listen to me before your feet start to burn!
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I think not.
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A short skirt would make you a slut but a skirt of proper length (in my opinion no higher than a few inches below the knee, not sure about Landover's official stance) would not. Pants are much more sluttish than a proper skirt as they tend to show off a girl's private parts.
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Ew, no way. Skirts provoke boys to reach up there, while pants cover your body.
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And just where did you get that idea? Not from the Bible, that's for sure.
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I get it from common sense and equal treatment
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Skirts are women's clothing, pants are men's clothing.
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Yah well i like to wear pants because i don't want to feel like a whore. Thank you very much. I'm not going to follow some stupid dress code.
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Maybe they are not all homers but they all have homer tendencies and most are actual homers.
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You have no idea whatsoever, because you don't know any chinese or japanese people because you're well, racist, let's put it.
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Using comon sense is giving into Satan. GOD tells us what to think so we have no need for "common sense" and other secular nonsense. PRAISE HIM!
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No it's not. You're an idiot, because they teach us to use common sense in SCHOOL. OH WAIT now are you guys going to CONDEMN schools to???
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 01:29 AM
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if women wear pants are they "lezbeans"?
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Answer: yes.
What the Bible says about clothing and fashions
Women may not wear men's clothing or vice versa -- it's an "abomination unto the Lord."
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5
Women may not braid their hair, wear gold, pearls, or expensive clothing.
"Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." -- 1 Timothy 2:9
"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel." -- 1 Peter 3:3
Don't wear garments with wool and linen blended together.
"Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together." -- Deuteronomy 22:11
A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long.
"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11:14-15
God will punish those who wear strange clothes. This includes queers, lezbeans and goths.
"I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel." -- Zephaniah 1:8
Anymore questions? Try opening your Bible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 01:35 AM
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I think not.
Ew, no way. Skirts provoke boys to reach up there, while pants cover your body.
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Notif the skirt is of proper length. Pants provoke boys to try to feel through the pants while skirts don't.
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I get it from common sense and equal treatment
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Common sense is of the Devil and so is equal treatment. Men and women are not equal, men are both stronger and smarter than women. The Bible also tells us women are not men's equals.
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Yah well i like to wear pants because i don't want to feel like a whore. Thank you very much. I'm not going to follow some stupid dress code.
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Short skirts are whorish, long skirts are not.
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You have no idea whatsoever, because you don't know any chinese or japanese people because you're well, racist, let's put it.
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The Godly pastors have said so and I'll take their word for it. We are not racist, we do not hate anybody of color even though Salvation may not be possible for them.
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No it's not. You're an idiot, because they teach us to use common sense in SCHOOL. OH WAIT now are you guys going to CONDEMN schools to???
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 01:41 AM
oh my. so i must really be a lesbian then.
gosh darnit. i've been lying to myself all these years.....-cry-
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 03:30 AM
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Yah well i like to wear pants because i don't want to feel like a whore. Thank you very much. I'm not going to follow some stupid dress code.
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What you feel like is unimportant.
God thinks of you as a defiled whore since you trust in your own inventions (your false fantasy god) rather than in Him:
Thus were they defiled with their own works, and went a whoring with their own inventions.
Psalm 106:39
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01-08-2007, 04:25 AM
Somebody said something about no blood being on the blade. Leaving blood on your blade after killing an enemy is bad swordsmanship. Blood is acidic, and will damage the blade. Though I have seen the Show/Manga get pretty blood.
Also, the guy is not wearing a skirt. Its called a Hakama, and falls under the "Pants" nomenclature. This is a picture of some guy kind enough to give a demonstration, bless him.
I wish people would not feel superior to others. That is Satan corrupting your mind
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01-08-2007, 04:39 AM
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Somebody said something about no blood being on the blade. Leaving blood on your blade after killing an enemy is bad swordsmanship. Blood is acidic, and will damage the blade. Though I have seen the Show/Manga get pretty blood.
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I'll leave my sword in the hands of God.
You doubt the LORD OF LORDS could do something as simple as preserving His servants blades?
The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams:
For the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
Isaiah 34:6
And I'll tell you what's bad swordsmanship, an overgrown kitchen knife that wouldn't even be usable!
Please grow up.
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Also, the guy is not wearing a skirt. Its called a Hakama, and falls under the "Pants" nomenclature. This is a picture of some guy kind enough to give a demonstration, bless him.
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First off, that doesn't look the same.
But in any case, if it looks like a skirt and is used as a skirt, it is a skirt.
Everything else is just empty terminology.
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I wish people would not feel superior to others. That is Satan corrupting your mind
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Indeed.
So maybe you should, you know, stop believing yourself superior to us, and like God?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 05:06 AM
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I'll leave my sword in the hands of God.
You doubt the LORD OF LORDS could do something as simple as preserving His servants blades?
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Well, till God gives us swords, we are gonna have to maintain our own, won't we?
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And I'll tell you what's bad swordsmanship, an overgrown kitchen knife that wouldn't even be usable!
Please grow up.
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I think I should tell you, the person with the orange hair in my first pic is a "Fiction" character FICT-ION-AL CHA-RACT-ER. The things real characters do are often times not real, even if they are for adults.
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First off, that doesn't look the same.
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That's probably because one is a drawing and the other is a real person
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Indeed.
So maybe you should, you know, stop believing yourself superior to us, and like God?
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Re: Anime: The Scourge Of America -
01-08-2007, 05:13 AM
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Well, till God gives us swords, we are gonna have to maintain our own, won't we?
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No.
God cares for mine already, as I've never wiped it off and it has never rusted nor been damaged.
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I think I should tell you, the person with the orange hair in my first pic is a "Fiction" character FICT-ION-AL CHA-RACT-ER. The things real characters do are often times not real, even if they are for adults.
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NO, REALLY?
Look kid, I'm not the one watching the crap.
You were the one who said that it's "poor swordsmanship" for a fictionous character to have blood on his sword.
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That's probably because one is a drawing and the other is a real person
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It's still womanly clothes, or failing that, strange apparel.
That homer in the picture, the real one, is probably going to hell.
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I love God, its you I have problems with.
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Yet you do not obey Him, doesn't sound like love to me, not even respect.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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